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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham

I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yes.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

Well l certainly think so

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You were a female the last time I saw you if that's any good

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

I do all that shit....well not the false eyelashes and im not even a woman either.

I've met you and you definitely are all woman, tiny but all woman

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I do contour. I've lost count of makeup brushes. Eyebrows usually on point. Foundation... depends on the foundation.

You're a woman if you identify as a woman and anyone who tells you otherwise can shove off.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I do contour. I've lost count of makeup brushes. Eyebrows usually on point. Foundation... depends on the foundation.

You're a woman if you identify as a woman and anyone who tells you otherwise can shove off."

Psst. Sometimes I use lipstick as blusher!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I do contour. I've lost count of makeup brushes. Eyebrows usually on point. Foundation... depends on the foundation.

You're a woman if you identify as a woman and anyone who tells you otherwise can shove off.

Psst. Sometimes I use lipstick as blusher! "

Multi tasking. I dig it

(And you do you )

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I've got a mascara somewhere and don't wear make up even when I'm in a club...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I own four makeup brushes that my sister bought me. I don’t even wear foundation never touched my eyebrows and if I ever wore false eyelashes (maybe five times in my life) I had to get my dad to put them on me

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I own four makeup brushes that my sister bought me. I don’t even wear foundation never touched my eyebrows and if I ever wore false eyelashes (maybe five times in my life) I had to get my dad to put them on me "

I had to wear false lashes to dance recitals as a kid. I don't do that shit

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Hurray!!! Someone like me!! I’m such a fraud.. but I middle through

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


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Am I even a woman?!

"

If you turn out not to be a woman after all I will be severely traumatised and will sue you for any and all therapy costs incurred

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You look like a woman to me. But I'd have to get closer to seen if you feel like a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m super girly but I don’t do any of that either. I have over plucked eyebrows from the 90s that are beyond repair and I can’t get on with makeup brushes etc. Last time I tried to contour I looked like a tiger

If I have an event I get someone else to do my makeup, if not I just smear it on and hope for the best

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I've seen you wee. You are defo woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

Don't see many brummie women on the forum.

Contour or no contour nature always enhances the good bits.

You look all woman to me don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

I don't wear make up. I've never dyed my hair. I've never plucked or otherwise altered my eyebrows. I haven't ever worn false eyelashes or had false nails put on. I once had a French manicure (for my wedding). I have my hair cut about bimonthly in a nice Manchester salon and that's my only spend on my appearance, other than razor blades for my legs etc.

I'm a woman

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

I dont even own ANY makeup!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does that make you irate?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

yes.. screw the so call dolly bird mentality. you can be all woman and play football and wear no make-up at all

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I cant remember the last time I even put makeup on.

I think Im still a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I even a woman?!

Man! I feel like a woman!

Shania - god rest her soul.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Am I even a woman?!

Man! I feel like a woman!

Shania - god rest her soul. "

Ummm did I miss the bit where Shania popped her rhinestone cowboy boots?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I even a woman?!

Man! I feel like a woman!

Shania - god rest her soul.

Ummm did I miss the bit where Shania popped her rhinestone cowboy boots?! "

Oooops! My bad. You are correct. Google says she’s bigger and better than ever! I always confuse Shania with Whitney Houston for some reason.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"

Am I even a woman?!

If you turn out not to be a woman after all I will be severely traumatised and will sue you for any and all therapy costs incurred "

Erm...

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I've seen you wee. You are defo woman "

Yeah sorry about that. I know I know. Bathroom next time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

Haha, yes. You are. You’re also a human.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Why does that make you irate? "

I think it's a combination of vodka, hormones/menopause and a recent addiction to TiKTok.

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

YES!

I hate wearing makeup, only wear it on occasion as a confidence booster.

I don't do false lashes, I don't do fake tan and I never paint my nails

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By *ornyhun69Woman  over a year ago

Wales

I dont do any of these things either! I quite like being low maintenance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I must admit, compared to the make up in the 80s some womens make up these days is on a different level!!!

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham

It's too much like hard work. Gimme electric blue eye liner, mascara, a rara skirt and let's record the top 40 this Sunday.

