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"Too far Too old (nearly) Too female Pandemic fuckery Sorry xx "Ouch. But fair.... | |||
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"I offered to tie her up instead is that allowed "How did I miss that? And why aren't you here? | |||
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"Shes holding out for me you see "I'd hold you....  | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! " That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian  | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do? "IT'S NOT NOW THOUGH! Sorry. Shouting again | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! " But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore. | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian "She does like cowboys.... | |||
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"Shes holding out for me you see
I'd hold you.... "Tightly | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore. "We discussed this.... | |||
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"Shes holding out for me you see
I'd hold you....
Tightly "Oh yes | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
We discussed this.... "I couldn't read you posts anymore because of the tears in my eyes. | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore. "Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
IT'S NOT NOW THOUGH!
Sorry. Shouting again"The best I can do is be there in 5 hours - or is that too late? And please don't shout again | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa"Can i wear my cowboy boots too? | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa
Can i wear my cowboy boots too? "Yes but just them and a hat | |||
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"Why are the best ones so far "It is the law of fab that all the hot ones are a Million miles away | |||
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"Too far Too old (nearly) Too female Pandemic fuckery Sorry xx
Ouch.
But fair.... "I am too old/far/female, not you, you silly bugger Can someone PLEASE SORT HER OUT | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa
Can i wear my cowboy boots too?
Yes but just them and a hat "I hope she's careful with her lasso.  | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa
Can i wear my cowboy boots too?
Yes but just them and a hat
I hope she's careful with her lasso. "Knowing her I doubt it! | |||
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"Shes holding out for me you see "Well you're closer to me so you have sex with me then I'll have sex with NSP. Proxy sex. Idea - if everyone finds one person near them to have sex with then the cascade effect will eventually get to NSP. Seven Degrees of Seperation sex  | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa
Can i wear my cowboy boots too?
Yes but just them and a hat
I hope she's careful with her lasso.
Knowing her I doubt it! "Ouch. That's one hell of a cockring. | |||
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"I think it's pretty disgusting to be thinking about sex on a swinging site...... Do more Fuck or Go threads.... " Sorry granny.....  | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian
She does like cowboys.... "But not Indians ? 
That would be like sleeping with the enemy | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
We discussed this....
I couldn't read you posts anymore because of the tears in my eyes. "Awwww | |||
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"I did offer to be piggy in the middle just before thread locked lol ha ha xx" Oooh | |||
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"Ah, one of the great Fab paradoxes in action: Woman says she wants sex - cue stampede Man says he wants sex - cue tumble NSP, best I can offer is to be there in 5 hours for 10 minutes of disappointing action, and an hour of excuses for why it was so bad. How's that sound? "Perfect. Can we make it an hour and a half of excuses though? | |||
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"Why are the best ones so far "Ffs. I used to live in bloody Bromley as well! | |||
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"Shall I send my penis in a box. "As long as its attached to you.... I'd wait forever for you Fiddles (and kinda have already) | |||
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"Ah, one of the great Fab paradoxes in action: Woman says she wants sex - cue stampede Man says he wants sex - cue tumble NSP, best I can offer is to be there in 5 hours for 10 minutes of disappointing action, and an hour of excuses for why it was so bad. How's that sound?
Perfect. Can we make it an hour and a half of excuses though? "I can go all night with the excuses | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian
She does like cowboys....
But not Indians ?
That would be like sleeping with the enemy "I never said not Indians..... | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up "We should. Come now | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! But she doesn't want to be my friend anymore.
Stick a cowboy hat on, get naked and prance outside her house shouting yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa
Can i wear my cowboy boots too?
Yes but just them and a hat
I hope she's careful with her lasso.
Knowing her I doubt it!
Ouch.
That's one hell of a cockring. "You know it baby! | |||
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"Steps in the room "Hi again...... | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
IT'S NOT NOW THOUGH!
Sorry. Shouting again
The best I can do is be there in 5 hours - or is that too late?
And please don't shout again "Too late..... You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough.... | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
IT'S NOT NOW THOUGH!
Sorry. Shouting again
The best I can do is be there in 5 hours - or is that too late?
