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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra extra time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Hello again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello again

You're the ³rd ¹st poster, nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface"

I'll delete my thread as you got there before me mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Insatiable. I saw you sneak in at the end of the previous thread. Smileyface

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

I'll delete my thread as you got there before me mate

Outrageous behaviour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!"

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Part 3 already! What’s the record, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!"

I expect this will be the last one tonight. I'll start early tomorrow/later. I'm experiencing with nine pm starts. That might lead to more threads. I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

Awww come here let me give ya a big hug xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening you beautiful lot, what's occurring..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep"

Yeah! YEAH!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke."

I'd wheely love a good poke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ash says hello to nocturnal brother. He's too busy watching avengers to log in.

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

I expect this will be the last one tonight. I'll start early tomorrow/later. I'm experiencing with nine pm starts. That might lead to more threads. I don't know."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Part 3 already! What’s the record, Jim? "

When I've been nocturnalling, probably four. In the olden days there could be five or six when Suzy was around.

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Good evening Jim! I'm just back from the pub, oh how I had missed others pouring drinks....then handing over the cash for them doing so

! Bit shocked how early it is but heyho

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Suzy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

Someone needs to come up with a better wheelchair joke/pun before I run them over

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yep

Yeah! YEAH!"

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening you beautiful lot, what's occurring..?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Nonsense, that's what's occuring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

Someone needs to come up with a better wheelchair joke/pun before I run them over

gets the popcorn ready for everyone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

I'd wheely love a good poke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Part 3 already! What’s the record, Jim?

When I've been nocturnalling, probably four. In the olden days there could be five or six when Suzy was around."

Who is Suzy? Ohhhh I hope there’s a beautiful love story here

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Does he not take his tablet to use whilst he's on the loo?! Everyone does that don't they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suzy.

I really really like her.

Its a shame she's not about much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In Northern Ireland a poke is an ice cream.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

I'd wheely love a good poke

Sadly, my technical reasons preclude poking for the present time. Tarnation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Hello.

Just keeping an eye on you, in case you are running amok!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"In Northern Ireland a poke is an ice cream.

Oooooo I can have that sort of poke. Dairy free please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ash says hello to nocturnal brother. He's too busy watching avengers to log in.

Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Every single e.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Does he not take his tablet to use whilst he's on the loo?! Everyone does that don't they

I once dropped my phone down the loo

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Suzy.

I really really like her.

Its a shame she's not about much. "

She came back for a few weeks at the start of the year if I recall correctly, think some of the night threads went back to 5/6 pages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ash says hello to nocturnal brother. He's too busy watching avengers to log in.

Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Every single e."

He said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim! I'm just back from the pub, oh how I had missed others pouring drinks....then handing over the cash for them doing so

! Bit shocked how early it is but heyho"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. It doesn't feel like ¹. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening you beautiful lot, what's occurring..?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Nonsense, that's what's occuring."

You cant beat a bit of nonsense Jim...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Estella, I'm listening to The Charlatans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suzy.

I really really like her.

Its a shame she's not about much.

She came back for a few weeks at the start of the year if I recall correctly, think some of the night threads went back to 5/6 pages. "

Yeah thats the time I was thinking of, she's so lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep

Yeah! YEAH!

Yeah"

Oh yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

Someone needs to come up with a better wheelchair joke/pun before I run them over

Chill out, just roll with it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yep

Yeah! YEAH!

Yeah

Oh yeah."

You

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Good evening Jim! I'm just back from the pub, oh how I had missed others pouring drinks....then handing over the cash for them doing so

! Bit shocked how early it is but heyho

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. It doesn't feel like ¹. Smileyface"

I even got all the bar staff a drink, that's my good deed of the year done and dusted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Part 3 already! What’s the record, Jim?

When I've been nocturnalling, probably four. In the olden days there could be five or six when Suzy was around.

