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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jennifer the omniscient is back. Ask her anything, and the answer shall be yours. Jennifer knows all. No subject too obscure (although her quantum physics is a bit rusty!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Jennie,
What would be the best thing to stuff up my cavernous butt to give me the thrill I need to get me through the day.
Asking for a friend obviously  "
I have heard (from a friend  ) that a nutribullet can provide quite a buzz. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .
And secondly can I murder them  "
Don Fernando Antonio Fray Bentos. Sad to say you can't murder him as he is already dead. Bled to death in a freak can opening accident! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and run down. Having a pity party of 1 here. What should I do? X"
Stick some Abba on, get into your dancing pants and sing like no one is listening.
That or gin and chocolate.
X |
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"Hi Jennie,
What would be the best thing to stuff up my cavernous butt to give me the thrill I need to get me through the day.
Asking for a friend obviously
I have heard (from a friend ) that a nutribullet can provide quite a buzz."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Will my application be processed soon. Im fed up of waiting in no man's land. "
Thank you for your query.
Jennifer is busy right now.
Your message is important to us an will be processed as soon as possible. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Jennie
Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?
NSP xx
P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.  "
Because each girl is precious and unique. One size fits all is not special enough for you x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Hey Jennie
Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?
NSP xx
P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.
Because each girl is precious and unique. One size fits all is not special enough for you x"
Oh you always know just what to say |
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"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .
And secondly can I murder them
Don Fernando Antonio Fray Bentos. Sad to say you can't murder him as he is already dead. Bled to death in a freak can opening accident!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Jennie
Why is it that lingerie from love honey never manages to hold up the girls properly?
NSP xx
P.S. Cleaned the lamppost ready for you.
Because each girl is precious and unique. One size fits all is not special enough for you x
Oh you always know just what to say "
Thats Because Jennifer knows all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"House plants: some of the leaves are brown.. do i remove them? or if i then introduced water to the pot will they turn back to green?
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Remove the brown ones.
Put them in a mug.
Pour boiling water on them.
That will terrify the shit out of any other leaves thinking of turning brown. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .
And secondly can I murder them
Don Fernando Antonio Fray Bentos. Sad to say you can't murder him as he is already dead. Bled to death in a freak can opening accident! "
Its no laughing matter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why does the sun come up, "
Just like me, it wants to be close to you
" are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?"
Thet are angel's dandruff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife "
You're just a very naughty boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video 
Say damn the expense and do both
The omniscient has spoken 
Preach "
Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy"
How do you know I am? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video
Say damn the expense and do both
The omniscient has spoken
Preach
Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through "
Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.
#JustSaying |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy
How do you know I am? "
Jennifer knows everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy
How do you know I am?
Jennifer knows everything "
Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy
How do you know I am?
Jennifer knows everything
Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?"
Me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video
Say damn the expense and do both
The omniscient has spoken
Preach
Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through
Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.
#JustSaying "
Oh really? Aren’t you a kind soul, I shall keep that in mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy
How do you know I am?
Jennifer knows everything
Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?
Me "
Or gazzosu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy
How do you know I am?
Jennifer knows everything
Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?
Me
Or gazzosu"
gazzosu is out of my age range. Would you be gentle? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is the one
Spartacus
Am I Spartacus?
No. I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Spartacus.
No, I'm Brian of Nazareth and so is my wife
You're just a very naughty boy
How do you know I am?
Jennifer knows everything
Which forumite have I got the best chance to get laid with?
Me
Or gazzosu
gazzosu is out of my age range. Would you be gentle?"
At first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video
Say damn the expense and do both
The omniscient has spoken
Preach
Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through
Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.
#JustSaying "
What is the best time to upload a photo is actually a question I’d like to know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video
Say damn the expense and do both
The omniscient has spoken
Preach
Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through
Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.
#JustSaying
What is the best time to upload a photo is actually a question I’d like to know "
Between 2330 hrs and midnight. Perfect time to catch the alcohol fuelled gremlins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is today a day where I should upload a new photo or a new video
Say damn the expense and do both
The omniscient has spoken
Preach
Now I have to get a video and a photo lined up, I didn’t think this through
Jennifer also provides video and photo previewing services.
