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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's going on in your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening gorgeous Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim...Any donuts today??

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Good evening. Hope you're all well.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS over a year ago

Cirencester

Aloha Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface"

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later."

Sleep well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, North. How are you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

Good evening all, I'm not the shy type

Anyone else feed up, I'm sure I've completed Netflix over lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening gorgeous Jim x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&Lbi. I'll post that cheque tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

Hello lovely

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)"

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim...Any donuts today??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.

I've been using my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later."

Na night, dude. See you later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Rocking it

too

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Evening Jim evening all. Currently having a little jd wathcing boyz n the hood

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Rocking it

too"

Currently rocking bunny rabbit PJs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening. Hope you're all well. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. I hope you're well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching the boxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aloha Jim x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Victoria. How are you doing? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)"

Haha. The time will come.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later."

Goodnight PP, don't eat all the Malteasers

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later."

I might be hiding under your bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Haha. The time will come."

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

What have you done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chick. An old friend of mine used to call me chick, I miss her. Anyway, welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface x

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

What have you done?

Bumped her off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, I'm not the shy type

Anyone else feed up, I'm sure I've completed Netflix over lockdown

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Trib. Me neither.

Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™.

I'm watching Power at the moment. Not right at this very moment. You know what I mean. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

What have you done?

Bumped her off. "

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

How was your day?"

I love that too

My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?"

Most importantly: what is for dessert?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim evening all. Currently having a little jd wathcing boyz n the hood

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Led. Cool film choice, respect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in "

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well! "

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching the boxing"

Enjoy the boxing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Haha. The time will come.

Hold on, who's president?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you"

His betrayal hurt me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?"

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

How was your day?

I love that too

My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill "

What a bummer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?

Most importantly: what is for dessert? "

Good question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too. "

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Haha. The time will come.

Hold on, who's president?!"

I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface"

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too. "

It was from a place of love Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind. "

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Are you saying we are boring?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?"

Apparently so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

How was your day?

I love that too

My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill

What a bummer."

Right??

How was your day? Was it magical?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I went before I started this nocturnal nonsense. I hope you had nice wee. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening jimboooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paul. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

It was from a place of love Jamie. "

You eyed up my pudding, and then you eyed up my anklet. You bumped me off so you could take both!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?"

Are you constipated?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?"

I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.

Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies. "

You can have my babies instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too. "

I imagine you are a bit miffed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Haha. The time will come.

Hold on, who's president?!

I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ?

I assumed I was pres. The job's yours, I can't be bothered to do interviews.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Are you saying we are boring?

Ah ha, but now I AM doing something, because now, I am allowed to do this something, with non boring people. Technical issues precluded me from doing this sort of chatty thing for an unspecified reason, for a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Haha. The time will come.

Hold on, who's president?!

I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ?

I assumed I was pres. The job's yours, I can't be bothered to do interviews."

I thought you would buy more into visiting...tour of coffee club members celebrity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Are you saying we are boring?

I think it was ogres. Or goblins

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day. "

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Look after your vaj, and your vaj will look after you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

It was from a place of love Jamie. "

Your balls?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

It was from a place of love Jamie.

You eyed up my pudding, and then you eyed up my anklet. You bumped me off so you could take both! "

Haha. My favourite things. You can't blame me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?

I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.

Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy... "

I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps

please pray for my poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh Jim

Jim autocorrects to Hun on my phone and that is just delightful.

How are all of my darlings this evening?

I love that. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

How was your day?

I love that too

My day was beautiful right up until Magneto shot me in the dining cart before they served pudding. That was sort of a buzzkill

What a bummer.

Right??

How was your day? Was it magical? "

It's magical now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Are you saying we are boring?

I think it was ogres. Or goblins "

Possibly a solitary ogre? Who knows?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation. "

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies. "

Did you not burn down your house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening jimboooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy.

Happy Saturday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Look after your vaj, and your vaj will look after you."

Words of immense wisdom, Jim. My vag appreciates your sentiments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?

I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.

Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...

I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps

please pray for my poo "

Yes it's about pretend bubbles.

Do a tummy massage for constipation. These are some videos on yt. Always clockwise. Hot water bottle?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?

I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.

Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...

I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps

please pray for my poo

Yes it's about pretend bubbles.

Do a tummy massage for constipation. These are some videos on yt. Always clockwise. Hot water bottle?."

I'm too hot for a hot water bottle but it's a good idea. I might try the stomach massage though. Get that poop moving and grooving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

Did you not burn down your house?

It’s scary how similar our minds work. That’s exactly what I suggested but apparently I’m ‘dramatic’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Haha. The time will come.

Hold on, who's president?!

I self proclaimed the job.. hold on.. did you want to hold some interviews ?

I assumed I was pres. The job's yours, I can't be bothered to do interviews.

