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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!"
Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off |
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"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique "
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I once got a wedgie so extreme on a waterslide it nearly ripped my bikini bottoms and made my bum bleed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off "
I haven’t gone so far as opening up those type of messages yet thank goodness. But I’m not the Nora I used to be and I’m getting worried!  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!"
Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me "
You haven’t have you? Oh god |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there. "
That hasn't quenched my horn levels one bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Female orgy thread?.......don't hate me
You haven’t have you? Oh god "
Not yet, happy to if you'd like?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been ever so slightly constipated this weekend
Did you manage to go?"
Only a few measly pebbles. Nothing worth writing home about.
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See ... i bet thats dampening your ardour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Mr has a beard"
Haha. That would work. Sorry  . I just have a major thing about beards x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have been ever so slightly constipated this weekend
Did you manage to go?
Only a few measly pebbles. Nothing worth writing home about.
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See ... i bet thats dampening your ardour "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a tooth abcess and have just been sent back from A&E. Need to be in sepsis apparently to be seen....
No out of hours dentists today either.
Not feeling sexy at all  or horny lol. "
Oh no! That sort of pain is real!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Mr has a beard
Haha. That would work. Sorry . I just have a major thing about beards x"
So does Mrs - just the opposite effect though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a few years ago when I decided to build a scale replica of my sofa out of matchsticks.
I began with choosing the matchsticks because they had to be the right thickness and length.
Not to thick and not to long. They had to be the right length to fit correctly and snugly.
Next came the glue. A little bit sticky but not too gloopy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique
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I once got a wedgie so extreme on a waterslide it nearly ripped my bikini bottoms and made my bum bleed "
Omg that’s one of my fears! I had a water powered wedgie and I thought I had some type of tear but it was a false alarm.
Thinking of you and your backside. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Mr has a beard
Haha. That would work. Sorry . I just have a major thing about beards x
So does Mrs - just the opposite effect though. "
As with most women I think. I’m just a weirdo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we swap underwear and go for dinner wearing each other’s lol Just jokeing lol
You did ask me to turn you off and according to the lastest thread it’s definitely a turn off lol x |
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off
I haven’t gone so far as opening up those type of messages yet thank goodness. But I’m not the Nora I used to be and I’m getting worried! "
I think everyone’s feeling a little not themselves.
I’m sure once this whole social distancing thing gets blown away, you’ll be feeling yourself again  |
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"Come snuggle in my bosom
Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette 
Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge  "
I still think your hair looks blonde most of the time.
I’ll believe you’re ginge if we ever meet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow
It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village
Get your wand out? "
If everyone would get out of this house for just 5 bloody minutes I would! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!
Lol well I’ve started a thread on unsolicited cock pics Nora, but I’m sensing that your horns are high today so it might not work to turn you off
I haven’t gone so far as opening up those type of messages yet thank goodness. But I’m not the Nora I used to be and I’m getting worried!
I think everyone’s feeling a little not themselves.
I’m sure once this whole social distancing thing gets blown away, you’ll be feeling yourself again "
No, she'll be feeling someone else |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just the thing to turn you off 
Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either
Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know "
Watch the video of my operation  |
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My farts don't normally smell unless I'm unwell, today however that isn't the case.
I had curry last night, and leftover curry for breakfast.
I need to leave for work very soon and I'm genuinely concerned about the stink my baloon knot is expelling.
If you hear of a full restaurant goers ch*king to death in a cloud of green haze.... it was me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My farts don't normally smell unless I'm unwell, today however that isn't the case.
I had curry last night, and leftover curry for breakfast.
I need to leave for work very soon and I'm genuinely concerned about the stink my baloon knot is expelling.
If you hear of a full restaurant goers ch*king to death in a cloud of green haze.... it was me."
