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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I foolishly ventured into our garden at dusk last night and have been bitten to buggery by midges..

Including one right up by my arse cheek.

Ouchy!

Itching like hell today. Any suggestions?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't go into your garden at dusk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rub seductively in oil on cam x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can come rub some cream on it for ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss better?

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By *xmfrvnMan over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Rub seductively in oil on cam x"

I hear spanking the affected area works too. Also on cam. So we can offer guidance.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don't go into your garden at dusk

Yeah especially in shorts....doh!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

You need an official bum scratcher. Luckily that's one of my qualifications.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A good spanking on the other cheek.

Just saying.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Rub seductively in oil on cam x"

I don't think that will help. And I've only got vegetable oil to hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avon skin so soft if you have it. Takes the itch away and stops them biting again

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Don't go into your garden at dusk

Yeah especially in shorts....doh!

"
if I saw you in shorts I'd bite your bum too

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By *lbinoGorillaMan over a year ago

Redditch

"Avon skin so soft if you have it. Takes the itch away and stops them biting again "

Or any halfway decent antihistamine / bite cream

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can come rub some cream on it for ya

Would that be special "man cream?"

Might work

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Try some sudocreme and an anti histamine, pesky little buggers

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Try some sudocreme and an anti histamine, pesky little buggers "

I'm antihistamining as we speak

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

"Try some sudocreme and an anti histamine, pesky little buggers

I'm antihistamining as we speak

I'm sure there's a website on the erotic joys of that. There's a site for everything

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Kiss better?"

Worth a try...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give midge a verification and come clean to the rest of us that it was a meet called midge

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"I foolishly ventured into our garden at dusk last night and have been bitten to buggery by midges..

Including one right up by my arse cheek.

Ouchy!

Itching like hell today. Any suggestions?

Antihistamines just standard hayfever tablets..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Take an antihistamine tablet and put steroid cream on them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't sctatch it.

Aloe Vera gel will help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't sctatch it.

Aloe Vera gel will help

You can also get antihistamine cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I foolishly ventured into our garden at dusk last night and have been bitten to buggery by midges..

Including one right up by my arse cheek.

Ouchy!

Itching like hell today. Any suggestions?

Sudocream, or even savlon as they can get infected if a few..

Wouldn't mind been bitten on the ass.

Just saying.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"I foolishly ventured into our garden at dusk last night and have been bitten to buggery by midges..

Including one right up by my arse cheek.

Ouchy!

Itching like hell today. Any suggestions?

Sudocream, or even savlon as they can get infected if a few..

Wouldn't mind been bitten on the ass.

Just saying.

You would want more than just one bite on the arse

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Rub seductively in oil on cam x

I hear spanking the affected area works too. Also on cam. So we can offer guidance. "

At least a spanking might take my mind off it

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Antihistamine cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rub seductively in oil on cam x

I hear spanking the affected area works too. Also on cam. So we can offer guidance.

At least a spanking might take my mind off it

Spanking is the way to go

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You need an official bum scratcher. Luckily that's one of my qualifications. "

I'm trying not to scratch!

But thanks for the offer

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Give us a bum update...or just me a bum up date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it on fab as i know several people who like to bite bums.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

DO NOT SCRATCH

Midgies bloody love me

Antihistamine cream and slapping the bite instead of scratching usually helps.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pust a little drop of honey on your other cheek and go out during the day. hopefully you will end up with a bee sting on the other cheek and this will draw your attention away from the bite

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

o/p sneak out there tonight and when they are not looking, bite them on their asses...see how they like it!

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"I foolishly ventured into our garden at dusk last night and have been bitten to buggery by midges..

Including one right up by my arse cheek.

Ouchy!

Itching like hell today. Any suggestions?

Don't go out nudey next time?

Apparently bending over and splashing cream to the area is good too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I foolishly had my arse in the air last night and got bitten. So I bit him back

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Give us a bum update...or just me a bum up date

Just had a bath, and still itching

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