Who is Suzy? Ohhhh I hope there’s a beautiful love story here

Suzy444. Suzy! Nocturnal love to you, Suzy.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Does he not take his tablet to use whilst he's on the loo?! Everyone does that don't they

I once dropped my phone down the loo

Erm before or after your wee'd?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

Someone needs to come up with a better wheelchair joke/pun before I run them over

Chill out, just roll with it."

Don't let any fucker get in my way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm listening to the song referenced in my status update.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

Someone needs to come up with a better wheelchair joke/pun before I run them over

Chill out, just roll with it."

Oasis

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy."

Who is she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Does he not take his tablet to use whilst he's on the loo?! Everyone does that don't they

Excuse me, I do not do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

I know, I know..... don’t worry I know

Someone needs to come up with a better wheelchair joke/pun before I run them over

Chill out, just roll with it.

Oasis "

No thanks, I'll have cola.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

Who is she?"

Shes lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy."

I love sending a positive vibe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm listening to the song referenced in my status update."

https://g.co/kgs/ZUEj5L

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

Who is she?

Shes lovely. "

Where is she

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy."

Iv just sent her a message. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suzy.

I really really like her.

Its a shame she's not about much. "

I'm hoping if we keep talking about her, and send some positive vibes, she might make an appearance.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi Suzy sue xx

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

Who is she?

Shes lovely.

Where is she"

Over Thetford way I think....

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

Who is she?

Shes lovely.

Where is she

Over Thetford way I think...."

No idea where that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

I'd wheely love a good poke

Sadly, my technical reasons preclude poking for the present time. Tarnation

Patience is the key.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suzy.

I really really like her.

Its a shame she's not about much.

I'm hoping if we keep talking about her, and send some positive vibes, she might make an appearance."

Thats why iv just sent her a message

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Does he not take his tablet to use whilst he's on the loo?! Everyone does that don't they

Excuse me, I do not do that."

Yeah filthy disgusting habit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

I'd wheely love a good poke

Sadly, my technical reasons preclude poking for the present time. Tarnation

Patience is the key."

Yes, my Master

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many of these thread's do you get through in a night?!

Depends how many coffees he's had vs sit down wee's

Hello.

Just keeping an eye on you, in case you are running amok! "

I'm keeping an eye on you too.

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By *orkyguyMan over a year ago

Doncaster

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

I'd wheely love a good poke

"
Viagra won't make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In Northern Ireland a poke is an ice cream.

Oooooo I can have that sort of poke. Dairy free please

I'll have to pop to the shops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"In Northern Ireland a poke is an ice cream.

Oooooo I can have that sort of poke. Dairy free please

I'll have to pop to the shops."

Its OK, I'm patient (see above).

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ash says hello to nocturnal brother. He's too busy watching avengers to log in.

Say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Ash for me. Every single e.

He said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm listening to the song referenced in my status update.

https://g.co/kgs/ZUEj5L"

Love this, although I have not heard it before ty xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening you beautiful lot, what's occurring..?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Nonsense, that's what's occuring.

You cant beat a bit of nonsense Jim...

It's what I do best.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep

Yeah! YEAH!

Yeah

Oh yeah.

You "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yep

Yeah! YEAH!

Yeah

Oh yeah.

You

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim! I'm just back from the pub, oh how I had missed others pouring drinks....then handing over the cash for them doing so

! Bit shocked how early it is but heyho

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. It doesn't feel like ¹. Smileyface

I even got all the bar staff a drink, that's my good deed of the year done and dusted

That was very nice of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

I love sending a positive vibe "

I can always rely on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm listening to the song referenced in my status update.

https://g.co/kgs/ZUEj5L"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we all send some positive nocturnal vibes to Suzy.

Iv just sent her a message. X"

Nice one. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Innocentimes, never heard the wheely joke before

You've got to love a wheely good joke.

I'd wheely love a good poke

Sadly, my technical reasons preclude poking for the present time. Tarnation

Patience is the key.

Yes, my Master

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, YorkGuy. Thanks for rogering us. Smileyface

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I never got to speak to

Diamond Joe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it "

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In Northern Ireland a poke is an ice cream.

