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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s like a dickhead horse.
Farts rainbows, apparently.  
Bu bum tis
Sorry, we're all a bit giddy today. It's as someone said above, a single lady, often bisexual, who will meet with couples etc. "
No need to apologise. I thought it was funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean? "
It's generally accepted to be a bisexual woman who is happy to play with both halves of couples |
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"You know when you are on a diet ? and your mate offers you a piece of their pop corn ? and you go to take just one ? but three come out stuck together ?
That's uni-corn that is.
Next !"
Granny is on top form today  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.
No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.
I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose. "
I just backspaced a comment saying it was a narwhal with hooves.....  |
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"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.
No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.
I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose.
I just backspaced a comment saying it was a narwhal with hooves..... "
No. Who has a lunch box with a narwhal on ? or narwhal drinking cups ...... NO ONE that's who.
Not to mention rainbow tails and manes. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We fart rainbows and shit glitter
Told you I'm no unicorn. I fart glitter and shit rainbows. 
You just have to be different don't you?  "
I'm proper spesh....  |
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From FABwatch Compendium 2020:
Unicorn = existence of rare or non-fantasy woman of sound mind and body willing to have sex with single male or couple. Possibly may only have one tooth in mouth. See also "hen's teeth" and "rocking horse shit"
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"No. Who has a lunch box with a narwhal on ? or narwhal drinking cups ...... NO ONE that's who.
Not to mention rainbow tails and manes.
Narwhals are in just now. Get with the programme "
How very Metro Male of you. Do you cut your crusts off ? |
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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean?
It's generally accepted to be a bisexual woman who is happy to play with both halves of couples"
So what's the male equivalent of a unicorn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, I'm pretty new to this site and keep seeing ladies claiming they are unicorns. What does that mean?
It's generally accepted to be a bisexual woman who is happy to play with both halves of couples
So what's the male equivalent of a unicorn?"
An Ass!  |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"It's a mythical horse with a horn on its head.
No. It's not a horse. It's a unicorn.
I can't say that an elephant is a mythical horse with a long nose. "
well it sure looks like a big white donkey with a horn on its head to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.
Don’t believe a word of it 
You did 
Oh yeah
Repeatedly if I remember correctly "
You two need to get a room... again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.
Don’t believe a word of it
You did
Oh yeah
Repeatedly if I remember correctly
You two need to get a room... again "
But making him wait is part of the fun.... |
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"It’s something they say to lure you in OP.
Don’t believe a word of it
You did
Oh yeah
Repeatedly if I remember correctly
You two need to get a room... again
But making him wait is part of the fun.... "
What am I waiting for now? |
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