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I've stuck a knitting needle down the winking eye of my wee willie winkie
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ouch.
Boredom comes to us all but now I have a new talking point and something interesting about me.
I have to have my penis hanging out of my jeans with the knitting needle protruding - the reaction from the public has been positive so far.
Hell I like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ouch.
Boredom comes to us all but now I have a new talking point and something interesting about me.
I have to have my penis hanging out of my jeans with the knitting needle protruding - the reaction from the public has been positive so far.
Hell I like it."
I think it's time you called The Samaritans... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you find water with it
I need one up my arse as well  "
I've got a spare one I can shove up there for you. Are you planning some x-rated knitting or is just the aesthetic factor you like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you find water with it
I need one up my arse as well
I've got a spare one I can shove up there for you. Are you planning some x-rated knitting or is just the aesthetic factor you like?"
It's always the aesthetics. I'm entering myself for the Turner Prize as an installation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you find water with it
I need one up my arse as well
I've got a spare one I can shove up there for you. Are you planning some x-rated knitting or is just the aesthetic factor you like?
It's always the aesthetics. I'm entering myself for the Turner Prize as an installation "
Static or interactive? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you find water with it
I need one up my arse as well
I've got a spare one I can shove up there for you. Are you planning some x-rated knitting or is just the aesthetic factor you like?
It's always the aesthetics. I'm entering myself for the Turner Prize as an installation
Static or interactive? "
Always interactive. You can slide them and turn them. I hope one day to be displayed in the Turbine Hall of the Tate Modern crucified to a giant cross of knitting needles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you find water with it
I need one up my arse as well
I've got a spare one I can shove up there for you. Are you planning some x-rated knitting or is just the aesthetic factor you like?
It's always the aesthetics. I'm entering myself for the Turner Prize as an installation
Static or interactive?
Always interactive. You can slide them and turn them. I hope one day to be displayed in the Turbine Hall of the Tate Modern crucified to a giant cross of knitting needles."
Good choice. For me the needles signify that we are all tortured through the mistakes of our maker. Through the penetration of typical male pleasure points I would say that as an artist you are highlighting the guilt of sexual gratification in contrast the act of procreation during a time of great human conflict. Man bringing on misery to man. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you find water with it
I need one up my arse as well
I've got a spare one I can shove up there for you. Are you planning some x-rated knitting or is just the aesthetic factor you like?
It's always the aesthetics. I'm entering myself for the Turner Prize as an installation
Static or interactive?
Always interactive. You can slide them and turn them. I hope one day to be displayed in the Turbine Hall of the Tate Modern crucified to a giant cross of knitting needles.
Good choice. For me the needles signify that we are all tortured through the mistakes of our maker. Through the penetration of typical male pleasure points I would say that as an artist you are highlighting the guilt of sexual gratification in contrast the act of procreation during a time of great human conflict. Man bringing on misery to man. "
You just made me   |
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