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"Morning Me!
Morning Swingle, Cute, Lady and All...
Tis the longest day of the year...
Make the most of it folks... "
being awake at 5am its deffo going to feel like it too come this evening. ive loads to do today so fingers crossed time will fly by |
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" being awake at 5am its deffo going to feel like it too come this evening. ive loads to do today so fingers crossed time will fly by "
My neighbours have just brought home 7 pounds of joy which naturally has a total lack of care at one end... and control at the other... 
Little bas...tion of society kicks off at 5 every morning... Even the birds are grumpy coz he wakes them up...
Ever heard a woodpigeon sing "Do doo doo do Grrrrr...." ?
I need paternity leave...  |
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" being awake at 5am its deffo going to feel like it too come this evening. ive loads to do today so fingers crossed time will fly by
My neighbours have just brought home 7 pounds of joy which naturally has a total lack of care at one end... and control at the other...
Little bas...tion of society kicks off at 5 every morning... Even the birds are grumpy coz he wakes them up...
Ever heard a woodpigeon sing "Do doo doo do Grrrrr...." ?
I need paternity leave... "
look on the brightside you won't over sleep for a while |
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When did screaming and shitty nappies become lush.....hell more like..... 
Euro tell em to take thier bundle of joy/hell back...if they still got the receipt they are fine |
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"When did screaming and shitty nappies become lush.....hell more like.....
Euro tell em to take thier bundle of joy/hell back...if they still got the receipt they are fine "
gotta take the bad with the good.. cuddles, little cheeky smiles, smell of talcum powder and johnsons shampoo. Nappy changes never bothered me. the crying was distressfull but just made me give more hugs.n kisses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When did screaming and shitty nappies become lush.....hell more like.....
Euro tell em to take thier bundle of joy/hell back...if they still got the receipt they are fine
gotta take the bad with the good.. cuddles, little cheeky smiles, smell of talcum powder and johnsons shampoo. Nappy changes never bothered me. the crying was distressfull but just made me give more hugs.n kisses"
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" gotta take the bad with the good.. cuddles, little cheeky smiles, smell of talcum powder and johnsons shampoo. Nappy changes never bothered me. the crying was distressfull but just made me give more hugs.n kisses"
Waaaaaaaaah !!
*Do I get hugs n kisses now..?*  |
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"Id still demand a refund "
lol i used to.joke that if amber came out as an ugly baby id send her back.. luckily she was adorable.
You do get some.misfortunate looking babies though.. |
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"No ya get ya ass slapped n covered in sudocream  "
sudacream was amazing when she was a baby baby but she got hold of it and smeared it into her hair, my sofas, carpet. .... little devil
even now she is drawn to the stuff like a moth to a flame |
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I always say my bugger looked like popeye when she was born.....but i was high as a kite so ......shes.gawjus tho....a real head turner no idea where she gets it from....funny how they look tho when they are newly born....bless....and i add the drugs were legal and al given by hozzy...just incase i got pounced on by the drug police |
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"When did screaming and shitty nappies become lush.....hell more like.....
Euro tell em to take thier bundle of joy/hell back...if they still got the receipt they are fine
gotta take the bad with the good.. cuddles, little cheeky smiles, smell of talcum powder and johnsons shampoo. Nappy changes never bothered me. the crying was distressfull but just made me give more hugs.n kisses"
it made me pull my hair out!!!  |
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Morning all! Just woke up to blazing sunshine!! (cute? Have you been singing again?? )
Feeling delicate as partook in one or two alcofrolic beverages last night watching the footy - but still in the same good mood as yesterday - so hangover do your worst - I dare you!!!! |
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Morning all, Happy Birthday to the special ones with birthdays, good luck Cin at the hospital, and the person going to the carbon thingy have fun, and he who said no misbehavin - get back to bed and get out the right side lol - hope u all have a good one, over and out from a very sunny Brighton |
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By (user no longer on site)
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morning all, sunny blackpool again today, happy birthday to funfreindlyfem, summer is the best time to have a birthday I find, enjoy it and everyone else have a great one.
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