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"Please go and fornicate yourself " I think I might after a couple of drinks last night | |||
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"Can't run for toffee, but could cycle beside you. Mrs" Yes please, can you wheelie too? | |||
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"Can't run for toffee, but could cycle beside you. Mrs Yes please, can you wheelie too? " Ermmm I could try but I'd probably fall off | |||
"Urm.... nah" You might like it | |||
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"I couldn't run for 10 minutes, never mind 10 miles" I could help you | |||
"I couldn't run for 10 minutes, never mind 10 miles I could help you " If you can carry me, I'm in | |||
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"Come you lot jump out of bed and join me for a run, the same as last week a gentle 10 miles " Perv, you just want to see my tits bounce up and down Ms | |||
"I couldn't run for 10 minutes, never mind 10 miles I could help you If you can carry me, I'm in " Of course | |||
"How far can someone walk in the time you run 10 miles. In your opinion ? " 4 - 4-5 miles perhaps | |||
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"I'm comfy " You’ll feel better for it PP | |||
"Please go and fornicate yourself I think I might after a couple of drinks last night If you could run by the bacon butty shop on your way back I'd be muchly grateful " I’ll get it from mega munch | |||
"How far can someone walk in the time you run 10 miles. In your opinion ? 4 - 4-5 miles perhaps " Whhhaaatt . Staying in bed | |||
"How far can someone walk in the time you run 10 miles. In your opinion ? 4 - 4-5 miles perhaps Whhhaaatt . Staying in bed " | |||
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"My sports bra is stuck down the back of the radiator otherwise I would " LOL best excuse if I ever heard one | |||
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"How far can someone walk in the time you run 10 miles. In your opinion ? 4 - 4-5 miles perhaps Whhhaaatt . Staying in bed " Finally out of bed. Anyone for a 1 mile walk | |||
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"It’s done I bet you lot are still in bed " In my mind I was with you every step of the way brother. I might go and fetch that beer now, do you fancy one? | |||
"It’s done I bet you lot are still in bed In my mind I was with you every step of the way brother. I might go and fetch that beer now, do you fancy one? " I think I’ll pass, the Guinness from yesterday is churning still | |||
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"It’s done I bet you lot are still in bed " I completed my walk 2.2km | |||
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"Oh I just woke up, shame I missed this. " Only just up?? | |||
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"I got as far as the kettle... keep the noise down it’s Sunday!!!" I’ll have tea now the kettle is on | |||
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"I’d rather drink my own piss than run anywhere! " Whatever floats your boat | |||
"I’d rather drink my own piss than run anywhere! Whatever floats your boat " Not literally | |||
"I’d rather drink my own piss than run anywhere! Whatever floats your boat Not literally " Piss drinker | |||