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My threads died on the vine yesterday
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 (I did break my cardinel rule - never repeat a thread. Never as good as the first time). | |||
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"I have the same rule with men " How many husbands is that now then?  | |||
"I have the same rule with men How many husbands is that now then? "I’ve only had sex twice in my whole life | |||
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"Which one was that then? "What you didn't notice? It disappeared quicker than a plate of jelly up an emu's arse. Did another tell someone they're Mediocre (Mediocre Monday) - ended up being a bit too ironic. | |||
"Try a bit harder today then." I feel like such a failure | |||
"I have the same rule with men How many husbands is that now then?
I’ve only had sex twice in my whole life"Once to continue the lineage, and once more to confirm you don't like it? | |||
"Which one was that then?
What you didn't notice? It disappeared quicker than a plate of jelly up an emu's arse.
Did another tell someone they're Mediocre (Mediocre Monday) - ended up being a bit too ironic."Awww... you'll always be mediocre to me  | |||
"Try a bit harder today then. I feel like such a failure "That definitely makes you a failure  | |||
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"Don't try so hard " I just want to be loved | |||
"How do you get the jelly up the emus arse ..is the emu on here ...fancry a MME? "Catch the emu first... | |||
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"Who died on me? " A jelly filled emu I think. | |||
"Who died on me? A jelly filled emu I think." Aw, not again! | |||
"Who died on me? A jelly filled emu I think. Aw, not again! "Every Monday, man.  | |||
"Who died on me? A jelly filled emu I think. Aw, not again!
Every Monday, man. "You’re going to run out of jelly filled emu costumes at some point. Either that or survive! | |||
