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Forumites to the Bat Cave I think I might cause Fab to explode
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've crossed my messages.
I've told the wrong person they are turning me on when they are really not (honest) 
Is this dangerous? Will Fab explode? Am I now in a situation I can't get out of?
Help me Forumites you're my only hope... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%"
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just point them to this thread... problem solved 
They know. I let them down gently before exposing it to the world  "
You can send it to the true intended recipient now.
×cleans out inbox in anticipation × |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You might just have to kill the accidental recipient.
I'm not done with living
Sorry ... the only option as I see it."
I'll have to start my zombie apocalypse plan sooner than I thought  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him? "
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position... "
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm... "
You'll need to at least buy me a drink first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just point them to this thread... problem solved
They know. I let them down gently before exposing it to the world
You can send it to the true intended recipient now.
×cleans out inbox in anticipation ×"
Your time will come when I may deign to bestow one of my special messages on you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...
You'll need to at least buy me a drink first "
I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...
You'll need to at least buy me a drink first
I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too? "
Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think your gonna have to suck it up buttercup and fuck them.
We all know a reply is a guaranteed shag (I believe its in the T&c's)
So telling them that pretty means anal play |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...
You'll need to at least buy me a drink first
I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?
Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think "
I'll put the flowers on your grave...
I'll PM you (at least it might be you otherwise I'm just sending a death threat) for the date you wish to be ploughed and meet your demise.
Of course it will be the best and worst day of your life... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think your gonna have to suck it up buttercup and fuck them.
We all know a reply is a guaranteed shag (I believe its in the T&c's)
So telling them that pretty means anal play "
Can you repeat that to all the people I've messaged and had replies off. I'll send you the list, no need to reply though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...
You'll need to at least buy me a drink first
I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?
Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think
I'll put the flowers on your grave...
I'll PM you (at least it might be you otherwise I'm just sending a death threat) for the date you wish to be ploughed and meet your demise.
Of course it will be the best and worst day of your life... "
Awh, that is very thoughtful of you..
You might have to come up with a few dates, I might be washing my hair or something or other.
Oooh, you know how to get someone going, the whole emotional roller-coaster works a charm... So I've heard. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Ask Catch23 if he wants me to do him doggy before I kill him?
Can you kill me first? When rigor mortis kicks in, you might get lucky and I end up in position...
No before I kill you. I prefer my flesh warm...
You'll need to at least buy me a drink first
I suppose you'll want dinner and movie as well? Do you want me to bring you flowers too?
Oh hell no, just plough me with booze before you plough me from behind and murder me, not too much to ask I don't think
I'll put the flowers on your grave...
I'll PM you (at least it might be you otherwise I'm just sending a death threat) for the date you wish to be ploughed and meet your demise.
Of course it will be the best and worst day of your life...
Awh, that is very thoughtful of you..
You might have to come up with a few dates, I might be washing my hair or something or other.
Oooh, you know how to get someone going, the whole emotional roller-coaster works a charm... So I've heard. "
Oh yes - you'll be in love with me before you meet the end... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meet them, start doing them doggy them explain this to them.
Will be the best sex of your life 100%
Unless you call them their sisters name...  "
I could always call him by my sister's name. Don't know if he'll dress up though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha
I did this to someone who sent me pics, but I was too much of a coward to own up "
Anything to bring a laugh and a smile to the forum. Nothing is off limits with me when it comes to thread posting - it is my art... |
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"I've crossed my messages.
I've told the wrong person they are turning me on when they are really not (honest)
Is this dangerous? Will Fab explode? Am I now in a situation I can't get out of?
Help me Forumites you're my only hope..."
Too late now .. you're just going to man up and play up lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've crossed my messages.
I've told the wrong person they are turning me on when they are really not (honest)
Is this dangerous? Will Fab explode? Am I now in a situation I can't get out of?
Help me Forumites you're my only hope...
Too late now .. you're just going to man up and play up lol "
I'm not sure now what I'm supposed to be doing to who... |
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