Oooooo I can have that sort of poke. Dairy free please

I'll have to pop to the shops.

Its OK, I'm patient (see above).

You are a patient.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"In Northern Ireland a poke is an ice cream.

Oooooo I can have that sort of poke. Dairy free please

I'll have to pop to the shops.

Its OK, I'm patient (see above).

You are a patient."

That Jim, I most definitely am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I never got to speak to

Diamond Joe "

That must be disappointing for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately."

I think you could be right. But I also want to see if this film has a happy ending and everyone makes a speedy recovery and if Mr Bronson gets the help and support he needs. But the more I watch the more distressed I am becoming. I think my hair is falling out

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I never got to speak to

Diamond Joe

That must be disappointing for you."

It was

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/08/20 01:45:24]"

Twerp.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with."

I did it. I put my big girl pants on and went. It's still kinda ouchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I never got to speak to

Diamond Joe

That must be disappointing for you.

It was"

You're over it now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with.

I did it. I put my big girl pants on and went. It's still kinda ouchy

Well done.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with.

I did it. I put my big girl pants on and went. It's still kinda ouchy

Well done."

Thank you, Jim. I have to be careful. Laughing, coughing, sneezing and nose blowing are fraught with danger. In fact, a few comments on here tonight have had me wincing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends."

Different to Bronson, presumably

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately.

Oh my goodness I just tried googling to see if it had a happy ending to see if I should jump ship or not and he’s a real person and he’s STILL in prison!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with.

I did it. I put my big girl pants on and went. It's still kinda ouchy

Well done.

Thank you, Jim. I have to be careful. Laughing, coughing, sneezing and nose blowing are fraught with danger. In fact, a few comments on here tonight have had me wincing

I knew you loved Wheely jokes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately.

Oh my goodness I just tried googling to see if it had a happy ending to see if I should jump ship or not and he’s a real person and he’s STILL in prison! "

I know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X"

I like to get busy in the night. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with.

I did it. I put my big girl pants on and went. It's still kinda ouchy

Well done.

Thank you, Jim. I have to be careful. Laughing, coughing, sneezing and nose blowing are fraught with danger. In fact, a few comments on here tonight have had me wincing

I knew you loved Wheely jokes!"

I do, but my vagina kinda goes like this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all you fellow nocturnals. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X

I like to get busy in the night. x"

I really want to say something rude and cheesy but will refrain and be ladylike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need to go for a sit down wee now, but it's too cosy in bed and I don't want to get out

Get it over and done with.

I did it. I put my big girl pants on and went. It's still kinda ouchy

Well done.

Thank you, Jim. I have to be careful. Laughing, coughing, sneezing and nose blowing are fraught with danger. In fact, a few comments on here tonight have had me wincing

I knew you loved Wheely jokes!

I do, but my vagina kinda goes like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all you fellow nocturnals. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kent. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately.

Oh my goodness I just tried googling to see if it had a happy ending to see if I should jump ship or not and he’s a real person and he’s STILL in prison!

I know!"

Because Tom Hardy is playing him, I have very conflicting feelings in if I fancy him or not.

I’m easily influenced and now I’m googling to see if it’s possible to write to him. I’m worried I’m going to become one of those women who marries someone who’s serving their sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X

I like to get busy in the night. x

I really want to say something rude and cheesy but will refrain and be ladylike

Spoilsport. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly."

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all you fellow nocturnals. X"

Hello to a local ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m watching a film called Bronson. It’s very off brand for me and I can’t say I care for it.

I just saw Tom Hardy was in it

That's very, very left field for you. I think you need to watch all of the Bridget Jones films immediately.

Oh my goodness I just tried googling to see if it had a happy ending to see if I should jump ship or not and he’s a real person and he’s STILL in prison!

I know!

Because Tom Hardy is playing him, I have very conflicting feelings in if I fancy him or not.

