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By *iamondCougar OP Woman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Swingers .... liberty elite

Discuss .....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

200 swingers clubs in the UK? Naaah.

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Looks seedy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This looks familiar has it been on before?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Looks seedy!"

Yep. Opening with used condoms and used sheets at 40.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks seedy!"

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

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By *oriarty99Man over a year ago

London

I wonder if John will mention when I got my car knicked outside liberty elite !

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

It'll do a job at putting people off!

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By *unonly10Man over a year ago

liverpool

Used nodders everywhere in there

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Looks seedy!

Yep. Opening with used condoms and used sheets at 40.

Makes it look like swingers are mingers!

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ooooo prawn Ring !!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Never eat the buffet at s club.. especially a prawn ring..

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

All the clubs I've been to have bins, spray cleaners, wipes etc in rooms, but there are always condoms and wrappers on the floors. That's why I never walk about bare foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Malika is a goddess.

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By *oriarty99Man over a year ago

London

"Malika is a goddess."

People don’t realise how hot some of the women are in the scene.

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

All the clubs I've been to have bins, spray cleaners, wipes etc in rooms, but there are always condoms and wrappers on the floors. That's why I never walk about bare foot

True.. I nearly fell over on one once!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

It'll do a job at putting people off! "

I wouldn't go there to be honest. I've never been to one but surely there's nicer ones than that. But this is channel 4 and mainstream so they'll obviously find the most dirtiest one around and make it all look like it's for dirty people who have no morals etc

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
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My Own Little World

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

All the clubs I've been to have bins, spray cleaners, wipes etc in rooms, but there are always condoms and wrappers on the floors. That's why I never walk about bare foot

True.. I nearly fell over on one once!"

How big was the bloody thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Malika is a goddess.

People don’t realise how hot some of the women are in the scene. "

I can imagine. Not been to a club myself yet or met anyone to know so a lot of exploring to do.

I guess I always assumed a woman like her could just get her fill on Tinder etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's about as good as the dogging doc so far

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By *edheadjMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

So far, if someone is watching this with an interest in joining the lifestyle this will have put them off totally.

The Louis Theroux one from years ago was more open minded and respectful of the lifestyle.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Did anyone think that a channel 4 programme would shine a good light on the scene

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

It'll do a job at putting people off!

It’s one of two of the best! VA is supposed to be no.1

It’s actually a nice place they are just portraying it to fit swinging as a dirty scene

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw "

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Well I’m glad we went to our first club before lockdown as this would have put me off

haha

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Did anyone think that a channel 4 programme would shine a good light on the scene "

Chanel 4 is renown for that

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

All the clubs I've been to have bins, spray cleaners, wipes etc in rooms, but there are always condoms and wrappers on the floors. That's why I never walk about bare foot

True.. I nearly fell over on one once!

How big was the bloody thing?

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slippery little fuckers!

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By *ugardadcleanerMan over a year ago

cirencester

Used to go "Libs" with Hollie 8/10 years ago, were members, we felt it one of the nicer clubs, pricey but with a bar and as such a nice clientele from all over. Coiuples, males, TV's and kink We watching with interest. Great memories

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I’m glad we went to our first club before lockdown as this would have put me off

haha "

Scene and club virgin myself but this documentary is making me feel better about wanting to go to a club to be honest.

John seems a nice guy and it all seems amicable.

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Malika is a goddess.

People don’t realise how hot some of the women are in the scene. "

Which is what puts me off going to one!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dull so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw "

Sorry lovely

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Well I’m glad we went to our first club before lockdown as this would have put me off

haha

Scene and club virgin myself but this documentary is making me feel better about wanting to go to a club to be honest.

John seems a nice guy and it all seems amicable."

He greets everyone at the door

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

Sorry lovely

I'm really fucking angry

I don't want him back but I'm sat here crying like a fucking dickhead

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Divulging private Fab messages on national tele?!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw "

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

FAB got a mention, well a cropped shot of the PMs.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw "

Hugs Peach

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All I can think is. I hope people wash their hands eating that finger food

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"200 swingers clubs in the UK? Naaah."

And I've only been to 6.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that really what couples and single females have to put up with message wise?

If so I feel for you!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

Sorry lovely

I'm really fucking angry

I don't want him back but I'm sat here crying like a fucking dickhead "

Oh, Peach, I'm so sorry to read this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

Sorry lovely

I'm really fucking angry

I don't want him back but I'm sat here crying like a fucking dickhead "

You are a beautiful human being with emotions so crying does not a dickhead make. It means you have a heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

18 in a night? Fucking hell

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Is that really what couples and single females have to put up with message wise?

If so I feel for you!"

YES

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't stopped laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't look at it

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I love this women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that really what couples and single females have to put up with message wise?

If so I feel for you!

