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She said, get your clothes off put my knickers on and I’ll make a brew and chocolate biscuits.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Ohh the royalty of the biscuit world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Ohh the royalty of the biscuit world

I like a fancy biscuit

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Ohh the royalty of the biscuit world

Just don’t eat the wrapper.

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

Chocolate biscuits and an easy bloke, sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

I didn't know Pulp had a new song out

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Chocolate biscuits and an easy bloke, sounds perfect

Steady on, I’m not easy, there was tea and chocolate biscuits.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

I didn't know Pulp had a new song out

Haha brilliant.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Then she sneaked back in and then took a few photos of you dressed in her knickers

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Then she sneaked back in and then took a few photos of you dressed in her knickers

I think they looked good on me personally.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Then she sneaked back in and then took a few photos of you dressed in her knickers

I think they looked good on me personally. "

Thats what she thought so she took some more phtotos for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How strange..

my ex girlfriend said a similar thing

But she offered vodka

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

Tia maria better with coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Then she sneaked back in and then took a few photos of you dressed in her knickers

I think they looked good on me personally. "

Thong? French? We'll need to see to verify your statement

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

I didn't know Pulp had a new song out

Haha very funny that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate biscuits and an easy bloke, sounds perfect

I think either of those arent that hard to find haha

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Fruit club and a drop of Cointreau over ice, and of course the ice melts

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well what else was I meant to do.

She had mint viscount biscuits too.

Then she sneaked back in and then took a few photos of you dressed in her knickers

I think they looked good on me personally.

Thong? French? We'll need to see to verify your statement

Peach x"

Crotchless I looked like an elephant in a balaclava.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything goes for a good biscuit.

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