I’m easily influenced and now I’m googling to see if it’s possible to write to him. I’m worried I’m going to become one of those women who marries someone who’s serving their sentence. "

I used to have a dog called Bronson. But he was named after Charles Bronson.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X

I like to get busy in the night. x

I really want to say something rude and cheesy but will refrain and be ladylike

Spoilsport. x"

Well if I must , I’d like to help you get busy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you go to deepest essex the baneststion studio is there!

Went on a cricket tour and they were opposite the pub we were in!

A couple of funny evenings!

The girls who moderate the messages are the horniest I’ve ever met!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm very concerned that Jamie is going to marry a violent criminal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no he’s just someone he loved them and she said she loved someone else. I feel so bad for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X

I like to get busy in the night. x

I really want to say something rude and cheesy but will refrain and be ladylike

Spoilsport. x

Well if I must , I’d like to help you get busy

Dirty girl!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays."

What a world we live in, eh? Don't forget the tissues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus he got her a ring but she’s just said she’s marrying Brian

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you go to deepest essex the baneststion studio is there!

Went on a cricket tour and they were opposite the pub we were in!

A couple of funny evenings!

The girls who moderate the messages are the horniest I’ve ever met!"

Kent, take me to Essex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jesus he got her a ring but she’s just said she’s marrying Brian "

Flippin' heck.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jesus he got her a ring but she’s just said she’s marrying Brian "
.

This all sounds very exciting Jamie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Extra extra time ? Goodness you’ve been busy ! X

I like to get busy in the night. x

I really want to say something rude and cheesy but will refrain and be ladylike

Spoilsport. x

Well if I must , I’d like to help you get busy

Dirty girl!"

I blame the vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

What a world we live in, eh? Don't forget the tissues

How could I forget, I'm a Charmin man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jesus he got her a ring but she’s just said she’s marrying Brian .

This all sounds very exciting Jamie

I do not fancy Brian’s chances

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you go to deepest essex the baneststion studio is there!

Went on a cricket tour and they were opposite the pub we were in!

A couple of funny evenings!

The girls who moderate the messages are the horniest I’ve ever met!

Kent, take me to Essex."

Ha!! I’ve never met more pent up sexual tension from the moderators. The ones you see on TV went home and were friendly but not interested. The moderators.... some weird stories!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

What a world we live in, eh? Don't forget the tissues

How could I forget, I'm a Charmin man."

That's good, Jim. You don't want sticky fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok, he was arrested for stealing the ring. I think Brian might be the luckiest man alive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no he has a prison guard hostage. This is a rollercoaster

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays."

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jesus he got her a ring but she’s just said she’s marrying Brian .

This all sounds very exciting Jamie

I do not fancy Brian’s chances "

I know how Brian feels.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Please can I just say a massive thank you for this being a safe and reasonably sane place to chat nocturnal nonsense? Some of the shite that's hit our inbox tonight is just

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you go to deepest essex the baneststion studio is there!

Went on a cricket tour and they were opposite the pub we were in!

A couple of funny evenings!

The girls who moderate the messages are the horniest I’ve ever met!

Kent, take me to Essex.

Ha!! I’ve never met more pent up sexual tension from the moderators. The ones you see on TV went home and were friendly but not interested. The moderators.... some weird stories!"

Take me to Essex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

What a world we live in, eh? Don't forget the tissues

How could I forget, I'm a Charmin man.

That's good, Jim. You don't want sticky fingers

I prefer The Beatles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s getting naked and lubing himself up so he can beat up the prison guard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok he’s not beating up the prison guard. He had him help lube him up so he can beat the others

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

What a world we live in, eh? Don't forget the tissues

How could I forget, I'm a Charmin man.

That's good, Jim. You don't want sticky fingers

I prefer The Beatles."

Not this? https://g.co/kgs/Rr5dwU

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh no he has a prison guard hostage. This is a rollercoaster "

Bronson was an inspiration to Ronan Keating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

Oh dear. Would you PM her name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can I just say a massive thank you for this being a safe and reasonably sane place to chat nocturnal nonsense? Some of the shite that's hit our inbox tonight is just

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok he’s not beating up the prison guard. He had him help lube him up so he can beat the others "

I'm glad the helpful prison guard is going to be okay.

