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Ooooh! Bum. Didn't post. Castleford

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was in Castleford last week. And this Chav lass walked up t me. Unlit cig in her gob. And said, Have ya got a light cock? A said, Well, it floats in bath. Worth it erect Jim.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"I was in Castleford last week. And this Chav lass walked up t me. Unlit cig in her gob. And said, Have ya got a light cock? A said, Well, it floats in bath. Worth it erect Jim."

Think I know her, used to wear a watch on mine, always asking "have you got the time on you cock"

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"used to wear a watch on mine, always asking "have you got the time on you cock" "

Are you Big Ben ?

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