I'm beginning to feel old.

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By *atalie..Woman  over a year ago

Bolton


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

I don't even know were to start with makeup,I don't own any, I've never been shown how to use it

So you are doing way better than me

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

I only really wear mascara regularly. Anything more than that I usually call my 'war paint' for when I feel lime I have to make an effort

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I have no clue how to put make up on correct. I never false tan. I have tiny eyes so cant wear false lashes. I own 2 make up brushes and never wear foundation. I have boobs though so I'm definitely a woman x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "

I was the same. They were allowed to face paint but not make up. Replica guns were banned too, if they improvised, fine.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I rate you op...full marks...not painted on either

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do people actually contour I don’t have time for that

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

You most definitely are a woman.

I don't do any of those things either, and rarely wear makeup.

Strangely I own a lot of makeup... I do dry my hair though.

Enjoy being you...

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

That should say dye my hair

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "

Ironically given *points at 2020 self* I destroyed all toy makeup stuff I was given as a kid. Nope, not having it, in the pile with the decapitated Barbies

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "

Unless it's actually harmful or inappropriate, I think children should be encouraged to play with whatever they want.

I was never a girly girl, I played with cap guns, cars and the boys.

However, I grew into a well adjusted woman who has always been happy being herself and hates violence.

Allowing a girl to play with makeup, in my mind, will not do any harm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Psst. Sometimes I use lipstick as blusher! "

Last time I met you it was the things you said and did which would've made most people blush

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By *adyHWoman  over a year ago

South Glos


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

Love this! I’m exactly the same.....what is contouring lol

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I wear mascara occasionally and get my nails done, never felt any less than a woman, when I do see some with all the contouring and brows dyed they all look alike to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am irate!

I don't contour. I put my foundation on with my fingers. I don't own 24 makeup brushes. I don't have false eyelashes and my eyebrows are definitely not on fleek/point.

Am I even a woman?!

"

Depends... how big's your cock?

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Although I do wear a bit of makeup (tinted moisturiser, concealer and mascara usually), I don't like contouring or those strange square eyebrows...I much prefer the natural look. I do occasionally wear false lashes for a night out, but only because I have crappy, stumpy natural lashes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No offence to all You wearing makeup but I appreciate real beauty of women. OP, You're a real woman and keep being yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter "

My daughter has never been allowed one either. She's 11 now and is not allowed anything more than lip gloss. It'll stay that way until she's at least 15 I hope. I rarely wear makeup.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter

My daughter has never been allowed one either. She's 11 now and is not allowed anything more than lip gloss. It'll stay that way until she's at least 15 I hope. I rarely wear makeup.

"

My mum said the same, and it did me no harm

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Sorry I got distracted by the other photos on your profile, but your make look fab.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yes you r

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I cannot for the life of me do make up, I look like a clown or that I’ve been through my mum’s makeup bag.

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"I rate you op...full marks...not painted on either "

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter

My daughter has never been allowed one either. She's 11 now and is not allowed anything more than lip gloss. It'll stay that way until she's at least 15 I hope. I rarely wear makeup.

My mum said the same, and it did me no harm "

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter

I was the same. They were allowed to face paint but not make up. Replica guns were banned too, if they improvised, fine."

My girls are adults now. I'm guilty of buying pink plastic shite.

But like everything you have to strike a balance. My girls also know how to decorate, clear a U Bend and use a mastic gun. They just do it with false lashes and lip liner..

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By *educed OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sorry I got distracted by the other photos on your profile, but your make look fab."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"On a related but also unrelated note, am I the only insane mother who wouldn't let her daughter have a toy makeup thingy? If she got one for Christmas or birthday, I'd make it disappear. I don't think little girls should be encouraged to plaster themselves in makeup, it should be for older teens, if they want to. I might just be a nutter

I was the same. They were allowed to face paint but not make up. Replica guns were banned too, if they improvised, fine.

My girls are adults now. I'm guilty of buying pink plastic shite.

But like everything you have to strike a balance. My girls also know how to decorate, clear a U Bend and use a mastic gun. They just do it with false lashes and lip liner..

"

They sound like well balanced young ladies

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