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over a year ago
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So you're finally a world wide star.
I dont care how or why.
Its now time for you to die but you have to die in a comedic way.
How do you die and what would the news paper headline be the morning after? |
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Terrific lover and sex god suffocated by huge tits at an orgy and died at the age of 98. Kelly (25, 40FF) and Suzie (26, 38F): "He was just sucking on our nipples when he exploded and start to cough. I thought it was another one of his famous licks"  |
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I would release a cover version of I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester as a charity single with a star-studded line-up including surviving members of Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin and then a week later commit suicide by throwing myself in in front of a combine harvester. I reckon people would remember that. |
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Here lies Sirius. He died of embarrassment after being caught after following through with what he thought was a fart while receiving a rusty trombone from an unfortunate lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd be an old man - just turned 98. Anyway, I'd win the lottery but die the next day.
Headline would be 'Ironic'. Don't you think? "
Not heard that song in ages. Well played Sir. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having just won the X factor, I get up to sing "can't stop me...." when I have a sudden heart attack. "
Yeaaaaa.....?
What's that got to do with being famous??!
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A famous Greek Bloke died in ancient times because an eagle mistook his bald dome for a rock and dashed a tortoise down on it thinking he was gonna crack that fucker open and eat it.
I would like to go out like that please. |
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"A famous Greek Bloke died in ancient times because an eagle mistook his bald dome for a rock and dashed a tortoise down on it thinking he was gonna crack that fucker open and eat it.
I would like to go out like that please. "
Actually yeah. I want to go like That bloke that died laughing at his own joke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So.
I think my headline would be "banana waffles anyone"
I would have slipped on a random banana skin and landed face first in a waffle iron and died from the resulting burns |
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