And please don't shout again
Too late..... You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough.... "I don't drive  | |||
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"Too far Too old (nearly) Too female Pandemic fuckery Sorry xx
Ouch.
But fair....
I am too old/far/female, not you, you silly bugger
Can someone PLEASE SORT HER OUT "It's the horn. My brain is fried. Come closer and we should talk..... | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now"on my way assume the position | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
IT'S NOT NOW THOUGH!
Sorry. Shouting again
The best I can do is be there in 5 hours - or is that too late?
And please don't shout again
Too late..... You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough....
I don't drive "Take longer than 5 hours then.... | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position "Already have.... | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have.... "Pictures to come then ??? | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian
She does like cowboys....
But not Indians ?
That would be like sleeping with the enemy
I never said not Indians..... "Get ready for a mass migration of Indians to North Devon. How many can you handle | |||
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"Why are the best ones so far
Ffs. I used to live in bloody Bromley as well! "Come back and see me some time | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???"I think he's planning a live stream..... | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... "Happy days | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian
She does like cowboys....
But not Indians ?
That would be like sleeping with the enemy
I never said not Indians.....
Get ready for a mass migration of Indians to North Devon. How many can you handle "Oh dear lord! I've never tested it.... | |||
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"Why are the best ones so far
Ffs. I used to live in bloody Bromley as well!
Come back and see me some time "Maybe I should..... | |||
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"Omg, some must be lucky to even having a word with her lol " Nah. She's bat shite mental. They're not lucky..... | |||
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"We will but just not today! Working "That's a bad excuse Mr.... | |||
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"We will but just not today! Working
That's a bad excuse Mr.... "It’s a reason not an excuse!!  | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... "oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be | |||
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"We will but just not today! Working
That's a bad excuse Mr....
It’s a reason not an excuse!! "You say potato.... | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be " | |||
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"We will but just not today! Working
That's a bad excuse Mr....
It’s a reason not an excuse!!
You say potato.... "And you say 'fuck me now' | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be
"you might make wife eyes like tat if I try putting it in your bum live on cam | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be
you might make wife eyes like tat if I try putting it in your bum live on cam "wide not wife lol | |||
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" She's bat shite mental. " Yes, yes she is | |||
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"We will but just not today! Working
That's a bad excuse Mr....
It’s a reason not an excuse!!
You say potato....
And you say 'fuck me now' "You know me so well. Potatoes obvs turn me on | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be
you might make wife eyes like tat if I try putting it in your bum live on cam wide not wife lol "Definitely not wife. But wide yes | |||
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" She's bat shite mental. Yes, yes she is "It's why you love me  | |||
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"I have offered on several occasions to let her sit on my face. so far she hasn't "Distance..... | |||
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"I have offered on several occasions to let her sit on my face. so far she hasn't
Distance..... "I'm happy to travel. | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be
you might make wife eyes like tat if I try putting it in your bum live on cam wide not wife lol
Definitely not wife. But wide yes "At that point everyone will Just be watching me chase you around the room. I’d catch you though and tease you in to giving in | |||
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"We will but just not today! Working
That's a bad excuse Mr....
It’s a reason not an excuse!!
You say potato....
And you say 'fuck me now'
You know me so well. Potatoes obvs turn me on "Some new potatoes and string make a nice sex toy.  | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian
She does like cowboys....
But not Indians ?
That would be like sleeping with the enemy
I never said not Indians.....
Get ready for a mass migration of Indians to North Devon. How many can you handle
Oh dear lord! I've never tested it.... "Sensing a curiousity
I would recommend starting with one | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! " Nsp? | |||
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"Posh are we setting the cam up
We should. Come now on my way assume the position
Already have....
Pictures to come then ???
I think he's planning a live stream..... oh yes I want people watching us fuck and just how naughty posh can be
you might make wife eyes like tat if I try putting it in your bum live on cam wide not wife lol
Definitely not wife. But wide yes At that point everyone will
Just be watching me chase you around the room. I’d catch you though and tease you in to giving in "Ooooooh..... | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! That's because she likes cowboys and I am Indian
She does like cowboys....
But not Indians ?
That would be like sleeping with the enemy
I never said not Indians.....
