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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A donkey and a chicken live on a farm. One day they're out playing in a field when the donkey falls into a huge hole in the ground!
The chicken runs back to the farmhouse, grabs the keys to the farmers Porsche and drives back to the hole.
She ties a rope to the bumper, lowers it into the hole, jumps into the Porsche and slowly drives forward, pulling the donkey to safety!
The next day, having not learnt their lesson the donkey and chicken are out playing in the field again. This time it's the chicken who falls into the hole.
"Quick - go get the farmers Porsche" shouts the frantic chicken!
Ignoring the instructions the donkey backs up to the hole, flops his knob out and dangles it down into the hole. The chicken grabs his knob and climbs to safety!
The moral of this story? If you're hung like a donkey you don't need a Porsche to pull a bird!!  |
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