(Or east London)
So, you had a couple of beers you need to dispose, you switch on the light in the bathroom and find your toilet seat is occupied by a large spider. As a proper man, you grab a towel to swipe the spider away, lift the seat and perform your business as nature intended - standing - while being watched by the spider. Then you close your zipper and chase the spider across the bathroom with the towel in your hand. After proper disintegration of the crawly enemy you take some toilet paper, sweep up the legs and other pieces and drop them into the toilet bowl. After a flush and a wash you return back to perving and your beer. Everything is fine but you are going to be concerned tonight about the web in the corner ... |
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