. Curry for brekkie!!! Ewwwwww |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have just the thing to turn you off
Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either
Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know
Watch the video of my operation "
Oh god. No. I can’t watch things like that! I can’t even watch casualty! And that’s not even a joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have just the thing to turn you off
Ps I wasn’t talking about my knob either
Haha. What is it? Or don’t I want to know
Watch the video of my operation
Oh god. No. I can’t watch things like that! I can’t even watch casualty! And that’s not even a joke!"
It will get rid of your horn, it’s proper rank |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Come snuggle in my bosom
Oh busty...you’ve gone brunette
Nope just the way the light is hitting the ginge
I still think your hair looks blonde most of the time.
I’ll believe you’re ginge if we ever meet "
Im going blonder this week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don’t turn it off, embrace it and let your horn flow
It’s flowing too heavy! I’m concerned for the village
Get your wand out?
If everyone would get out of this house for just 5 bloody minutes I would!"
Ahh, fair enough! Throw them all out and tell them your bleaching the floors |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there.
I hate you "
Me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want to nuzzle in close to naked man flesh and smell that musky glistening of sweat that makes my whole body prick up and yearn to be taken. I want to watch and feel the muscles and sinews of masculine arms and legs engulfing me so I feel small and held. The brush of lips and hungry kisses, urgent and telling. Me on my back and my legs kicked decisively apart and that moment before I’m touched..there.
I hate you "
I hate her too! |
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"I once got a fungal infection in my cleavage after I went swimming in a dirty river in Mozambique
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I once got a wedgie so extreme on a waterslide it nearly ripped my bikini bottoms and made my bum bleed
Omg that’s one of my fears! I had a water powered wedgie and I thought I had some type of tear but it was a false alarm.
Thinking of you and your backside. "
My butt appreciates your thoughts and prayers. It recovered luckily but I can't look at a waterslide without doing a clench  |
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"Hi, did that work.
Blimey you dragged this out of the woodwork!
Nope didn’t work!"
One word beautiful lady; one mere word guaranteed to instantly remove all thoughts of sex and sensuality from your mind.
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Munging  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi, did that work.
Blimey you dragged this out of the woodwork!
Nope didn’t work!
One word beautiful lady; one mere word guaranteed to instantly remove all thoughts of sex and sensuality from your mind.
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Munging "
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"Did it work?!"
Jo.Xx
Oh the thread or that previous comment?! I’m ignoring that comment. I googled that once before and I’m still in therapy. "
No, it was the previous comment of Did this work?!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can’t deal with all these horny threads today. Please post things that would help turn me off!!
For the sake of Trev at least!"
20 different cock shots sent to you now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well i was having problems with my meccanno set so I needed my gf to hold onto the nuts..they re tiny nuts, too tiny for me but her nimble fingers were perfect. I took the screw driver to drive the bolt home but she thought the bolt was too long and too much girth because the nuts just wouldn t stay still in her fingers. I told her to grab the right tool that would generally hold the nuts in some kind of balance. Well her fingers took hold delicately upon the tool as I screwed the hard bolt into place..it was a long bolt but then it had to be driven through to the other side so certainly the length was needed and it turns out the girth was just right. But the nuts needed a little oil so she allowed a little drop or two lubricate to make its passage easier.
Hope my meccanno tower build has helped turn you off..such a proud tower it is too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well i was having problems with my meccanno set so I needed my gf to hold onto the nuts..they re tiny nuts, too tiny for me but her nimble fingers were perfect. I took the screw driver to drive the bolt home but she thought the bolt was too long and too much girth because the nuts just wouldn t stay still in her fingers. I told her to grab the right tool that would generally hold the nuts in some kind of balance. Well her fingers took hold delicately upon the tool as I screwed the hard bolt into place..it was a long bolt but then it had to be driven through to the other side so certainly the length was needed and it turns out the girth was just right. But the nuts needed a little oil so she allowed a little drop or two lubricate to make its passage easier.
Hope my meccanno tower build has helped turn you off..such a proud tower it is too "
Love it |
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