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over a year ago
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"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist camp?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 
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And the most popular girl is the one who can eat the last donut  |
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My grandfather continually tried to warn people that the Titanic would sink but no one listened..
But he wasn't deterred and time after time he repeatedly kept on warning them nonetheless !!
Until they eventually got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre |
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A husband turns to his wife and says, come on, me, you and the dog are off fishing.
Wife says "i dont want too"
Husband tells her "we there are three choices, a blow job, shag your arse or fishing"
The wife agreed to a blow job and got on her knees, she wrapped her mouth around his cock and instantly pulled away gagging
"Your cock tastes of shit" the wife stated
The husband replied "the dog didnt want to go fishing either"
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Young lad and his Grandad enjoy playing the lottery together every weekend. One day, they win £50.
Grandad says ‘Are you grown up enough that you can touch your dick on your arse?’
Lad says ‘No, I can’t’
Grandad tells him he’s too young to play the lottery, and he keeps all the money.
A few years later, they win £10,000
Lad says to Grandad ‘Can you touch your dick on your arse?’
Grandad says ‘Yes, I can!’
Lad says ‘Well, go fuck yourself’ |
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During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"  |
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A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints." |
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."  |
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"A husband turns to his wife and says, come on, me, you and the dog are off fishing.
Wife says "i dont want too"
Husband tells her "we there are three choices, a blow job, shag your arse or fishing"
The wife agreed to a blow job and got on her knees, she wrapped her mouth around his cock and instantly pulled away gagging
"Your cock tastes of shit" the wife stated
The husband replied "the dog didnt want to go fishing either"
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Fuck this has got me giggling |
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"I WENT TO THE DOCTORS EARLIER TODAY WITH HEARING PROBLEMS.
HE SAID:"CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE SYMPTOMS?"
I SAID: "HOMERS A FAT GUY & MARGE HAS BLUE HAIR!"
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Hahahaha brilliant |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says:
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No!" the penguin insists.
It's just ice cream!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist camp?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. "
And who’s the most popular lady at the same nudist camp ?
The lady who can eat the last donuts |
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"Who is the most popular guy at the nudist camp?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
And who’s the most popular lady at the same nudist camp ?
The lady who can eat the last donuts "
The one with the massive tits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says:
"Looks like you blew a seal."
"No!" the penguin insists.
It's just ice cream!" "
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party ?
To find a tight seal |
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3 grannies at a bus stop and a streaker runs past waving his tackle at them.
The first granny has a stroke, the second has a stroke but the third one can’t reach. |
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"Did you hear the owner of Dulux died climbing a mountain?
Police say he could have done with another coat
...and the judge just glossed over the coroner's report"
The whole thing made me very emulsional... |
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A worried elderly woman calls her husbands mobile after hearing the news on the radio because she knows he is driving home and is worried.
Wife.. Please be careful on the road today! I have just heard on the radio that there is a driver going the wrong way down the M6 motorway.
Husband.. Oh, it's not just one. There are hundreds of the buggers ! |
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"Did you hear the owner of Dulux died climbing a mountain?
Police say he could have done with another coat
...and the judge just glossed over the coroner's report
The whole thing made me very emulsional..."
I'm satin the chair wondering if adding to this would be like treading on eggshell |
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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!" |
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