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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As of this weekend, Fab will be adding two new features to the site: PussyPilot and Check-a-Cock!
Now as well as your profile's verifications you can also show off your five star pussy or exceptionally average penis!
Let us know what you're likely to write for your future meets
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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4*: "Pussy was moister than an oyster. Easy access, and very welcoming. Would have been five stars but life jackets were an optional extra, and the clit wasn't well sign posted." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4*: "Pussy was moister than an oyster. Easy access, and very welcoming. Would have been five stars but life jackets were an optional extra, and the clit wasn't well sign posted.""
I almost spat out my tea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This wrinkled winkle was extraordinarily ordinary. An exceptionally average fuck began, swiftly followed by an apology and “this doesn’t usually happen”. Must try better next time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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4*- Pussy was wetter than a winters day in Auchtermuckty, owner was suggestive and considerate to my needs, back door needs a good clean though, after some direction finally found the local tourist spot.... eh I mean G spot, only to realise the owner was devoutly religious with shouts of oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh god oh god......thoroughly enjoyed myself so will come again, and again and again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left for me:
3***. Cock was ok, clean and tidy enough but there wasnt a large enough seating area and what there was was a little uncomfortable, mrs sat down and got poked in the bum  Mr feels like he has bigger at home so we wont be staying again. Plus side is the coffee and tea making facilities were excellent, and the selection of cheese and nibbles were extensive.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1*: Colder than a minger in Iceland. Refused to warm up after an hour of talking about my Warhammer 40k miniatures. Remained resolutely closed no matter how many times I tried to jab my finger in. My advice is to avoid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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By the time i got through the crust and the jelly substance the filling was cold.. on the plus side it made me stop off at ASDA for a pork pie on the way home |
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A fine upstanding member of the community..the noble head has received great lip service over the years and is now grade 2 listed as a place of interest..gnarled by exposure to all climates you can trace the weathering with your fingertips. Surrounded by well groomed grounds this is a perfect spot to ease yourself down and sit feeing as one with nature  |
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"A fine upstanding member of the community..the noble head has received great lip service over the years and is now grade 2 listed as a place of interest..gnarled by exposure to all climates you can trace the weathering with your fingertips. Surrounded by well groomed grounds this is a perfect spot to ease yourself down and sit feeing as one with nature "
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