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By *emini Man OP Man
over a year ago
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I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick" 
So what ideas have you got for the Dragons? |
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A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection. |
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"A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection. "
A little different to cling film  |
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"A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection. "
I've got £3.50 in change in the car. Can I have 2% of the business x  |
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By *emini Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"A flexible clear screen that is antiviral, that would reansmit touch and flex to the shape of the body that touches it, allowing the illusion of being with someone for physical intimacy, whilst preventing infection.
A little different to cling film "
I think Deborah Meaden would approve
Although RR appears to have made a very attractive offer |
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By *emini Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Will it have a counterweight for those that favour the left or right  "
I shall have to put that to my product development team but I like the idea of left handed or right handed Selfie Dicks |
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"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"
So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?"
GM that did make me laugh |
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"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"
So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?"
They'd be too busy wanking with it to take a pic.
Please disguise it as a Lynx can.  |
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By *emini Man OP Man
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"
So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?
They'd be too busy wanking with it to take a pic.
Please disguise it as a Lynx can. "
Ooh product development tips are always welcome...actually if you linked the shutter button to the strokes you could use it for stop animation films |
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"I had an idea the other day that I think would work on a Fab Dragon's Den - it's an attachment for men to slip onto their cock to help them take pics for their profile - you attach your phone to it and hey presto instant tripod...I'm marketing it as the "Selfie Dick"
So what ideas have you got for the Dragons?
They'd be too busy wanking with it to take a pic.
Please disguise it as a Lynx can.
Ooh product development tips are always welcome...actually if you linked the shutter button to the strokes you could use it for stop animation films "
That's really tickled me! The possibilities are endless. I'm off for a lie down to think about it  |
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Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis |
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By *emini Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis "
Sounds like you and _ophieslut need to get your heads together - I'll offer £4.69 for 20% of the combined business |
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By *emini Man OP Man
over a year ago
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"Silicon glove so you can wank and then take the roast spuds out of the oven without burning your fingers.
Calling it the Oven Glove of Love 
An I the only one with any ideas around here?!?"
Does it require the cooking oil for the spuds to provide lubrication for its other purpose? Given its dual use |
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Mine is based on the old seaside photograph board that you stuck your head through.
I call it
THE HIDE-YASHITE
It's a projected backdrop , that gives you a different ,sumptuous , hygienic boudoir every day of the year.
The de-luxe models allow you to choose your own body and face too.
No one need worry about knock back because of kids toys , dressing gowns, toilet seats and the partner! in the background.
Get HIDE-YASHITE at all good retailers while stocks last. |
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"Silicon glove so you can wank and then take the roast spuds out of the oven without burning your fingers.
Calling it the Oven Glove of Love
An I the only one with any ideas around here?!?
Does it require the cooking oil for the spuds to provide lubrication for its other purpose? Given its dual use "
Yes, extra virgin goose fat |
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By *emini Man OP Man
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"Mine is based on the old seaside photograph board that you stuck your head through.
I call it
THE HIDE-YASHITE
It's a projected backdrop , that gives you a different ,sumptuous , hygienic boudoir every day of the year.
The de-luxe models allow you to choose your own body and face too.
No one need worry about knock back because of kids toys , dressing gowns, toilet seats and the partner! in the background.
Get HIDE-YASHITE at all good retailers while stocks last. "
Oh GC a sure fire winner and sounds like one Duncan Bannatyne would go for - can hear him on the adverts saying it too |
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"Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis
Sounds like you and _ophieslut need to get your heads together - I'll offer £4.69 for 20% of the combined business "
Oh my offer was well better than this x |
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By *emini Man OP Man
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"Make and female hazmat type suits made out of a revolutionary material that allow you to feel the other persons naked body through them as if it were real and enable sex to safely take place during the current crisis
Sounds like you and _ophieslut need to get your heads together - I'll offer £4.69 for 20% of the combined business
Oh my offer was well better than this x "
Sounds like you have a deal |
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An organic proprietary mix of natural goodies that will give you lasting memories of your fully satisfying wwt dreams that come in the night, or when taking a much needed nap. Perfect for lockdown sex restricted times. Special blends for how depraves you want your dreams to be. Just don't snooze on the way home from work.
Can be combined with my love film, the clear flexible material separating you from others - see earlier post for that product. Bed down with others after taking your wet dreams tea, in 1 of our love hotel shared rooms. |
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