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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one walking around with their nose in their phone?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm in male mode, in B&Q, Farnborough!

Can you guess who I am?

I dare you to say hello

Are you the human towel rail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg are you in aisle 32

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Actually will be going in in 15 mins

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Actually will be going in in 15 mins "

I used to work nextdoor to there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you the one with the wonky trolley

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually will be going in in 15 mins

I used to work nextdoor to there."

Omg

Clive?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Actually will be going in in 15 mins

I used to work nextdoor to there.

Omg

Clive?"

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm totally not waiting outside B&Q Farnborough to jump n you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OK here goes ... i need a plunger. There's a bit of a blockage I need to clear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm totally not waiting outside B&Q Farnborough to jump n you

I could tell.

I will give more notice next time!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Bing bong... clean up in aisle seven...two blokes with plungers pretending to be daleks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg are you in aisle 32

Yes!!

If that was you, you look nothing like your profile photo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg are you in aisle 32

Yes!!

If that was you, you look nothing like your profile photo!"

I went in without my lippie... I'm Dave in the daytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Omg are you in aisle 32

Yes!!

If that was you, you look nothing like your profile photo!

I went in without my lippie... I'm Dave in the daytime

You rock that orange apron, Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shout Dave and I'll turn around and wink at you

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bing bong... clean up in aisle seven...two blokes with plungers pretending to be daleks"

Bing bong ..I think they're pretending to be daleks

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"OK here goes ... i need a plunger. There's a bit of a blockage I need to clear!"

Did you use Mr Muscle?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm totally not waiting outside B&Q Farnborough to jump n you

I could tell.

I will give more notice next time!"

Please do. I'm on my way but the bus is late

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shout Dave and I'll turn around and wink at you

In Farnborough everyone is Dave. Or Steve

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Shout Dave and I'll turn around and wink at you

In Farnborough everyone is Dave. Or Steve "

Or clive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shout Dave and I'll turn around and wink at you

In Farnborough everyone is Dave. Or Steve "

I'm definitely not Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shout Dave and I'll turn around and wink at you

In Farnborough everyone is Dave. Or Steve

Or clive"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well been in and out.

Plunger not working .... i guess it will be A&E next.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well been in and out.

Plunger not working .... i guess it will be A&E next."

I'll go home then.... Bus still isn't here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well been in and out.

Plunger not working .... i guess it will be A&E next.

I'll go home then.... Bus still isn't here

Bloody public transport.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They had a nice range of dildo attachments for my hammer drill so the journey wasn't entirely wasted!

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