#JustSaying
What is the best time to upload a photo is actually a question I’d like to know
Between 2330 hrs and midnight. Perfect time to catch the alcohol fuelled gremlins."
I’ll make sure to avoid those times while I’ll talk to anyone, d*unk 3am messages are things I’ll avoid |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Three men buy a well used TV for £30, each contributing a £10 note. As they walk out the store the manager realised it should be £25, so puts 5x £1 coins in the assistants pocket and says chase the TV guys and give then what’s in your trouser pocket, they deserve it and it will please them. But the assistant is naughty boy, he takes 2 coins and puts them in another pocket , then gives the 3 TV guys £1 each. Now they have paid £9 each - 3x£9 is £27 and the assistant has £2. Where’s the missing £1 ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?  "
African Grey Parrots are generally accepted as the best mimics. As birds go they talk brilliantly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?
African Grey Parrots are generally accepted as the best mimics. As birds go they talk brilliantly "
Don't they live for like EVER....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?
Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning
Two bags of wineglass? "
Funking auto correct!
Two bags of wine gums and a bottle of white lightning.
There |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about this new bird I've been talking to? Is that gonna end well?
African Grey Parrots are generally accepted as the best mimics. As birds go they talk brilliantly
Don't they live for like EVER....? "
Eventually they become an ex parrot |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?
Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning
Two bags of wineglass?
Funking auto correct!
Two bags of wine gums and a bottle of white lightning.
There"
That's how you did it..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I get NSP to finally agree to sit on my face?
Two bags of wineglass and a bottle of Whitr Lightning
Two bags of wineglass?
Funking auto correct!
Two bags of wine gums and a bottle of white lightning.
There
That's how you did it..... "
Shhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .
And secondly can I murder them "
Yea but can’t you release a supermarket trolley with one of them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who invented the key pully thing on Corned beef cans .
And secondly can I murder them
Yea but can’t you release a supermarket trolley with one of them "
You can, but is it worth it given a can of corned beef costs more than the pound coin you would otherwise use? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should you add water to squash, or squash to water. Does it make a difference??? I'm loosing sleep over trivial things. "
Water to squash.
Its the law |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?
Yes
Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!
Dont let me down "
Ooh well I suppose I can’t make you out to be a liar I’ll get right on it  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?
Yes
Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!
Dont let me down
Ooh well I suppose I can’t make you out to be a liar I’ll get right on it "
Good xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve planned to do a workout today, but haven’t given a specific. Am I actually going to do it?
Yes
Damn, I’ll keep my fingers crossed you’re right!
Dont let me down
Ooh well I suppose I can’t make you out to be a liar I’ll get right on it "
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is motivational psychology |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it "
This has already been asked, but I predict there will be 6 numbers and they will be between 1 and 50.
#yourewelcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47 "
You do realise that if those numbers do come up, it will be split between everyone on fab! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47
You do realise that if those numbers do come up, it will be split between everyone on fab!"
Was thinking that xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many holes do I have in this crumpet in my hand? "
On a molecular level, given the porous nature of the material making up a crumpet, there are countless millions of holes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
This has already been asked, but I predict there will be 6 numbers and they will be between 1 and 50.
#yourewelcome "
Thanks for your wisdom, I'm sure I'll win now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47
You know I'm going to put that on later "
Me too, ya never know |
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47
You know I'm going to put that on later
Me too, ya never know"
I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many sphincters do we have in our body
Just enough
Wrong(must try harder) "
Jennie the all knowing and all seeing is never wrong. Check your workings.
B- |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47
You know I'm going to put that on later
Me too, ya never know
I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted "
In her eagerness to please, I fear Yasmeen has broken the lottery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47
You know I'm going to put that on later
Me too, ya never know
I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted "
For the love of God will you stop showing me that ass!!! I'm old! |
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"Can you give me the winning numbers for the lottery tonight? I'd much appreciate it
4 5 8 17 33 47
You know I'm going to put that on later
Me too, ya never know
I haven't done the lottery in ages..now I'm tempted
For the love of God will you stop showing me that ass!!! I'm old! "
I'll show you more than my ass if you win the lottery |
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