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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? blackforest all the way,, the real one, none of that fake cream shit,, "
Fuck yes this is a good start  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? "
Take that back! Coffee cake is awesome 
I haven't had a battenberg in ages, how about that?
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Take that back! Coffee cake is awesome
I haven't had a battenberg in ages, how about that?
Her x"
Coffee cake  but battenburg is |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? blackforest all the way,, the real one, none of that fake cream shit,,
Fuck yes this is a good start "
cake,, greatest word in the English language,,
Cake with 2 forks please,, pretty great sentence. Lol |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me? blackforest all the way,, the real one, none of that fake cream shit,,
Fuck yes this is a good start cake,, greatest word in the English language,,
Cake with 2 forks please,, pretty great sentence. Lol"
Cake with no forks is better  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted. "
I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x"
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN "
You'll have coffee cake and like it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it! "
Ooo forceful |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful "
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt! "
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
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I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far... "
You can do anything you like |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have just baked an orange cake with delicate creamed orange frosting, this is the cake most asked for by freinds.. "
I’ve never had this, it sounds Devine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do a nice white chocolate cheesecake that I'd be willing to share for a price
Name your price
It depends how much you want, but as a starting price groping your thighs would be involved "
This is a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake!
When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!! |
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"I do a nice white chocolate cheesecake that I'd be willing to share for a price
Name your price
It depends how much you want, but as a starting price groping your thighs would be involved
This is a deal "
I'll hold you to that, when I'm not holding your thighs of course |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake!
When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!! "
So many cakes, I’ll be there at 3:30 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake!
When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!!
So many cakes, I’ll be there at 3:30 "
I'm feeding the British Army (thanks son, for landing me with your workmates evening desserts!!)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aaaahhhh..... So I've just baked rhubard and ginger muffins, a huge red velvet and made 2 cheesecakes, one thick baked creme caramel and vanilla and a fresh raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake!
When you arriving? I'll stick the vino on ice!!
So many cakes, I’ll be there at 3:30
Save some for me
I'm feeding the British Army (thanks son, for landing me with your workmates evening desserts!!) "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted.
I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery "
Deal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted.
I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery
Deal. "
You may have to feed the carrot cake to me |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted.
I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery
Deal.
You may have to feed the carrot cake to me "
Funny story.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP still wants sex. I could swap you for a gorgeous carrot cake, or the most sinful chocolate cake you've ever tasted.
I’m there, chocolate for pre sexy time, carrot for post recovery
Deal.
You may have to feed the carrot cake to me
Funny story..... "
I may be to worn out to lift my arms |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like "
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first "
For this alone, I would make the cake |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first
For this alone, I would make the cake "
Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first
For this alone, I would make the cake
Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake "
By convince did you mean black mail |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first
For this alone, I would make the cake
Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake
By convince did you mean black mail "
Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure if someone has offered already but I like making a good carrot cake with a yummy vanilla cream cheese frosting "
I can never have enough carrot cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first
For this alone, I would make the cake
Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake
By convince did you mean black mail
Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion "
Haha you’re a bad bad lady Mrs TMN xx |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
Mmm beetroot cake or Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting are both amazing and made often here. Or a raspberry and white chocolate cake, sticky ginger cake, apple crumb cake?
Now I really want to bake |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Mmm beetroot cake or Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting are both amazing and made often here. Or a raspberry and white chocolate cake, sticky ginger cake, apple crumb cake?
Now I really want to bake
So many choices, I hadn’t ever heard of Guinness cake before Lorraine said, bake them all for me "
Its Guinness and chocolate cake I make - so moist and rich! It's to die for  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mmm beetroot cake or Guinness cake with cream cheese frosting are both amazing and made often here. Or a raspberry and white chocolate cake, sticky ginger cake, apple crumb cake?
Now I really want to bake
So many choices, I hadn’t ever heard of Guinness cake before Lorraine said, bake them all for me
Its Guinness and chocolate cake I make - so moist and rich! It's to die for "
Now you’re just teasing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been sent a pic of cake, so ladies up your game boobs will do if not
What about a slice of cake between my boobs? "
It’s like you can read minds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve just been sent a pic of cake, so ladies up your game boobs will do if not
What about a slice of cake between my boobs?
It’s like you can read minds
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*waits patiently for pics |
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first
For this alone, I would make the cake
Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake
By convince did you mean black mail
Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion
Haha you’re a bad bad lady Mrs TMN xx"
You know it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"NSP wants sex, I’m easily pleased and want cake, not shit cake or coffee cake though. What can you offer me?
Whaaaaaaat
Coffee cake is the best!
Mrs TMN x
Please offer an alternative Mrs TMN
You'll have coffee cake and like it!
Ooo forceful
Sorry, it's the mum in me kicking in. Coffee cake, or nowt!
I can wipe your sticky hands and face after if you like? Or is that taking it too far...
You can do anything you like
I'd like to lick coffee buttercream off your thighs... But you'd have to make the cake first
For this alone, I would make the cake
Yessssss! Knew I could convince you of the merits of coffee cake
By convince did you mean black mail
Black mail? Oh no, no, no. Gentle persuasion
Haha you’re a bad bad lady Mrs TMN xx
You know it "
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Cheesecake is included too "
Now you are talking. I have made a different cheesecake every week since the start of lockdown. Many of them include rum. Including:
Caramelized nectarine, rum and honey cheesecake.
Mojito cheesecake with a raspberry mojito topping.
Dark n Stormy cheesecake.
Mango, coconut and white rum, with a flambèd coconut in white rum topping.
Dark choc orange soaked in clementine spiced rum and prosecco cheesecake with a prosecco syrup jelly with orange zest and dark choc topping.
Cherry and dark chocolate soaked in chambord, with a cherry and pecan topping.
The 'Ron Jeremy salty surprise' (whole tub of Lindor salted caramel with 6 shots of Ron Jeremy overproof rum)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make cake in a mug
What sort of cake? Don’t leave me hanging
Chocolate sponge but it's super moist and I put a scoop of ice cream on top x  "
I’m on my way |
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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago
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"I can make cake in a mug
What sort of cake? Don’t leave me hanging
Chocolate sponge but it's super moist and I put a scoop of ice cream on top x
I’m on my way "
Yessss I need the practice before I apply to the GBBO |
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