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"My horn is bigger than King Kong " Mines bigger than yours I’m sure | |||
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"non existent but hoping it will return before I'm dead n buried." Ah I'm sure will come back at some point | |||
"Mine is like the Eiffel Tower because I know I'm going to take her up the Champ-Elysees on Monday " That made me laugh! Have a great weekend you two x | |||
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"My horn has been going on for weeks. As wet as an otters pocket lately... " Otters pocket always makes me laugh | |||
"No horn is tempered by reality, it's an evening in where the highlights are cheese and onion crisps and the champions league." Mine is a sauce sandwich and meditation | |||
"Mine is like the Eiffel Tower because I know I'm going to take her up the Champ-Elysees on Monday " Lucky you! | |||
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"My horn through the roof always is coming to end of lady week " Hear you on that one | |||
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"I’m hornier than a unicorns forehead. " That made me laugh | |||
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"Moderate to low. I’ve switched off." Mine was on a low simmer but is now boiling over | |||
"Moderate to low. I’ve switched off. Mine was on a low simmer but is now boiling over" I need some inspiration | |||
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"No horn is tempered by reality, it's an evening in where the highlights are cheese and onion crisps and the champions league." Salt and vinegar for me please | |||
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"That bad I could power a city for a week" Love it | |||
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"Mahoosive! When I’m hungover I’m insatiable " Hangover horn is a thing | |||
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"So horny I broke my mains powered wand mid orgasm! " Hate it when that happens! | |||
"So horny I broke my mains powered wand mid orgasm! Hate it when that happens! " Always in the worst moment too. | |||
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"My horn is bigger than King Kong " Probably two of those or sometimes I feel like my virginity is going back | |||
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