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Girlfriend of mine used to have a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of her thigh. It's true what they say, if you hold a sea shell to your ear you can smell the sea  |
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A friend years ago was going to have a dolphin just over the belly button and the tattooist ask her if she's ever going to get pregnant as it'll be a whale then  |
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A Scotsman is touring the USA in 1989, when he drops into a bar for a drink. At the far end of the bar is a quiet Apache native American. The Scotsman asks the bartender "Who's the big fella in the corner?". The bartender replies "The Apache? He's the amazing memory man. Ask him any question. If he can't answer, he'll buy you a drink. If he can, you buy him a drink."
The Scotsman thinks of a hard question, and then - certain he's going to win a free drink - approaches the Apache.
"Who scored the winning goal for Patrick Thistle in the game against Hamilton Accies in the Scottish Cup quarter-final in 1962?"
Quick as a flash, the Apache replies "Tom Cowie. Bartender! Whiskey!"
30 years pass, and the same Scotsman is once again visiting the States. He goes to the same bar and is shocked to see the same Apache.
He decides to say hello by using the traditional Apache greeting. So he approaches the guy with his hand raised and says "How!"
Quick as a flash, the Apache replies "Diving header. Bartender! Whiskey |
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I was going to have a "W" tattooed on each buttock so that when I bend down it'll say "wow"
I also thought about having my ex girlfriend's name tattooed on my cock. Fortunately it was too many letters.... |
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"I was going to have a "W" tattooed on each buttock so that when I bend down it'll say "wow"
I also thought about having my ex girlfriend's name tattooed on my cock. Fortunately it was too many letters.... "
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"I was going to have a "W" tattooed on each buttock so that when I bend down it'll say "wow"
I also thought about having my ex girlfriend's name tattooed on my cock. Fortunately it was too many letters....
Eve "
How very dare you!
It was Evie....  |
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