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“....... it was said long ago that the chosen one would have a fire in his groin and that by the easing down of his trousers the sun would burst, incandescent from his nether regions bathing the world in his glorious light and, due to the enormity of his virtuous member, provide a walking sundial....”
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs..... 
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about? "
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs.....
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about?
Clamps?"
That's just made me cross my legs  |
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"“....... it was said long ago that the chosen one would have a fire in his groin and that by the easing down of his trousers the sun would burst, incandescent from his nether regions bathing the world in his glorious light and, due to the enormity of his virtuous member, provide a walking sundial....”
Fabrithians-13"
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs.....
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about?
Don't lie!"
Me  |
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs.....
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about?
Don't lie!
Me "
In the old days I'd have believed you.... |
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs.....
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about?
Don't lie!
Me
In the old days I'd have believed you.... "
What like when dinosaurs roamed the earth? |
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs.....
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about?
Clamps?
That's just made me cross my legs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently less susceptible to crabs.....
Wrong. The crabs just blend in
Are crabs ginger too?
I think she meant the seaside ones.....?
Is that a whole new kink I don't know about?
Don't lie!
Me
In the old days I'd have believed you....
What like when dinosaurs roamed the earth? "
No, just before your bits began falling out in my box..... |
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"I regularly shave them as I don't like it. Actually find it weird that I'm only ginger down there
You’re fit
I eat a lot of cookies so I'm semi-fit "
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"I regularly shave them as I don't like it. Actually find it weird that I'm only ginger down there
You’re fit
I eat a lot of cookies so I'm semi-fit
I eat cookies but they make me fat "
You simply eat the wrong ones |
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"I regularly shave them as I don't like it. Actually find it weird that I'm only ginger down there
You’re fit
I eat a lot of cookies so I'm semi-fit
I eat cookies but they make me fat
You simply eat the wrong ones
Or too many at once  "
There's never too many. But looks like we're not discussing ginger pubes no more |
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I’m going to sleep, discuss what you wish
However, some good topics would be;
- how sexy I am
- how funny I am
- how wonderful I am
- the true definition of ‘verb’ |
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"Yes !! Behave all you distractors. Lets get back to ginger pubes (I do like a cooky ginger pube  )"
Didn't realise there were rules for what can be said in a thread.
But since it was originally whwt the thread was about, I do like ginger pubes, but not quite as much as cookies. |
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"Discuss"
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.) |
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)"
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot |
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot "
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks. |
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks."
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake |
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As a teen, and obviously somewhat inexperienced and I had a ginger girlfriend. Now, at that time there was a playground taunt of "nah nah ginger minge" which never then occurred to me to be anything but a taunt. When I tried to go down on this girl and found exactly that I sniggered out loud after making then connection. Needless to say I got questioned about my snigger....
She was okay about it though.
Ah, the folly of youth... |
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks.
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake "
Slytherin type. *eyes suspiciously* |
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks.
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake
Slytherin type. *eyes suspiciously*"
I’m slytherin ya dobber |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks.
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake
Slytherin type. *eyes suspiciously*
I’m slytherin ya dobber"
Dobber? Isn’t slytherin what I just said? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks.
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake
Slytherin type. *eyes suspiciously*
I’m slytherin ya dobber
Dobber? Isn’t slytherin what I just said?"
Aye, as an insult! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks.
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake
Slytherin type. *eyes suspiciously*
I’m slytherin ya dobber
Dobber? Isn’t slytherin what I just said?
Aye, as an insult!"
Yea I got that part. Why? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Discuss
Tonks can have whatever colour pubes she likes from one day to the next.
(Mine are halfway between the colour of my beard and the colour of the hair on my head.)
Nymphadora can. Andromeda cannot
Oh you got me confundoed. It’s a long time since I’ve read the books. I only remember one Tonks.
Lots of men message me and make the same mistake
Slytherin type. *eyes suspiciously*
I’m slytherin ya dobber
Dobber? Isn’t slytherin what I just said?
Aye, as an insult!
Yea I got that part. Why?"
Why did you insult me? No idea |
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