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Most horrible tattoo ever seen?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was on a lads holiday in Tenerife and I had got lucky and been taken back to a ladies to finish the evening off. I was just about to go down on her when I pulled her knickers down and saw her tattoo which said "Daddy was here" I put her pants of zipped up and walked out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well you new you was not the first xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tattoo's are immensely personal things.

What it meant to her and what it suggested to you could have been two wholly different things.

Maybe 'Daddy' was her ex's or regular partners nickname as opposed to being her father.

Either way, if it freaked you, you did right to walk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tramp stamps on men, why oh why oh why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nasty cartoon characters or anything on womens boobs. Especially when they've sagged. *gag*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a pic on here of pinocchio's face over a guys cock (with cock as nose) its just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Love and hate on knuckles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tattoo's are immensely personal things.

What it meant to her and what it suggested to you could have been two wholly different things.

Maybe 'Daddy' was her ex's or regular partners nickname as opposed to being her father.

Either way, if it freaked you, you did right to walk "

I saw her the following evening and the conversation went like this:

Her: "Why did you walk out last night?"

Me: "Your tattoo freaked me out, why did you get that?"

Her: "Oh it was a dare... one of those things you do on a girls holiday"

I don't think this tattoo had a lot of personal meaning... Haha

And no I did not go back with her again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tattoo's are immensely personal things.

What it meant to her and what it suggested to you could have been two wholly different things.

Maybe 'Daddy' was her ex's or regular partners nickname as opposed to being her father.

Either way, if it freaked you, you did right to walk

I saw her the following evening and the conversation went like this:

Her: "Why did you walk out last night?"

Me: "Your tattoo freaked me out, why did you get that?"

Her: "Oh it was a dare... one of those things you do on a girls holiday"

I don't think this tattoo had a lot of personal meaning... Haha

And no I did not go back with her again. "

That's the other side of tattooing

The impulse / pissed tattoo

It is not uncommon for studios to get walk ins from d*unks asking for swaztika's to be tattooed on their forehead etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i knew someone who had a badly done homemade one

across his chest which read "TO THE SWEETEST GIRL I EV" i guess he just ran out of space! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i knew someone who had a badly done homemade one

across his chest which read "TO THE SWEETEST GIRL I EV" i guess he just ran out of space! x"

Or the guy who has had his knuckles tattooed, but then lost a finger so it reads 'LOVE' on one hand and 'HAT' on the other !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy I used to be in school with had his name and surname in massive writing on his arm.

Beats me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to play football with a guy who had "UK Subs" self tattooed on his thigh. The trouble was because he'd done it himself whilst sitting down it was upside down the minute he stood up. Youth and glue was a bad mix i reckon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I think the worst one ive seen was on the back of a woman,it was her boyfriends face and it was HUGE it covered her whole back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i knew someone who had a badly done homemade one

across his chest which read "TO THE SWEETEST GIRL I EV" i guess he just ran out of space! x

Or the guy who has had his knuckles tattooed, but then lost a finger so it reads 'LOVE' on one hand and 'HAT' on the other !"

ok u have the award for making me laugh the most today so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think for me its the quality of the tattoo that makes them bad in my eyes rather than what they are

There seems to be a growing trend round here of young lads going round peoples homes doing tattoos

And the quality of some are shocking, you can buy a tattoo gun off ebay and do someone with no qualifications or training at all and because these people are so cheap all the kids are using them and ending up with the rest of their lifes with a really badly done tattoo

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Google:

worst tattoo ever

and click on the 4th image along lulz.

I believe that is the winner!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definately love and hate on knuckles....or face tats.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google:

worst tattoo ever

and click on the 4th image along lulz.

I believe that is the winner!"

Agreed... I would be using a blow torch on my own arm to get rid of that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google:

worst tattoo ever

and click on the 4th image along lulz.

I believe that is the winner!"

Agreed

Although I am a little concerned that someone has a tattoo of me and didn't ask permission !

(second line down, second from right)

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Think it was the Belgian girl that had the Milky Way tattooed across her face in black ink...why?!! Then when the dozy mare sobered up accused the tattoo artist of assaulting her.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

What's the name of that guy who has tattooed his whole body to look like a rotting corpse?!! I think he wins on second thoughts.

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"A guy I used to be in school with had his name and surname in massive writing on his arm.

Beats me."

In case they get lost...but why...

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Look on Googles, Images for worst tattoo ever, line 15.

There is a guy with 93FM Rock tattoed on his forehead. Interesting but somewhat sad story.

The local radio ( somewhere rednecky like Arkansas ) offered a $100,000 award to anyone who would have their station name/emblem tattooed on their forehead.

This guy did and claimed the reward.

The station not only refused to pay, but they also changed their name and frequency.

The guy tok them to court to gain the money but lost.

In brief, the judge's argument was that it was only an advertising puff and you'd have to be pretty stupid to do such a thing.

There's one born every minute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy on an internet dating site sent me a pic of his back tattoo. It was a full back piece that was a Sheffield United badge, but he was a chunky guy and had obviously put weight on after said tat had been done, the swords went saggy and you had to lift back fat bits up to look underneath at the rest of them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"you can buy a tattoo gun off ebay and do someone with no qualifications or training at all and because these people are so cheap all the kids are using them and ending up with the rest of their lifes with a really badly done tattoo"

There is NO formal qualifications or training that exists solely for tattooing. the closest you might find is an fine art qualification.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of them"

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By *ich_shadiwMan over a year ago

closeish

Football emblem tattoos and the odd portrait ones that people have had done cheep n nasty rather than researched out a good portrait tattooist and paid decently for it. As it is art and you've got it for life. To many scratchers about.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i was about 15 i got in with some not nice people, one of the women was about 25 and she had "Mad Maria" tattooed on her forhead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google:

worst tattoo ever

and click on the 4th image along lulz.

I believe that is the winner!"

just looked at some of those tats, i'm not sure if i would remove my own skin, the tattooists or sue them for pretending to be artists!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google:

worst tattoo ever

and click on the 4th image along lulz.

I believe that is the winner!

just looked at some of those tats, i'm not sure if i would remove my own skin, the tattooists or sue them for pretending to be artists!"

that is why i would never ever have a portrait tattoo done

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

Swallows on hands below thumb & index finger. Also on the neck. A statement to show their time spent in prison ie done bird.

Tears below an eye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a pic on here of pinocchio's face over a guys cock (with cock as nose) its just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Yeah l think l seen that too on here it was from a guy with a small dick and he loved having the piss taken out of him cos of it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a pic on here of pinocchio's face over a guys cock (with cock as nose) its just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yeah l think l seen that too on here it was from a guy with a small dick and he loved having the piss taken out of him cos of it too"

thats him, he messages me yesterday!

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