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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You need a good wank. 
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin. "
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits  |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits "
My wand has a name, and a face drawn on. What is this real human of which you speak? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits "
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
My wand has a name, and a face drawn on. What is this real human of which you speak?"
Oh that's a great idea I need to pritstick a handsome face on it. You know what one of those humans is you get good sex from it, sometimes. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more."
They do cum in handy from time to time don't they  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more.
They do cum in handy from time to time don't they "
We need dial on demand... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wand is too noisy for nighttime  one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now  but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more.
They do cum in handy from time to time don't they
We need dial on demand... "
I may start a new business venture "Dial a dick" for sophisticated ladies,all dicks have to cum through me first of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more.
They do cum in handy from time to time don't they
We need dial on demand...
I may start a new business venture "Dial a dick" for sophisticated ladies,all dicks have to cum through me first of course."
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too."
So is mine it's a pain isn't it,I hate being attached to neighbours. Damn divorce. |
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"right now...
I think it may be a frustrating night again,frustrating in not getting to sleep. What to do,does having sex help you sleep or keep you wide awake?"
Having sex always makes me sleep like a log |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too."
Have body will travel... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too.
Have body will travel..."
You better get a move on she won't wait all night... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too.
Have body will travel..."
I dunno...Thunder is pretty noisy too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too.
Have body will travel...
I dunno...Thunder is pretty noisy too "
Put your knickers in my mouth, or one of your boobies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too.
Have body will travel...
I dunno...Thunder is pretty noisy too
Put your knickers in my mouth, or one of your boobies "
Deal  See you soon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too.
Have body will travel...
I dunno...Thunder is pretty noisy too
Put your knickers in my mouth, or one of your boobies
Deal See you soon! "
If I could get away with riding my bike as fast as it goes I would be at your door in 2hrs. Can I have a cup of coffee before you smother me? |
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"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more.
They do cum in handy from time to time don't they
We need dial on demand...
I may start a new business venture "Dial a dick" for sophisticated ladies,all dicks have to cum through me first of course."
I was just talking about this with someone yesterday.
I reckon if you added in snuggling in front of the TV as an option in a drop down menu too, you’d be overrun with demand |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You need a good wank.
I did that yesterday I want a real life human right now,I want to be lazy and have someone else do me.
You need a Doxy wand, get some doxytocin.
A wand isn't a real life human now is it,I do have a wand but unless I use it really lightly it's a bit much for my bits
Agreed. It’s such a short term fix that just leaves me needing a man even more.
They do cum in handy from time to time don't they
We need dial on demand...
I may start a new business venture "Dial a dick" for sophisticated ladies,all dicks have to cum through me first of course.
I was just talking about this with someone yesterday.
I reckon if you added in snuggling in front of the TV as an option in a drop down menu too, you’d be overrun with demand "
I'd be stupid not to consider that as an option but it won't be at the top of the list. |
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"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too."
Ooo sexting like a demon sounds fun 
I’m craving the tough of a lady though a passionate kiss and some hard rough fast sex  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"My wand is too noisy for nighttime one of the downsides of living in a flat! I'm making do with sexting like a demon just now but I could do with a body in bed with me tonight too.
Ooo sexting like a demon sounds fun
I’m craving the tough of a lady though a passionate kiss and some hard rough fast sex "
Go out and find it tiger |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"right now...
I think it may be a frustrating night again,frustrating in not getting to sleep. What to do,does having sex help you sleep or keep you wide awake?"
I imagine that this is not an unusual thought round here.... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Falling asleep right after sex doesn’t always go down too well.
Well no everyone knows to at least give it 5 minutes before you do that
Ah! That's where I'm going wrong. "
You gotta have the usual "Oh my that was so amazing you're the best I've ever had" talk first then you can go to sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good fuck is always excellent for sleep
Maybe this is why I have insomnia at the moment  "
That's why they call me Nyquil  ... I'm kidding, I've never been called that and it a a terrible nickname |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good fuck is always excellent for sleep
An average one still has the same effect for me.
Since when do you have average sex!
Not for at least 3 years now "
Nice recovery |
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