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I've no idea what side of bed I got out of today but all I want to do currently is take the piss out of anyone and everyone so apologies in advance if you feel my wrath today.
Its not personal (mostly) 
What mood are you in and do you need to let others know just in case? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lethargic, sleepy, a bit meh, not suffering fools and distracting myself where possible with boobs.
Think that just about covers it for the next half hour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mischievous and a bit sarcastic 
That puts you in a catch 22 situation though as you really should be being nice and sickly if you want to score with the ladies
You should rename yourself hahaha"
I'm forever in that situation, and I can be nice and sickly whilst being mischievous and sarcastic |
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"Lethargic, sleepy, a bit meh, not suffering fools and distracting myself where possible with boobs.
Think that just about covers it for the next half hour. "
You have three boobs to play with so you should be more than able to keep yourself occupied for at least 40 minutes  |
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"Woke up exhausted, tearful....hormonal in other words.
Feelings bit better now. "
Let me help you out so you don't have to use so many words as that shits exhausting...
Hormotional 
You're welcome, payment is fabs to 5 of my beautiful pictures |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lethargic, sleepy, a bit meh, not suffering fools and distracting myself where possible with boobs.
Think that just about covers it for the next half hour.
You have three boobs to play with so you should be more than able to keep yourself occupied for at least 40 minutes "
I don't want to play with mine, I want them attached to someone else so I can get cuddles too. |
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"Filthy.
Jo.Xx
Ravenous! My sexy wife’s filth drives me wild!
D.
Go get a shower you filthy pair and take pictures like that other one I like so much "
 don’t send her in the shower! It only enhances the filth!!
D. |
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"Filthy.
Jo.Xx
Ravenous! My sexy wife’s filth drives me wild!
D.
Go get a shower you filthy pair and take pictures like that other one I like so much
don’t send her in the shower! It only enhances the filth!!
D."
Don't you tell me what to do or you'll go over my knee young man and then be chained up in the corner while I go for that shower with Jo while you watch |
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"Filthy.
Jo.Xx
I've seen you in the flesh, you looked impeccably clean to me
Oh shush 
Our conversation was filthy if I remember correctly!
Plus you don't know what I was thinking! 
Jo.Xx "
Nor do you me, especially watching your arse walking in front of me |
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"Filthy.
Jo.Xx
Ravenous! My sexy wife’s filth drives me wild!
D.
Go get a shower you filthy pair and take pictures like that other one I like so much
don’t send her in the shower! It only enhances the filth!!
D.
Don't you tell me what to do or you'll go over my knee young man and then be chained up in the corner while I go for that shower with Jo while you watch "
D. |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
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"In a funky Friday mood. Counting the hours to clock off time.
Do some work and stop counting you silly sod....time passes quicker that way.
Its all physics you know  "
Yeah.. but I'm on lunch now.. and perving.. that makes it go quicker. |
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"In a funky Friday mood. Counting the hours to clock off time.
Do some work and stop counting you silly sod....time passes quicker that way.
Its all physics you know
Yeah.. but I'm on lunch now.. and perving.. that makes it go quicker. "
Ahhhh, thats all chemistry and biology at work |
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"Adventurous mood, and I want to be away from any routine activities. "
Sex is all routines....touch this, nibble that, lick the other and then a continuous backwards and forwards motion until completion.
Yeah routines are bad so stay well away from those |
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"I'm fairly chipper today. But you can knock a few out of me if you want to Sophie. I won't take it personally "
That took me a few reads to be sure you weren't asking me to knock a few out OVER you 
That shit would have been personal and I'd have either ran away screaming or attacked you with vent and razor blades.
Oh and go polish your shoes!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm fairly chipper today. But you can knock a few out of me if you want to Sophie. I won't take it personally
That took me a few reads to be sure you weren't asking me to knock a few out OVER you
That shit would have been personal and I'd have either ran away screaming or attacked you with vent and razor blades.
Oh and go polish your shoes!!! "
I never polish my shoes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Adventurous mood, and I want to be away from any routine activities.
Sex is all routines....touch this, nibble that, lick the other and then a continuous backwards and forwards motion until completion.
Yeah routines are bad so stay well away from those "
No it’s a routine for those who considers it as routine maybe for me it’s not a routine |
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"I'm fairly chipper today. But you can knock a few out of me if you want to Sophie. I won't take it personally
That took me a few reads to be sure you weren't asking me to knock a few out OVER you
That shit would have been personal and I'd have either ran away screaming or attacked you with vent and razor blades.
Oh and go polish your shoes!!!
I never polish my shoes! "
Pah, a failure to prepare is to prepare to fail......quitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm fairly chipper today. But you can knock a few out of me if you want to Sophie. I won't take it personally
That took me a few reads to be sure you weren't asking me to knock a few out OVER you
That shit would have been personal and I'd have either ran away screaming or attacked you with vent and razor blades.
Oh and go polish your shoes!!!
I never polish my shoes!
Pah, a failure to prepare is to prepare to fail......quitter "
I'm always prepared in my unclean shoes |
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"I'm fairly chipper today. But you can knock a few out of me if you want to Sophie. I won't take it personally
That took me a few reads to be sure you weren't asking me to knock a few out OVER you
That shit would have been personal and I'd have either ran away screaming or attacked you with vent and razor blades.
Oh and go polish your shoes!!!
I never polish my shoes!
Pah, a failure to prepare is to prepare to fail......quitter
I'm always prepared in my unclean shoes "
Bad preparation will always result in a bad outcome....remember this.
Men have failed to get a wet willy for less |
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"Cranky.... We have officially named today cranky Friday. Xx"
Its not official until you've made and filled a 100 forumites petition and submitted it to my inbox and had it accepted.
And besides, you have boobs and toys so you've no right to be cranky......
Motion for Cranky Friday denied |
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