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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !
How do you know I've got the same problem?!? 
Neighbours ?"
Yep. CLANG CLANG CLANG! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*leans over and shakes wind chimes gently, smirking to himself*
Just don't do it tonight smirky features. "
But I can’t resist, they’re just so...relaxing? |
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"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning? 
Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo"
Nah, its kinda goes......... I can't spell bird screech. It just screeches |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?
Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo
Nah, its kinda goes......... I can't spell bird screech. It just screeches "
Like nails on a blackboard
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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"We know someone who waited until their neighbours were away and accidentally leaned over the fence one windy night and knocked their windchimes down with a broom, sadly breaking them...  "
I'm planning this ..... I have a two step plan.
Step 1. See if I sleep through it tonight.
if not....
Step 2. Break them |
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"Hate the bastard things, they are not peaceful. They are the most annoying things argh
I don't mind the delicate tinkly one, it's those big old wooden ones that clank and clunk"
Those bamboo kind of ones are the worst I agree |
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"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now 
Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..
A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't..... "
How windy is it over there, Granny? Dead windy up this end of the M62, maybe the bird will blow away? |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now
Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..
A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't..... "
I often wonder about the sanity of the people with them! I live in a very very windy area, if theres no wind its worrying kinda place yet still people have them...."devils sticks" the old lady down the road calls them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?
Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo"
I actually did that out loud  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's hard tolerating a person who lives on this estate, despite having several routes he/she could take her wild yappy dog a walk, insists on walking past our house, at all hours during the day or night, knowing it will set all mine off. |
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"Agree, Granny. Can we please shoot the fucking noisy bird that starts screeching at 5am every morning?
Does it go ...... Hooo Hoooooooooo hooo
I actually did that out loud "
Don't tell anyone but so did I....... I wobbled me dangly bit too ...... |
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"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now
Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..
A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't.....
How windy is it over there, Granny? Dead windy up this end of the M62, maybe the bird will blow away? "
Well ...... I'll be holding me wig on later....... |
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"I'm gonna put my Andes pan pipe cd on now
Lovely. Play caratchapaya for me ..
A tune is fine.... RAndom fucking tinkles and clangs every time the wind blows isn't.....
How windy is it over there, Granny? Dead windy up this end of the M62, maybe the bird will blow away?
Well ...... I'll be holding me wig on later....... "
Indeed, my drawers are getting a good airing on the line anyway |
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"Ah on a serious note... my uncle was a Japanese prisoner of war and wind chimes used to trigger him, poor bastard.
Do they bring back your Tenko days GC?
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Shit, never considered that..
A great uncle was out there with the Liverpool kings I recall and he wouldn't get in my Dad's car which was a Nissan.. |
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"Ah on a serious note... my uncle was a Japanese prisoner of war and wind chimes used to trigger him, poor bastard.
Do they bring back your Tenko days GC?
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Only if I have it in a tall glass with ice cubes in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"IF YOU ARE THE FOOKING IDIOT WITH THE WIND CHIMES I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU !
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Oops that's me with my wooden dragon with 2 cute babies windchime. Sorry Granny crumpet...
(Hev) |
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Yes agree with the bloody chimes 