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"Fire" You can't just copy my answer  | |||
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"What can you catch but never throw ?" Feelings | |||
"What can you catch but never throw ?" Virus | |||
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"There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it. Which way does it swim out? " He can’t he’s dead | |||
"There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it. Which way does it swim out? " Didn't mean to hijack that there... | |||
"There's a pond, perfectly circle. There is a frog, dead in the centre of it. Which way does it swim out? He can’t he’s dead " Prize photo sent  | |||
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"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? " A map. | |||
"I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? A map." Yeah | |||
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"I'm pretty sure I'm wrong. Bra? " Nope  | |||
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"I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?" Age | |||
"What can you catch but never throw ?" your breath? | |||
"I will describe an item. The man who makes it sells it. The man who buys it uses it. The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it. What is it? " Coffin | |||
"I will describe an item. The man who makes it sells it. The man who buys it uses it. The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it. What is it? " A coffin? | |||
"I will describe an item. The man who makes it sells it. The man who buys it uses it. The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it. What is it? " lol this one came up in work last week, had everyone stumped on lunch,, A Coffin | |||
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"I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I? Age " You got it | |||
"I will describe an item. The man who makes it sells it. The man who buys it uses it. The man who uses it, doesn't know he's got it. What is it? lol this one came up in work last week, had everyone stumped on lunch,, A Coffin " Couldn't remember if I posted the answer to it | |||
"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?" Stamp  | |||
"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner? Stamp " that had me stumped | |||
"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner? Stamp "Well that was quick  | |||
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"A nice easy one for you all.. What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?" Teapot  | |||
"A nice easy one for you all.. What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it? Teapot "Yep! | |||
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"What goes around the world yet stays in a corner? Stamp
Well that was quick "haha I dont hang around | |||
"Hopefully a slightly harder one.. What has four eyes but can’t see?" Button | |||
"Hopefully a slightly harder one.. What has four eyes but can’t see? Button " Or a potato. Lol | |||
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"Hopefully a slightly harder one.. What has four eyes but can’t see? Button Or a potato. Lol" Haha scratch that Mississippi lol | |||
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"Forward I am heavy, But backward I am not. What am I?" Ton | |||
"Hopefully a slightly harder one.. What has four eyes but can’t see? Button Or a potato. Lol Haha scratch that Mississippi lol " Yay, we have a winner!! | |||
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"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?" Tent | |||
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"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?" Stop imagining  | |||
"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape?" I'll huff and I'll puff until i blow the house down.  | |||
"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape? Stop imagining "Good stuff! | |||
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"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? Tent" Damn have to up my game | |||
"How do you tell 2 identical trees apart?" You've got me stumped on this one | |||
"Imagine you're in a house. It has no doors, no windows, no way of getting out. The house catches fire. How would you escape? Stop imagining
Good stuff!"I thought my answer was funnier. | |||
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"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?" Newspaper? | |||
"How do you tell 2 identical trees apart? You've got me stumped on this one " HA! Love the pun | |||
"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?" One hell of a great sexual partner. | |||
"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? Newspaper? " Close but not quite | |||
"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? Newspaper? Close but not quite "Letter, I realised as soon as posted  | |||
"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?" A paperboy? | |||
"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? A paperboy?" Well done fancy being my paperboy | |||
"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? A paperboy? Well done fancy being my paperboy "Only if stuffing your box isn't a metaphor | |||
"If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? A paperboy? Well done fancy being my paperboy
Only if stuffing your box isn't a metaphor " | |||
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"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?" Bulldozer | |||
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"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I? Bulldozer" Nope | |||
"By the way, you still didn't get the one about the trees "Seriously it has me stumped  | |||
"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I? Bulldozer Nope " You've got me stumped as well 
Looks like we're at a stalemate | |||
"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?" A crane | |||
"I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I? A crane" That's what I meant! | |||
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"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?" A carrot? | |||
"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old? A carrot?" Nope | |||
"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?" Oh, I think I know this one, is it a candle!? | |||
"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old? Oh, I think I know this one, is it a candle!? "Thought I'd bump this, the suspense is killing me! | |||
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"The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? " Footsteps | |||
"The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Footsteps " | |||
"What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old? Oh, I think I know this one, is it a candle!? "Your right | |||
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" I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?" An arrow | |||
" I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I? An arrow" Damn that was quick | |||
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"Chicken?" No, and not at all warm | |||
"Chicken? No, and not at all warm "Cold chicken? | |||
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"A seatbelt??" * Ding, ding, ding * We have a winner! | |||
"A seatbelt?? * Ding, ding, ding * We have a winner!" Score! | |||
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"How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired?" In a coma? | |||
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"How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired?" Sleep at night. | |||
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"How can a person go 30 days without sleep and not be tired? Sleep at night. " Yes indeedio. | |||
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"I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I? "Popcorn | |||
"I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
Popcorn "Well done! | |||
