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Not meeting (joke thread)
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Because I completed Fab, got past the ultimate boss level and there's nothing left to do other than the secret zombie level which I can't be bothered with now I've seen behind the curtain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just recently been bitten by a radioactive spider and found when I recently had a wank it stuck the coffee table to my mantelpiece.
I had that after my participation in a vaccine trial  "
You spunked web fluid? |
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"Ive just recently been bitten by a radioactive spider and found when I recently had a wank it stuck the coffee table to my mantelpiece.
I had that after my participation in a vaccine trial
You spunked web fluid? "
God it was a mess. Then I turned green.
Then I reported it to VAERS |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Because my daughter very kindly has dyed my eyebrows and I now have to hide from civilization for probably a month. I'd love to say this is a joke, unfortunately I can't say that.
That's something I won't be doing twice.
Mind you I've scrubbed it with everything apart from bleach and by the looks of it I would never need to contemplate doing it twice.
It's got better staying power than a fabster on a Viagra overdose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because my daughter very kindly has dyed my eyebrows and I now have to hide from civilization for probably a month. I'd love to say this is a joke, unfortunately I can't say that.
That's something I won't be doing twice.
Mind you I've scrubbed it with everything apart from bleach and by the looks of it I would never need to contemplate doing it twice.
It's got better staying power than a fabster on a Viagra overdose."
 some fairy liquid and baking soda in a paste will sort you out. You'll need a new excuse then though  |
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"Because my daughter very kindly has dyed my eyebrows and I now have to hide from civilization for probably a month. I'd love to say this is a joke, unfortunately I can't say that.
That's something I won't be doing twice.
Mind you I've scrubbed it with everything apart from bleach and by the looks of it I would never need to contemplate doing it twice.
It's got better staying power than a fabster on a Viagra overdose."
Dyed too dark or something else? Will makeup help? |
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