YES

Jesus no wonder single guys on here have a bad rep

Do they honestly believe it would work?!

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Omg....Siobhan....I think I've glimpsed my future...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"200 swingers clubs in the UK? Naaah.

And I've only been to 6."

Lickety! You must find semi colons orgasmic.

Yeah, I've only been to 4. Need to get on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love this women

she's hilarious!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"18 in a night? Fucking hell"

Or fucking heaven - it's all about perspective.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg....Siobhan....I think I've glimpsed my future...

Haha me tooooooo!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

Sorry lovely

I'm really fucking angry

I don't want him back but I'm sat here crying like a fucking dickhead "

I’m so sorry sweet

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I think the majority of folk are coming across well but the music, voiceover and editing are geared to a tone of ridicule.

In my experience, most people in a club know it's a slightly absurd experience and revel in the escapism. This programme suggests that they're not in on the joke

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Omg....Siobhan....I think I've glimpsed my future...

That's what the 20 year old said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't really want to see granny Smith with a vib. Ffs ??

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Omg....Siobhan....I think I've glimpsed my future...

legend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone right now is sat watching this and is horrified at their nan on the screen admitting she loves watching guys suck each others a cock!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"200 swingers clubs in the UK? Naaah.

And I've only been to 6.

Lickety! You must find semi colons orgasmic.

Yeah, I've only been to 4. Need to get on it."

Give me a good bit of punctuation and I'm yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was going to watch, after reading the thread I don't think I will bother

Counting down the day until I can get back to Townhouse

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I spy Moreno

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"All I can think is. I hope people wash their hands eating that finger food

I never eat the club buffet after watching 1 guy open sandwiches to see the contents, then put it back on the platter. Thinking 'I so hope he washed his hands!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

Sorry lovely

I'm really fucking angry

I don't want him back but I'm sat here crying like a fucking dickhead "

I'm sorry lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All I can think is. I hope people wash their hands eating that finger food

Or breathing prawn ring and chorizo on people

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"I spy Moreno "

Aww doesn't he look dapper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that really what couples and single females have to put up with message wise?

If so I feel for you!"

That one wasn't even that bad.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Damn....forgot this was on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that really what couples and single females have to put up with message wise?

If so I feel for you!

That one wasn't even that bad. "

what’s the worst?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spy Moreno "

Yeah we just clocked him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not watching, where’s the doc based?

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Fyi I'm not one of the serious truncheon guys, I'm a silly truncheon.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't really want to see granny Smith with a vib. Ffs ??"

Why not? Us old women enjoy sex too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is that really what couples and single females have to put up with message wise?

If so I feel for you!"

That wasn't even a particularly bad example!

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By *ony 2016Man over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"I don't really want to see granny Smith with a vib. Ffs ??

Why not? Us old women enjoy sex too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I spy boobies, in the playrooms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fyi I'm not one of the serious truncheon guys, I'm a silly truncheon."

I just spat my coffee out at the truncheon reference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem?

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By *oriarty99Man over a year ago

London

I think this couple looks like brother and sister !

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging"

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fyi I'm not one of the serious truncheon guys, I'm a silly truncheon."

- you wear it well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

It'll do a job at putting people off!

It’s one of two of the best! VA is supposed to be no.1

It’s actually a nice place they are just portraying it to fit swinging as a dirty scene"

Yeah... that's channel 4 for you. Sorry I bought into it. I should know better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda"

What’s wrong with the bins behind Asda? you snob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda"

There is two of you

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Did anyone think that a channel 4 programme would shine a good light on the scene "

Exactly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging"

We've been to clubs (not this one) and it's been very pleasant. Maybe if you're curious, find out for yourself (when the world rights itself)?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda

What’s wrong with the bins behind Asda? you snob

Absolutely nothing

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "

Well this site has had moments where it has so I'd say a club visit could too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging"

May I ask why not?

Obviously free to have your opinion and I may be missing something here but it all seems good natured to me as someone who’s never been to one.

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Sex in the hot tub! Eewwwwww!!

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda

What’s wrong with the bins behind Asda? you snob

Waitrose surely !!!

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Omg....Siobhan....I think I've glimpsed my future...

Please don't have dirty toys like hers..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda"

You should see the Lidls bins! They're a bit fancy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really want to see granny Smith with a vib. Ffs ??

Why not? Us old women enjoy sex too.

OK sorry, now I feel bad

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

I want to buy the older lady a nice bag for her toys.... they shouldn’t be stuffed into a handbag like that.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I love this women

Siobhan? I love her!

Literally just said to my partner that's me in 40 years and he agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Justin is looking happy bless him lol !

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I was going to watch, after reading the thread I don't think I will bother

Counting down the day until I can get back to Townhouse "

I’m looking forward to going to Townhouse with you.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "

I think for some it can. Just as being on here can. It's about expectations, anticipation and feeling that paying a chunk of money should get you what you desire (whether anyone else desires you or not).

