And I have 37% phone battery. It's been nice knowing you all.
No hot drinks
No hot food
No hot water
No shower
No lights
No music
It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.
#firstworldproblems |
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"That's crap! Can you send the other half out to a coffee chain to charge up devices/power banks? "
Possibly, although we don't have any chain places within walking distance and he can't drive. My work phone is charged but off so have that for emergencies. I'm currently charging mine off what's stored in the laptop battery. |
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It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.
#firstworldproblems
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Greater Manchester is hardly first world |
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It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.
#firstworldproblems
Greater Manchester is hardly first world "
Gosh, that's below the belt. There's a disabled woman with a young child here and you invoke intercity rivalry? Just remember that when I can't wash my hair, pal 
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"Aren't you getting a curfew over there ?
First they cut the power...
Then what...? 
Then they seal you off...
Don't panic! Seal you off... is a Manc phrase for a hand job. "
Phew... |
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"And I have 37% phone battery. It's been nice knowing you all.
No hot drinks
No hot food
No hot water
No shower
No lights
No music
It's obviously only a matter of time before we're eaten by bears or something, I've resigned myself to that.
#firstworldproblems"
Candles/soft blankets/cosiness/tapas/mullednwine..instead |
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Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!
Hope the power comes back soon x |
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"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!
Hope the power comes back soon x"
Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good  |
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"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!
Hope the power comes back soon x
Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good "
Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging 
That would really have been catastrophic! |
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"Oh I thought this was one of those Fab conundrums which would have the tag line 'and where will you have sex'.. But its real life!!
Hope the power comes back soon x
Thank you Midnight (at almost midnight), we did get our power back earlier, so we no longer face any existential threats, like a lack of tea, showers or bear attacks. We're good
Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging
That would really have been catastrophic! "
See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! |
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Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging
That would really have been catastrophic!
See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?! "
They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! |
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Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging
That would really have been catastrophic!
See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!
They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! "
*Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil? |
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Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging
That would really have been catastrophic!
See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!
They sell everything.. Even unicorns !
*Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil? "
Its always good to have plenty of lead |
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Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging
That would really have been catastrophic!
See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!
They sell everything.. Even unicorns ! "
Souls,morals,the lot! |
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Imagine if the vibrator needed recharging
That would really have been catastrophic!
See, I'm not currently allowed to use my wand, for technical reasons, but I am sure that a power cut would be a valid reason to send S up to Argos. Argos do sell sex toys, right?!
They sell everything.. Even unicorns !
*Makes note to send S straight to Argos in the morning* Should we take our own little pencil?
Its always good to have plenty of lead"
We always pack the right tool for the job |
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"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase."
Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase.
Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed. "
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By *r NeilMan
over a year ago
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"Power,utilities cuts food shortages the next phase.
Yes, it was awful. Lasted just over an hour, couldn't make a brew or wash my hair. Am traumatised. Some twat cut through a cable whilst repairing the sub station, but all mended now, and no conspiracy theorists were harmed.
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Covid world take your masks off and stand up |
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