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

Oh dear. Would you PM her name?"

of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg he’s made a friend in the art teacher and it’s so wholesome I hope this side of him stays around

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"Omg he’s made a friend in the art teacher and it’s so wholesome I hope this side of him stays around "

Bronson is a good film!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

What a world we live in, eh? Don't forget the tissues

How could I forget, I'm a Charmin man.

That's good, Jim. You don't want sticky fingers

I prefer The Beatles.

Not this? https://g.co/kgs/Rr5dwU"

Oh, I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

Oh dear. Would you PM her name?

of course"

Thank you. Let's see if recognise her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg he’s made a friend in the art teacher and it’s so wholesome I hope this side of him stays around "

Fingers crossed.

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

Oh dear. Would you PM her name?

of course

Thank you. Let's see if recognise her."

I'll go log in to 1 of my other Facebook accounts (admin on group purposes obviously) and see if I can find her lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg he’s made a friend in the art teacher and it’s so wholesome I hope this side of him stays around

Fingers crossed."

I spoke too soon. This friendship went west pretty quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

Oh dear. Would you PM her name?

of course

Thank you. Let's see if recognise her.

I'll go log in to 1 of my other Facebook accounts (admin on group purposes obviously) and see if I can find her lol"

I've got to look her up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg he’s made a friend in the art teacher and it’s so wholesome I hope this side of him stays around

Fingers crossed.

I spoke too soon. This friendship went west pretty quickly "

Oh, Bronson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll tell you who used to scare me, Mr Bronson from Grange Hill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s got the teacher hostage and once again he is naked and lubed up.

I’m not one for back seat prison running, but why allow this man access to his fighting lube. Seems to be the common denominator

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

"I'm watching Babestation, I'm waiting to see how it ends.

Different to Bronson, presumably

There's many happy endings. Just think, there's a someone wanking to the lady I'm on watching on the telly.

I couldn't imagine anyone would be wanking to a lady on the telly, Jim. Could you?!

Anything can happen nowadays.

Someone I know was once on babestation.....she blocked me on Facebook etc for daring to ask if her "glamour modling career" had hit rock bottom......

No love lost but still find it hilarious.....money well spent calling the studio asking her to do stuff she clearly wouldn't do

not sure they had her back after she just death staired the camera for a very long time

Oh dear. Would you PM her name?

of course

Thank you. Let's see if recognise her.

I'll go log in to 1 of my other Facebook accounts (admin on group purposes obviously) and see if I can find her lol

I've got to look her up."

Found her hahahahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"He’s got the teacher hostage and once again he is naked and lubed up.

I’m not one for back seat prison running, but why allow this man access to his fighting lube. Seems to be the common denominator "

It helps him slip through the net

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

164

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s got the teacher hostage and once again he is naked and lubed up.

I’m not one for back seat prison running, but why allow this man access to his fighting lube. Seems to be the common denominator

It helps him slip through the net

Exactly! and they allow, what seems to be, an endless amount of lube.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evil or just misunderstood?

I’ll keep everyone updated if he writes back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He’s got the teacher hostage and once again he is naked and lubed up.

I’m not one for back seat prison running, but why allow this man access to his fighting lube. Seems to be the common denominator "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evil or just misunderstood?

I’ll keep everyone updated if he writes back. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was emotional. I’m not sure how everyone else is feeling.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evil or just misunderstood?

I’ll keep everyone updated if he writes back. "

Ask him which lube he recommends for being long lasting and non sticky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was emotional. I’m not sure how everyone else is feeling. "

After all that talk of lube, I'm feeling dry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smokey.

Have you had a poke?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smokey.

Have you had a poke?"

Well, where shall I star ups I can't!

In the nutshell: a lot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was emotional. I’m not sure how everyone else is feeling.

After all that talk of lube, I'm feeling dry."

I’m too confused to work out what I am. Am I now in love with a violent criminal? Is that my new thing? Last year I went through a red lipstick phase but now I think it’s criminals. I wonder what next year will be

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