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "

Suggestion seems to be that clubgoers are damaged to begin with, like the "lapdancer with daddy issues" trope.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda"

Careful, as Chams Is opposite ASDA!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "

I'm sure they can, but had the opposite effect for me

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think that’s the last place you want to be after having that prawn ring.

But I have to say the old lady is a total legend good on her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "

Depends on your mindset and you approach it I guess

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

We've been to clubs (not this one) and it's been very pleasant. Maybe if you're curious, find out for yourself (when the world rights itself)? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"200 swingers clubs in the UK? Naaah."

It does sound a lot. I've been to 12.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

were people as nervous as this couple visiting for their first time, did it subside for following meets or throughout the night?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"18 in a night? Fucking hell

Or fucking heaven - it's all about perspective.

"
would be a quiet night for me

I've not seen this but plan to watch it when kids not around. Take it that it wasnt as promised by channel 4. So glad I declined to take part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its all very twee and tame

Heaven forbid we scare the shit outta Joe Public

The scene where they were cooking spaghetti? Wtf was that about?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t wait for infusions to open, watching this is giving me the URGE again x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It looks like a grotty social club from the 80's and so do some of the 'clientele '

I know it's probably channel 4's sarcastic spin on it all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Garlic dip ?

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "

Yes.. but on flip side have made me feel buzzing too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was going to watch, after reading the thread I don't think I will bother

Counting down the day until I can get back to Townhouse

I’m looking forward to going to Townhouse with you.

Can't wait either Lor

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

dips !!! No double dipping rule apply?

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By *istyblue1967Man over a year ago

manchester

caroline is so sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

It'll do a job at putting people off!

It’s one of two of the best! VA is supposed to be no.1

It’s actually a nice place they are just portraying it to fit swinging as a dirty scene"

We rate Xtasia very highly.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw "

Sorry to hear this honey xx hope you are ok? Sending hugs x

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By *icearmsMan over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

I don't think it looks too bad as a club..

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

John and Siobahn will get it on. It’s a cert

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Right, I'm getting back to designated survivor

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Just a thought.. Can swinger clubs destroy self esteem? "
by itself no. I've seen many come out of their shells and become confident people but its not for everyone but that goes for the lifestyle too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive never been to a swingers club yet, but will definitely give it a go if this is what it’s like.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"18 in a night? Fucking hell

Or fucking heaven - it's all about perspective.

would be a quiet night for me

I've not seen this but plan to watch it when kids not around. Take it that it wasnt as promised by channel 4. So glad I declined to take part "

When she said that someone had had 18 in one night I assumed it was you.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"Malika is a goddess.

People don’t realise how hot some of the women are in the scene.

Which is what puts me off going to one!! "
This for me too ,I worry I'd feel even more body shy ,this is why we don't do club s

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By *estinyIsAllCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Looks seedy!

Looks dirty! Not that sort of dirty but filthy.. and not that sort of filthy either. Do people just throw condoms etc All over the place? Thought had hygiene bins etc for it?

All the clubs I've been to have bins, spray cleaners, wipes etc in rooms, but there are always condoms and wrappers on the floors. That's why I never walk about bare foot

Yuck!! Really? We're yet to visit a club but are very keen to.. it's horror stories like this that put us off. How vile!!

Lou x

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By *hystevoMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Wow who would of thought their would be so many judgmental people here on a swinging site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did anyone think that a channel 4 programme would shine a good light on the scene "

I am guessing Libs did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its all very twee and tame

Heaven forbid we scare the shit outta Joe Public

The scene where they were cooking spaghetti? Wtf was that about?"

Showing they are just a normal couple.

I'm liking it. Clubs are surreal but fun. I think it's showing normal people having fun.

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

I like the owner. He seems sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spy Moreno

Yeah we just clocked him. "

Which one is he? I'm watching on my phone so can't do this and watch at same time lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love the elephant!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Strategically placed blue elephant.

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By *ony 2016Man over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

From a personal point of view , Carolyn looks nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thread filled in 45 minutes who's getting part 2 ready?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am curious but have to say this is putting me off totally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah ........ clubs ain’t for me!

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Quite a few "broken" people on here.

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

Well I’ve been waiting since before lockdown, but tbh the club looks as boring as hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Martyn is adorable!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Martyns dads quite cute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm struggling to watch.

I've never been there but me ex did whilst we were together with someone else.

I'm watching and my mind is racing wondering.... is that were they fucked whilst I was sat at home sobbing?

It's too raw

Sorry lovely

I'm really fucking angry

I don't want him back but I'm sat here crying like a fucking dickhead "

You’re not a dickhead. You have emotions, and you were hurt. It’s ok to cry.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

"All I can think is. I hope people wash their hands eating that finger food

I never eat the club buffet after watching 1 guy open sandwiches to see the contents, then put it back on the platter. Thinking 'I so hope he washed his hands!"

