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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale 
Why don't I come round so we can chat about it? "
Jennie. I’d love you to come round! We’d have a blast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Why don't I come round so we can chat about it?
Jennie. I’d love you to come round! We’d have a blast!"
Anything to keep Trev safe.
All heart me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
All I can say is I wish I was trev and that I was next door   "
I don’t think you would wish you was Trev. Bless him |
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
All I can say is I wish I was trev and that I was next door
I don’t think you would wish you was Trev. Bless him "
Ok....I’ll just take the being next door option |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?  "
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions "
You naughty girl. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
You naughty girl. "
Ssssshhhhhh.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Why don't I come round so we can chat about it?
Jennie. I’d love you to come round! We’d have a blast!
Anything to keep Trev safe.
All heart me "
You’re just too kind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale 
Is that you Trev? "
*removes latex mask*
Nora, you thought you were just on the Fab Forums but today Nora.... This is Your Horn!
Hi, I'm Trev |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Is that you Trev?
Trev could any bloke on here. "
Not unless he’s lying about his age. Think he’s out of the fab age range! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions "
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now"
 . I’m getting to that stage! |
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions "
Perhaps you are being too subtle? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now
. I’m getting to that stage!"
So much easier. Handy tip.... Sunglasses are your friend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now
. I’m getting to that stage!
So much easier. Handy tip.... Sunglasses are your friend. "
Sunglasses and a mask. It’s great! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now
. I’m getting to that stage!
So much easier. Handy tip.... Sunglasses are your friend.
Sunglasses and a mask. It’s great!"
The mask hides the drool.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now
. I’m getting to that stage!
So much easier. Handy tip.... Sunglasses are your friend.
Sunglasses and a mask. It’s great!
The mask hides the drool.... "
It’s a win win coz when it’s wet your glasses don’t steam up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now
. I’m getting to that stage!
So much easier. Handy tip.... Sunglasses are your friend.
Sunglasses and a mask. It’s great!
The mask hides the drool....
It’s a win win coz when it’s wet your glasses don’t steam up!"
The mask I mean |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
You’re seeing past that string vest and knotted handkerchief now aren’t you?
I’m doing that thing in tescos again where I surreptitiously look at men’s nether regions
I stopped surreptitious. I just stare now
. I’m getting to that stage!
So much easier. Handy tip.... Sunglasses are your friend.
Sunglasses and a mask. It’s great!
The mask hides the drool....
It’s a win win coz when it’s wet your glasses don’t steam up!"
You know it baby! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve called Trev and he says pop round in an hour he’s just watching the Emmerdale omnibus right now. "
Blimey is emmerdale still going?!
Your status made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale "
Move here and then you can think about young Graham over the road from me. He's a Police Officer and a little bit phwoaaarrrr. I've been having naughty thoughts lateley about him. You could then leave Old Trev to smoke his pipe and read his paper in peace you naughty woman you. |
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale "
I feel for you I am the same today both my heads feel like they are going to explode I’m not sure what has me the way today
- you filthy lot here
- few stressful weeks at work
- lack of sex
- to much to little wanking
- the weather
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor Trev. Or perhaps lucky Trev?
Poor whoever I meet next!
I'm happy to take one for the team.
Is that wise?
Hey. A sacrifice I'm willing to take. "
Brave man. You'll be mentioned in despatches ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness. "
I need real man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poor Trev. Or perhaps lucky Trev?
Poor whoever I meet next!
I'm happy to take one for the team.
Is that wise?
Hey. A sacrifice I'm willing to take.
Brave man. You'll be mentioned in despatches ..."
. He best have an extra weetabix! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness.
I need real man "
Damn. I had my hopes up then.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale I feel for you I am the same today both my heads feel like they are going to explode I’m not sure what has me the way today
- you filthy lot here
- few stressful weeks at work
- lack of sex
- to much to little wanking
- the weather
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There’s definitely something in the air today! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness.
I need real man
Damn. I had my hopes up then. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Move here and then you can think about young Graham over the road from me. He's a Police Officer and a little bit phwoaaarrrr. I've been having naughty thoughts lateley about him. You could then leave Old Trev to smoke his pipe and read his paper in peace you naughty woman you."
Oh lucky! They’re mostly bungalows here so they’re mostly old! |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness.
I need real man "
Last time I checked I was a real man and would have to deliver said machine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness.
I need real man
Last time I checked I was a real man and would have to deliver said machine. "
I don’t want to google fuck machine I think it may scare me. I’ll stick to my wand I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness.
I need real man
Last time I checked I was a real man and would have to deliver said machine.
I don’t want to google fuck machine I think it may scare me. I’ll stick to my wand I think "
You don't know Trevor might be a fuck machine... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About the safety of old Trev next door.
My horniness is off the scale
Would you like to borrow one of my fuck machines to help tame your hornyness.
I need real man
Last time I checked I was a real man and would have to deliver said machine.
I don’t want to google fuck machine I think it may scare me. I’ll stick to my wand I think
You don't know Trevor might be a fuck machine..."
. I think not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did laugh at this. Poor old Trev
I feel I’ve made him fab famous now bless him! "
When someone is over horny on Fab they can just say 'I feel like doing Trevor'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did laugh at this. Poor old Trev
I feel I’ve made him fab famous now bless him!
When someone is over horny on Fab they can just say 'I feel like doing Trevor'."
This might catch on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did laugh at this. Poor old Trev
I feel I’ve made him fab famous now bless him!
When someone is over horny on Fab they can just say 'I feel like doing Trevor'."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did laugh at this. Poor old Trev
I feel I’ve made him fab famous now bless him!
When someone is over horny on Fab they can just say 'I feel like doing Trevor'.
This might catch on "
You know what I'm like with picking up things for thread ideas...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking! "
Haha! I’ll cheer you up |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking!
Haha! I’ll cheer you up "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking!
Haha! I’ll cheer you up
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ETA? Couple of hours I’d say on a straight run? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking!
Haha! I’ll cheer you up
ETA? Couple of hours I’d say on a straight run? "
I'm just round the corner, I've had some strange looks with this male sex doll under my arm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking!
Haha! I’ll cheer you up
ETA? Couple of hours I’d say on a straight run?
I'm just round the corner, I've had some strange looks with this male sex doll under my arm "
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Shall I give Trev a knock too? |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking!
Haha! I’ll cheer you up
ETA? Couple of hours I’d say on a straight run?
I'm just round the corner, I've had some strange looks with this male sex doll under my arm
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Shall I give Trev a knock too?"
Yeah, he's abit of a curtain twitcher though, bloody pervert! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, I know when I and my toys are not wanted *starts trudging back home mumbling under my breath*
OMG I missed that! Is it you and your toys?
I'm on my way home now, sulking!
Haha! I’ll cheer you up
ETA? Couple of hours I’d say on a straight run?
I'm just round the corner, I've had some strange looks with this male sex doll under my arm
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Shall I give Trev a knock too?
Yeah, he's abit of a curtain twitcher though, bloody pervert! "
Lol |
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