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Lynx Africa and Marmite!
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
It's been a few days since the last Marmite thread, and we all know the subject is one close to all our hearts.
I then happened to notice that Lynx have release a new body spray (and I assume shower gel etc.).
It combines their Africa scent with MARMITE!
To me this sounds like my new signature smell. How would you all feel if someone turned up to a meet smelling of Marmite? |
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over a year ago
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"I suppose its mildly better than smelling of Sprouts  "
Had a girlfriend who smeared her lady bits in marmite. Put me off for life. Marmite that is not cunninlingus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a real thing!
I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.
Whoa, tough crowd "
A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.  |
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"It's a real thing!
I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.
Whoa, tough crowd
A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy. "
Wow, he really went all out to impress you, clearly |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
"It's a real thing!
I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.
Whoa, tough crowd
A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.
Wow, he really went all out to impress you, clearly
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Sounds very thoughtful to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone I have a ridiculous childish crush on in real life posted on Facebook he was wearing it as a joke. I think I could just about stomach it on him, no chance for anyone else! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's a real thing!
I'd be impressed he turned up not stinking of sweat.
Whoa, tough crowd
A bloke once dangled his cock and balls in the bathroom sink to wash them before we shagged. So sexy.
Wow, he really went all out to impress you, clearly
Sounds very thoughtful to me."
I know right.  |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
visiting the beach |
I thought I would report back here.
As my friend delivered me some of the above shower gel and body spray last night (I think because she is a big Marmite fan, and therefore it will make cuddling me more bearable).
It really does smell (quite strongly) of Marmite. More disturbingly, the shower gel looks like (runny) Marmite, or as I described it, the morning after a night of bad real ale.
I am now concerned about the two famous phenomenon combining: the Lynx effect, and the Love it or Hate it of Marmite.
If I leave my house will there be dozens of women chasing me to either lick me or stab me?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Someone posted about Lynx Africa/Marmite on my Facebook newsfeed a few days ago. Considering he saw it in a pound shop, it would indicate to me that it isn't going down too well...  |
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By *ittleAcorn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Someone posted about Lynx Africa/Marmite on my Facebook newsfeed a few days ago. Considering he saw it in a pound shop, it would indicate to me that it isn't going down too well... "
It's not going to be to many people's taste!
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"It's been a few days since the last Marmite thread, and we all know the subject is one close to all our hearts.
I then happened to notice that Lynx have release a new body spray (and I assume shower gel etc.).
It combines their Africa scent with MARMITE!
To me this sounds like my new signature smell. How would you all feel if someone turned up to a meet smelling of Marmite?"
a yeast extract ? Honestly? Yuk  |
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"I thought I would report back here.
As my friend delivered me some of the above shower gel and body spray last night (I think because she is a big Marmite fan, and therefore it will make cuddling me more bearable).
It really does smell (quite strongly) of Marmite. More disturbingly, the shower gel looks like (runny) Marmite, or as I described it, the morning after a night of bad real ale.
I am now concerned about the two famous phenomenon combining: the Lynx effect, and the Love it or Hate it of Marmite.
If I leave my house will there be dozens of women chasing me to either lick me or stab me?! "
They might be trying to wrap you in a giant cheese slice. You hadn't considered that, had you?
And if your friend likes it and us going to get closer as a result, who the hell cares what anyone else thinks? Go for it, studmuffin  |
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