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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I got bitten by a load of midgets the other night. Got bites all over my neck and they itch like MAD.
(The kids call them midgets... Also known as midgies, bugs, creepy crawlies.) 
Anyway it's really not a good look. Me scratting at my neck with angry red bites all over it while trying to seduce my bloke this aft. I'm thinking if I get in quick I could blindfold him and he'll think the scratching noise and moaning is just me enjoying myself.
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By *eaboMan
over a year ago
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i think in future if you remain standing the midgets will not be able to reach your neck to bite it. Unless of course they stand on chairs in which case all you havd to do is push them off.  |
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Tea tree oil is good, as is that lemon scented stuff, they put in candles- citronella.
Beware of using neat essential oils on your skin, and always check whatever you use on a small part first, in case of sensitivity.
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"I think you mean Midges? Lmao @ the thought of loads of lil people all biting you.....good idea for a porn flick?  "
aready got the music picked out,its Sex dwarf by soft cell.
`Sex dwarf isnt it nice luring disco dollies to a life of vice,
I could make a film and make you my star
youd be a natural the way you are,
i would like you on a long black lead. i would parade you down the highstreet, youve got the attraction youve got the pulling power,walk my little doggies walk my little sex dwarf.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank you everyone. I put witch hazel on and it helped. After that I was too busy to notice the itch.
I once told the kids that the midges bite me and they thought I said midgets. It makes me laugh, the thought of little people flying around biting people.  |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"Thank you everyone. I put witch hazel on and it helped. After that I was too busy to notice the itch.
I once told the kids that the midges bite me and they thought I said midgets. It makes me laugh, the thought of little people flying around biting people. "
sounds like a vampire snow white pantomime |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!
That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'! 
Ooops  "
now i have this image of them walking saying "i want to eat your brains" then needing to climb a stepladder to get to the head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!
That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!
Ooops
now i have this image of them walking saying "i want to eat your brains" then needing to climb a stepladder to get to the head. "
....... With their cocks hanging out........ |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"I have seen some Zombie midget porn...its out there!
That's not something you stumble on 'by accident'!
Ooops
now i have this image of them walking saying "i want to eat your brains" then needing to climb a stepladder to get to the head.
....... With their cocks hanging out........ "
are they midget cocks or pornstar size? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once saw a freaky foreign porn film where this guy was pissing in a womans mouth, when he finished he opened a suitcase and a dwarf jumped out and fucked her "
What was he shouting
”THE PLANE BOSS THE PLANE" !!!haha little bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got bitten by a load of midgets the other night. Got bites all over my neck and they itch like MAD.
(The kids call them midgets... Also known as midgies, bugs, creepy crawlies.)
Anyway it's really not a good look. Me scratting at my neck with angry red bites all over it while trying to seduce my bloke this aft. I'm thinking if I get in quick I could blindfold him and he'll think the scratching noise and moaning is just me enjoying myself.
Any other ideas? "
Get some anti-hystemine tablets. They won't get rid of the bites but will reduce the itchiness. The bites will fade in a few days if they aren't aggravated by you scratching them.
I hate things that bite, cos they usually look at me and think, "Nom nom nom! Dinner's here!" Little buggers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my daughter got bitten by some midges back when she was one and got Urticaria, i was soooo scared as it looked like id scalded her and they were burn marks. 
pesky little things and i hate them. Anti histamine medication worked though and callomine lotion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once saw a freaky foreign porn film where this guy was pissing in a womans mouth, when he finished he opened a suitcase and a dwarf jumped out and fucked her
What was he shouting
”THE PLANE BOSS THE PLANE" !!!haha little bastard"
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