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... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!
What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!) |
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"I’m going to bang the shit out of you...
If that actually happened I’d get into the females shower before going home.  "
I like that you decided to use the female showers chap! No shit in the gents please!! |
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"I’m going to bang the shit out of you...
If that actually happened I’d get into the females shower before going home.
I like that you decided to use the female showers chap! No shit in the gents please!!"
Haha |
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"I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls. 
 and there was me thinking id liken it to "Old Faithful".... another good one though Incan!"
If you said it it’d make me laugh  |
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"I’ll have yer gushing more than Niagara Falls.
and there was me thinking id liken it to "Old Faithful".... another good one though Incan!
If you said it it’d make me laugh "
I tend to have that effect on a lady
Not when i take me pants off mind!!  |
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"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!
What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!) "
Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house.
In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door.
So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked.... |
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"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!
What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!)
Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house.
In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door.
So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked.... "
In this instance off topic is rather well received!! I bet he was furious |
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One of my favourites from Blackadder Goes Forth:
Lord Flashheart: Remember, always treat your plane like you treat your woman.
George: Do you mean take it home at weekend to meet your mother?
Lord Flashheart: No, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back! |
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"... or take a pane of glass out of the window... locking yourself out wasnt sensible was it!?!
What other strange analogies habe you heard that are your favourites or least favourites when it comes to sexy time (or breaking in... your choice!)
Slightly off topic, when I was young, my parents managed to lock us out the house.
In the end my dad decided to smash the bottom pane of glass in the back door.
So he smashed said pane, crawls through the hole to find the patio door 3 feet away was unlocked....
In this instance off topic is rather well received!! I bet he was furious "
Well my mum had a good laugh at his expense... |
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He's dead actually
Bit of a mood killer 
Oh the joys 
