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I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy   |
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"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x"
Just to digress, can I stick my face between your butt cheeks please? |
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Since your a tad grumpy, I'll tell you a story.
A Scottish man, English man and Irish man walk into a bar, and approaching the bar, the bar man looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?". |
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"Since your a tad grumpy, I'll tell you a story.
A Scottish man, English man and Irish man walk into a bar, and approaching the bar, the bar man looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?". "
I raised a slight smile |
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"What's up buddy, I'm here for a big man cuddle if ya want X
Do you have nice moobs?? "
I'm still quite toned for my age I'm afraid, but I'm working on moobs |
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"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x
I knew I could count on you to cheer me up , fankyou xx"
Anytime..keep your pecker up my lovely xx |
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"oh Grumpy this isn't good. I hope you get lots of booby hugs. My girls are poised and ready for action. Hope your day gets much better x
I knew I could count on you to cheer me up , fankyou xx
Anytime..keep your pecker up my lovely xx"
Hes retired nowadays |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy "
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS"
Are you who I think you are lol |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS
Are you who I think you are lol "
Great minds .... |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS
Are you who I think you are lol
Great minds .... "
We need an answer |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS
Are you who I think you are lol "
No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate |
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though 
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now "
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy "
Oh my this doesn't sound good at all. Hope you get many booby hugs today. I'd send mine but I'm too far away and being a tight Scottish bird I not paying the postage on that!! |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS
Are you who I think you are lol
No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate "
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit "
That's quite disturbing |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
Oh my this doesn't sound good at all. Hope you get many booby hugs today. I'd send mine but I'm too far away and being a tight Scottish bird I not paying the postage on that!! "
I'm sulking now |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS
Are you who I think you are lol
No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate
Hmmm "
Stay safe
Sending positive vibes |
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"Since your a tad grumpy, I'll tell you a story.
A Scottish man, English man and Irish man walk into a bar, and approaching the bar, the bar man looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?". "
Oh dear!
That's up there with, what's brown and sticky? |
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit
That's quite disturbing "
I know |
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"I feel like a bag of shite today , and as you all know, being male means I may be dead by tonight .
So in sympathy, I would be grateful for boobie hugs as it may be my last lot ever .
Thankyou , yours sincerely, the soon to be dead Grumpy
I've rang the local hospital and they're going to clear out the entire ICU ward for you. The seriousness of man flu is not lost on the NHS
Are you who I think you are lol
No. You are delirious. You need to hydrate
Hmmm
Stay safe
Sending positive vibes "
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit
That's quite disturbing
I know "
I like you |
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit
That's quite disturbing
I know
I like you "
I like you to  |
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"With the name Grumpy, I still take the green emojis to mean you are actually in fairly good spirits lol hope you feel better dude
I have to be positive mate "
Agreed and good to see |
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit
That's quite disturbing
I know
I like you
I like you to "
Devious Minds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit
That's quite disturbing
I know
I like you
I like you to
Devious Minds "
Devious minds ,wicked combo |
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"I'm afraid my boobs would suffercate you,so you really would be dead
It's a happier way to go though
True you would die happy
Then I'm getting my funeral arranged now
I will sit at the back ,quietly mourning your passing,while giggling behind my hankie knowing that I was the culprit
That's quite disturbing
I know
I like you
I like you to
Devious Minds
Devious minds ,wicked combo "
Sure is |
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"Awww bless you, do you want to snuggle up to the left one or the right  
In the middle please
Jump in then and can you bring a pound of tomato sausage with you, thank you please "
I have Beef & Tomato Sausages only |
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Agreed . Do you have Ketchup though "
I don't have ketchup as it's morally wrong. I can supply brown sauce and coffee. I may throw in a squirt of the chef's sauce. These are desperate times afterall
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"Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x
Feeling a tad better today thankyou xx.
I know you were all beside yourselves with worry "
Well when you said your winkle had fallen off I was a bit concerned |
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"Hope u feeling betterer soon Mr Mc N x
Feeling a tad better today thankyou xx.
I know you were all beside yourselves with worry
Well when you said your winkle had fallen off I was a bit concerned "
I've surgically reattached it and it's ready to go xx |
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I'll happily help out with the hugfest xx 