Bored

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So bored laying here with a massive hard cock and nowhere to use it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nip down to the fridge, see if there’s some ham. Wrap a few layers together, boom, diy vagina.

Thank me later.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want to eat the ham tho would be abit of a mess lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat it before you smash it then, unless you like the secret sauce addition

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can't eat it cos won't have anytjing left to wank myself silly with

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could use your cock as a draft excluder.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol how would that work I'm interested

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

keep it cool

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could use the cock you're lying next to on yourself

By *UNANDNICEMan over a year ago

Basildon

I'm bored and horny tonight

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know about that OP, looks pretty average to me

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thats my cock lol

By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Tried slamming it in the car door a few times?

That’ll lively things up.