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...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Them birds who say that are usually the sort of birds who in real life get left on a night out and only come in here for attention .
Or they wanna new career as a kids entertainer |
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"...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
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Made me smile so thanks  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Them birds who say that are usually the sort of birds who in real life get left on a night out and only come in here for attention .
Or they wanna new career as a kids entertainer"
Birds!? Have I wandered back to the seventies? |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
Horse and a chicken are out in the meadows. Horse falls into the quicksand. Horse says, help! help!
So chicken, unable to locate the farmer, drives the farmer's BMW over , Chucks the rope over the horse and pulls horse out... Happy days!
Few days later, chicken falls into the quicksand. Chicken says, help! Help! So horse, unable to locate the farmer, thinks "i can do this". Stands over the chicken and tells chicken to hold onto his penis; he successfully pulls chicken out.
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Moral of the story: you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse  |
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I had a friend called Claire Lee, she was kind, funny and sexy but we always seemed to be in a relationship when the other wasn't, never single at the same time so we kept it as a very close friendship.
But then I met Lorraine, she seemed amazing at first, we eventually got engaged and planned our wedding together, that's when she revealed her true colours, hateful and jealous of my friendship with Claire (who by this point was single again  ) anyway we stayed together right up until the wedding day.
On the wedding Lorraine didn't come, left me at the alter, she ran off with another man.
Rather than being sad about it I was relieved and very hopeful. So I ran to Claires house and declared my love for her.
I'm so happy.....
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Them birds who say that are usually the sort of birds who in real life get left on a night out and only come in here for attention .
Or they wanna new career as a kids entertainer
Birds!? Have I wandered back to the seventies? "
And I hate being left on a night out. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!! |
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"I had a friend called Claire Lee, she was kind, funny and sexy but we always seemed to be in a relationship when the other wasn't, never single at the same time so we kept it as a very close friendship.
But then I met Lorraine, she seemed amazing at first, we eventually got engaged and planned our wedding together, that's when she revealed her true colours, hateful and jealous of my friendship with Claire (who by this point was single again ) anyway we stayed together right up until the wedding day.
On the wedding Lorraine didn't come, left me at the alter, she ran off with another man.
Rather than being sad about it I was relieved and very hopeful. So I ran to Claires house and declared my love for her.
I'm so happy.....
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.
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"...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
Made me smile so thanks "
I ask no more than that |
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over a year ago
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"What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a baby goat?
A milky Baaaa Kid
Why did I giggle at this 
Because it's absolutely hilarious??
I found the fact you said that more funny  "
What that it was hilarious? |
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"I had a friend called Claire Lee, she was kind, funny and sexy but we always seemed to be in a relationship when the other wasn't, never single at the same time so we kept it as a very close friendship.
But then I met Lorraine, she seemed amazing at first, we eventually got engaged and planned our wedding together, that's when she revealed her true colours, hateful and jealous of my friendship with Claire (who by this point was single again ) anyway we stayed together right up until the wedding day.
On the wedding Lorraine didn't come, left me at the alter, she ran off with another man.
Rather than being sad about it I was relieved and very hopeful. So I ran to Claires house and declared my love for her.
I'm so happy.....
I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.
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Masterful work lol |
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"Horse and a chicken are out in the meadows. Horse falls into the quicksand. Horse says, help! help!
So chicken, unable to locate the farmer, drives the farmer's BMW over , Chucks the rope over the horse and pulls horse out... Happy days!
Few days later, chicken falls into the quicksand. Chicken says, help! Help! So horse, unable to locate the farmer, thinks "i can do this". Stands over the chicken and tells chicken to hold onto his penis; he successfully pulls chicken out.
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Moral of the story: you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse "
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"...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
Bobby Davro eat your heart out
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A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
Long
'I vish to buy sex wit you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the German 'dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique.
Thank you, I'm here til Midday, try the pork.
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"...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
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I bet your knee deep in clunge with this approach OP |
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"Horse and a chicken are out in the meadows. Horse falls into the quicksand. Horse says, help! help!
So chicken, unable to locate the farmer, drives the farmer's BMW over , Chucks the rope over the horse and pulls horse out... Happy days!
Few days later, chicken falls into the quicksand. Chicken says, help! Help! So horse, unable to locate the farmer, thinks "i can do this". Stands over the chicken and tells chicken to hold onto his penis; he successfully pulls chicken out.
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Moral of the story: you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse "
Pmsl |
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"...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
I bet your knee deep in clunge with this approach OP "
Who cares?? It’s just for a laugh lol |
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"...make me laugh and go to the top of the list. Me being me, I will send a joke to see if I can get a giggle. But then I thought why not share a joke with everyone. So:
A man walks into a bar
Ouch he cries
It was an iron bar!!
I bet your knee deep in clunge with this approach OP
Who cares?? It’s just for a laugh lol"
Lol |
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"Horse and a chicken are out in the meadows. Horse falls into the quicksand. Horse says, help! help!
So chicken, unable to locate the farmer, drives the farmer's BMW over , Chucks the rope over the horse and pulls horse out... Happy days!
Few days later, chicken falls into the quicksand. Chicken says, help! Help! So horse, unable to locate the farmer, thinks "i can do this". Stands over the chicken and tells chicken to hold onto his penis; he successfully pulls chicken out.
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Moral of the story: you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse "
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Mother Superior stands in a church, next to a font. She address’s the novice nuns
It has come to my attention that some of you snuck out last night, and visited a swingers club. I am not impressed, nor is the Bishop. Before prayers, you must clean the parts touched by the men you met. This will absolve your sins !!
Sister Mary walks up and washes her hands in the holy water . Next up is Sister Lucy ,she splashes water over her lips.
With that Sister Jane races to the font. Mother superior asks her why the rush ?
Sorry Mother superior but i’m not gargling the holy water after Sister Debbie , she had 3 cocks up her arse last night |
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So a woman watches as a glazier takes out his drill and starts to drill a hole in a window pain about one inch above a crack that has formed at the bottom. She stands there fascinated by this seemingly pointless activity and eventually curiosity gets the better of her. “Excuse me” she asks “but why are you drilling that hole?” The glazier explains that he is creating a hole because without it the crack will continue to grow until it has crossed the entire pane. And that the hole will arrest the crack progress. The woman ponders this for a moment and then says to the glazier “Aah so that’s why I have a belly button!” |
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By *irChefMan
over a year ago
Great dunmow |
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
What cheese isnt yours? Nacho cheese!
What cheese hides a horses head? Marscapone
How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon |
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now that's funny 