I thought you would buy more into visiting...tour of coffee club members celebrity

Ayyyy, I can do that.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me"

Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface"

Lacey lacey

You make my heart racey

You're so sweet

I'm sure your vagina would be a delicious treat

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface"

Good eeeeevvvveeeennnnniiiiinnnngggggggg Jim!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?

I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.

Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...

I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps

please pray for my poo "

I'm sure the Eye Spy only works if your opposite number is not of the age of majority AND doesn't know the rules.

E.g.

Me: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "E"

Her: Is it Edward* from my nursery?

Me: Face-palm. And also poop

*Names have been changed for legal reasons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got ya

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Smileyface

Coffee club president needs to show up first sometimes.;-)

Good eeeeeeevening coffee club President, Jim and everyone. Today has, yet again, mainly involved doing nothing, all by myself. I'm becoming an expert

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I did the same, and I have no excuse. Smileyface

At least I'm in outstanding company then, Jim. I had a little scary moment, recovery-wise earlier, so definitely have to stick with doing nothing. It's bloody boring

Look after your vaj, and your vaj will look after you.

Words of immense wisdom, Jim. My vag appreciates your sentiments

I'm here to help.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

Did you not burn down your house?

It’s scary how similar our minds work. That’s exactly what I suggested but apparently I’m ‘dramatic’

You're not! Whoever said you are dramatic are the dramatic ones

Magneto should have murdered them instead of you!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Lacey lacey

You make my heart racey

You're so sweet

I'm sure your vagina would be a delicious treat

I'll package it up like a box of chocolates for you

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good evening! I'm just on the toilet, not pooping

I hope you're all well!

Hi LBC. Hope you are cosy!

I'm struggling tbh

How are you lovely? Good day?

Did you try blowing some bubbles?

not sure if we mean the same sort of struggles;-)or yours is more existentialist kind.

Does blowing bubbles help the poo come out?

I can confirm that playing Eye Spy is a legitimate way to encourage the poo out.

Citation: First post-op poo achieved by me in this manner. Sparring partner was a small child who doesn't really get the rules of Eye Spy...

I have tried Eye Spy and I don't have bubbles but I pretended I did and it still won't work! So I'm back in bed with stomach cramps

please pray for my poo

Yes it's about pretend bubbles.

Do a tummy massage for constipation. These are some videos on yt. Always clockwise. Hot water bottle?.

I'm too hot for a hot water bottle but it's a good idea. I might try the stomach massage though. Get that poop moving and grooving.

Wanna get yourself some laxido!!!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?"

Chicken in a one of her made up sauces, and some kind of rice, but it tasted nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me

Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose. "

It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Lacey lacey

You make my heart racey

You're so sweet

I'm sure your vagina would be a delicious treat

What Lemon said. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Good eeeeevvvveeeennnnniiiiinnnngggggggg Jim!!

That made me smile.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me

Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.

It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages "

Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?

Chicken in a one of her made up sauces, and some kind of rice, but it tasted nice

Nice.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Lacey lacey

You make my heart racey

You're so sweet

I'm sure your vagina would be a delicious treat

What Lemon said. ^"

Feeling the love tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

Did you not burn down your house?

It’s scary how similar our minds work. That’s exactly what I suggested but apparently I’m ‘dramatic’

You're not! Whoever said you are dramatic are the dramatic ones

Magneto should have murdered them instead of you! "

Exactly! I might see if he’s free to bump off the culprit that called me dramatic, then-to add insult to injury, he took the spiders side! Said that I scared it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening gorgeous Jim x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&Lbi. I'll post that cheque tomorrow.

slightly squiffy here x

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Good eeeeevvvveeeennnnniiiiinnnngggggggg Jim!!

That made me smile."

Aww yay! Happy Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Lacey lacey

You make my heart racey

You're so sweet

I'm sure your vagina would be a delicious treat

What Lemon said. ^

Feeling the love tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me

Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.

It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages

Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!

Now I have to throw the whole inbox out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening gorgeous Jim x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D&Lbi. I'll post that cheque tomorrow.

slightly squiffy here x"

I do like the word squiffy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lacey. Smileyface

Good eeeeevvvveeeennnnniiiiinnnngggggggg Jim!!

That made me smile.

Aww yay! Happy Jim! "

Yeah!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me

Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.

It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages

Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!

Now I have to throw the whole inbox out "

Yeah you'll never get rid of the smell.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my darlings and Magneto*

Didn’t see him slither in

He's deeply hurt me tonight by killing you

His betrayal hurt me too.

No spiders in your fanny anyway lovely, so at least you can die peacefully.

There was a spider in my bed the other day and I just KNEW it was trying to make me have its spider babies.

You can have my babies instead

This is exactly the type of content that brings me back time and time again.

Exceptional input, Lacey. Truly the beat offer I’ve had all day.

Careful, you'll be swimming in offers of impregnation.