Yup never touch the buffet!

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By *istyblue1967Man over a year ago

manchester

im sure if the cameras were not there it would be busier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spy Moreno

Aww doesn't he look dapper "

He's looking good.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"Wow who would of thought their would be so many judgmental people here on a swinging site.

Why would you assume that swingers wouldn't be judgemental?

We are just people after all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Martyn and Manila has a nice ring to it !

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By *.L.0460.Woman over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I spy Moreno

Aww doesn't he look dapper

He's looking good. "

He does!! He has a cool Dad too!!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"It looks like a grotty social club from the 80's and so do some of the 'clientele '

I know it's probably channel 4's sarcastic spin on it all

Granted I haven't been for about 7 years but I remember it as a quite nice place. No idea how they've filmed it to look so grim at times

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By *yn drwgMan over a year ago

Camarthen

I'd give Melika and Siobhan one ! Lol

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Norfolk, swinging capital of the UK. It's official.

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By *hystevoMan over a year ago

Maidstone

"Wow who would of thought their would be so many judgmental people here on a swinging site.

Why would you assume that swingers wouldn't be judgemental?

We are just people after all.

Why would you judge anyone at all?

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Sibohan is getting some!!!!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Did anyone think that a channel 4 programme would shine a good light on the scene

I am guessing Libs did

It would have been better, if Janine Duvitski was hosting it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Martyn and Manila has a nice ring to it !"

I just said that to Ash.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Awks...

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By *x200Man over a year ago

Teesside

Gonna watch this on catch up. Do i need to wear a mask? ??

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Malika is a goddess.

People don’t realise how hot some of the women are in the scene.

Which is what puts me off going to one!! This for me too ,I worry I'd feel even more body shy ,this is why we don't do club s

"
dont worry. There are people of all shapes and sizes. I've always felt better at clubs than anywhere else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will never go to a club after watching this - its my idea of being in hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman kicking off. Yep that's clubs.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"Wow who would of thought their would be so many judgmental people here on a swinging site.

Why would you assume that swingers wouldn't be judgemental?

We are just people after all.

Why would you judge anyone at all?

Are you honestly telling me you have never judged someone, not 1 in your entire life?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just omg no no no

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Awks... "

I really want to give her a massive hug. Bless.

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Well that was awkward.

She needs a more positive mindset. She already has low self esteem.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Did anyone think that a channel 4 programme would shine a good light on the scene

I am guessing Libs did

C4 don’t make real documentaries, they just like to take the piss. Have been to this club it’s really nice, one of the better ones out the large clubs we thought, quite classy! Guessing by the comments doesn’t come across that way, will be interested to see this later in the week

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

Isn’t that Martyn guy shows himself on fab forums time to time or am I mistaken?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor girl. It must ruin your self esteem if you don't get any connection going to one of these.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Expectation meets reality. You have to put yourself out there socially.

It's sad when people feel lack of interest as rejection.

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By *quirt1810Woman over a year ago

Boston

If I was her I’d have just gone over and asked if there was room for a little one lol

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Isn’t that Martyn guy shows himself on fab forums time to time or am I mistaken?

Yeah, he's on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didnt see that coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awks...

I really want to give her a massive hug. Bless."

Me too, im really upset for her.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Never been to a club after this I never will what a god awful place minging

It's a step up from the bins behind Asda

What’s wrong with the bins behind Asda? you snob

Nobody can see you

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

This is making me want to hug everyone more than fuck anyone. It's so sad

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Quite a few "broken" people on here. "

Like the whole of society, maybe?!

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Fucks sake.

Why are all the women damaged on here?

Its like they're trying to portray a certain image.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did anyone really think C4 were going to spin it any other way after the dogging one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didnt see that coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I was her I’d have just gone over and asked if there was room for a little one lol"

Hard when her expectations were very high and her esteem at rock bottom, he didn’t exactly help tho or was complimentary

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Well I’ve been waiting since before lockdown, but tbh the club looks as boring as hell"

I thought I was the only one. But I also think is something that people should experience once I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I spy Moreno

Aww doesn't he look dapper

He's looking good.

He does!! He has a cool Dad too!!"

Yes he does, very supportive of his son. So nice to see.

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

They're making libs look so bad, it's one of only 3 clubs I like to go to but it looks awful on here.

I guess having a hard on and it being dark does help.

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By *inabedMFMCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

Xtasia looks a far better club than this one, this one looks horrific , most of the programme on the granny ( as nice as she is )

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

She shagged until the very end

good for her lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4 star rooms my ass, was like a shit party in a scout hut

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By *exySquirrelsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Well it wasn’t the best... but has us really missing clubs!! Lol xx

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