I already have. As soon as I posted that. I forgot I took my filters off for the PM game and that’s on me

Inbox plastered in baby batter? I'll get the hose.

It might need chiselling off in parts. I don’t often check all my messages

Eeeeee don't leave it to go crispy!

Now I have to throw the whole inbox out

Yeah you'll never get rid of the smell. "

Or the flies

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Knock knock "

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock "

Who’s there?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Knock knock "

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there? "

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!"

Hot damn!! Should've seen that coming

;-)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ive got LuLu here (she lives on the floor below me), and she's cookinma tea this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. What is LuLu cooking in your kitchen?

Chicken in a one of her made up sauces, and some kind of rice, but it tasted nice

Nice."

Nice - The Fast Show

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWJpHt1Xws

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!"

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should."

Get your bell out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smartin. Smileyface

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out! "

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By *martin1001Man over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Mine makes a rather limp farty noise - do I need new batteries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

It's good to see you posting again blue eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes."

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out! "

Please wait a moment.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!"

The knockers and bellends man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine makes a rather limp farty noise - do I need new batteries?"

Are you sure that's not your anus making those noises? It's easy to confuse the two!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

It's good to see you posting again blue eyes! "

And you orange margarine milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

Please wait a moment."

You've got your bell out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

It's good to see you posting again blue eyes!

And you orange margarine milk

I've never been called that before but it makes me feel special

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me "

Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes from the bottom of my pink bell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me

Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC? "

I would prefer leggings and a baggy jumper or a loose fitting dress. I ate far too much dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine makes a rather limp farty noise - do I need new batteries?"

Treat your self to a new doobrey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Billy. You can probably see my willy.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

It's good to see you posting again blue eyes!

And you orange margarine milk

I've never been called that before but it makes me feel special "

Nawwww

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes from the bottom of my pink bell.

Pink you say

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should."

Maybe you have ordered an Anita Ward repair lady

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_68RwJyzkA

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me "

I think they have a nice bubble bath.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me

Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC?

I would prefer leggings and a baggy jumper or a loose fitting dress. I ate far too much dinner

Presume body-con is out of the question too then?! You and me both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evenin' lovers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

The knockers and bellends man! "

I miss the days when he was regular sight on the street. As well as the shag and bone man. I blame Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

Please wait a moment.

You've got your bell out!!!

You asked, it's yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

Please wait a moment.

You've got your bell out!!!

You asked, it's yours."

Ding dong

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes from the bottom of my pink bell.

Pink you say

I thought you'd like that.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes from the bottom of my pink bell.

Pink you say

I thought you'd like that."

I like ALL of you baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me

I think they have a nice bubble bath."

That’s the type of ninjaing I could do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Maybe you have ordered an Anita Ward repair lady

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_68RwJyzkA"

Blimey, maybe I did. There's so many places to order from these days. Isn't Anita Ward a private hospital franchise? I get confused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Evenin' lovers "

Goooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Indigo. For a second I thought you said losers. Smileyface

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Billy. You can probably see my willy."
well now we know where your "fab" name comes from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me

Jamie, would you like to wear red PVC?

I would prefer leggings and a baggy jumper or a loose fitting dress. I ate far too much dinner

Presume body-con is out of the question too then?! You and me both

It’s a no on the body-con. A dressing gown is about as restrictive as I can manage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Get your bell out!

Please wait a moment.

You've got your bell out!!!

You asked, it's yours.

Ding dong

My bell is working fine now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

My balls look a bit dark too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BlueEyes from the bottom of my pink bell.

Pink you say

I thought you'd like that.

I like ALL of you baby

Oh, Blue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

It might need resuscitating

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

My balls look a bit dark too."

Try one of the stretchy ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

My balls look a bit dark too."

It must be the other side of the moon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

It might need resuscitating

Are you offering, Rose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off to bed so I'll probably see you later.

I might be hiding under your bed

Watch out for the springs ace!

I'm wearing a Ninja suit, so I should be fine unil I can't breathe anymore

Ace, why is your ninja suit made from red PVC?

Ninjas can't wear baggy clothes.

What if they’re bloated?

Asking for me

I think they have a nice bubble bath.

That’s the type of ninjaing I could do

Your training is complete. You'll have to wait a bit longer than expected for your BTEC wicked ninja skills results. Top the bath up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Satire. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, you might want to loosen your cock ring. You've gone purple

It might need resuscitating

Are you offering, Rose

My mouth is sealed. Pun intended

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Knock knock

Who's there?

THE DOORBELL REPAIRMAN!!!

I've been waiting for him. My bell doesn't ring the way it should.

Maybe you have ordered an Anita Ward repair lady

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_68RwJyzkA

Blimey, maybe I did. There's so many places to order from these days. Isn't Anita Ward a private hospital franchise? I get confused."

*mops your brow before I plug your headphones in.....

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