Get ready for a mass migration of Indians to North Devon. How many can you handle
Oh dear lord! I've never tested it....
Sensing a curiousity
I would recommend starting with one "Usually best I find | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! Nsp? " NotSoPosh | |||
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"177 replies and she hasn’t got any! Come on people! Nsp? " You called? | |||
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"*Takes ticket and waits for her number to be called*" What's your number? | |||
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"*Takes ticket and waits for her number to be called* What's your number? "Thinking 69 | |||
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"Why are the best ones so far
Ffs. I used to live in bloody Bromley as well!
Come back and see me some time "Flippin ek. Pick me up on the way Posh? | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754 "HUH? So is mine! | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine! "It must be a 3some then. | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do? "Be the person she really wants to fuck? | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck? "But who is that?? | |||
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"*Takes ticket and waits for her number to be called* What's your number?
Thinking 69 " | |||
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"Why are the best ones so far
Ffs. I used to live in bloody Bromley as well!
Come back and see me some time
Flippin ek. Pick me up on the way Posh? "You know it..... | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
It must be a 3some then. "That's the last 7 digits of my phone number you wallies.... | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine! "Have a new ticket... #1 for you | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck? "Am I only allowed one? | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
But who is that?? "Dammit. I've not been clear enough | |||
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"Im cornwall so possibly in striking distance! Great status btw - one of my fave songs! "Striking? Like a slap on the arse?
It's my theme song lol | |||
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"I'm basically a puddle of lady goo with all the sexy people offering..... But yet not one has rocked up at my door. "COVID has buggered all that up! Jeeez the number of meetings I have declined over the last 5 months or have on hold is disappointing but sooooon hopefully sooooon. At least I had my SD cake and ate it a few weeks back That was most enjoyable | |||
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"I'd be happy to oblige , might take a while to get there "I refer you to my earlier 10 minute comment.... | |||
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"I would, but I only get an hour for lunch." Hurry. And nice pants | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you "Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie..... | |||
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"I'm basically a puddle of lady goo with all the sexy people offering..... But yet not one has rocked up at my door.
COVID has buggered all that up! Jeeez the number of meetings I have declined over the last 5 months or have on hold is disappointing but sooooon hopefully sooooon. At least I had my SD cake and ate it a few weeks back That was most enjoyable "Covid made me put off one meeting that I really am totally gutted about.... It would have been amazing
Bloody pandemic.
And I'm now envious of your SD cake.... | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you
Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie....."Cover me Chunk .... I am going in! | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you
Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie....."Jennie knows she's always my #1. She also knows I'm on #95 so there's not long to wait til the numbers reset..... (2 digits only in my ticket machine) | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you
Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie.....
Cover me Chunk .... I am going in!"Oh I wish it were so..... | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you
Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie.....
Cover me Chunk .... I am going in!"You make me sound like I'm a condom. | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you
Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie.....
Jennie knows she's always my #1.
She also knows I'm on #95 so there's not long to wait til the numbers reset..... (2 digits only in my ticket machine) "I that case gimme a minute, I just need to cock my leg up this lamp post | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one? "More the merrier Posh | |||
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"Too pandemic." I wish it would just fuck off now . I've had enough of it . And I know you have xx | |||
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"I'd be happy to oblige , might take a while to get there
I refer you to my earlier 10 minute comment.... "Huh? Can you spell it out for me | |||
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"Too pandemic." | |||
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"Damn - mine's 1435754
HUH? So is mine!
Have a new ticket...
#1 for you
Go Jennie, go Jennie, go Jennie.....
Jennie knows she's always my #1.
She also knows I'm on #95 so there's not long to wait til the numbers reset..... (2 digits only in my ticket machine)
I that case gimme a minute, I just need to cock my leg up this lamp post "Ooooh...... Yes please
What can I actually say that doesn't sound like I want you to piss on me I wonder? | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh "You're too good to me Grumpy.... | |||
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"I'd be happy to oblige , might take a while to get there
I refer you to my earlier 10 minute comment....
Huh? Can you spell it out for me "You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy.... "I know | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know "Be bad. Be very very bad | |||
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"Im cornwall so possibly in striking distance! Great status btw - one of my fave songs!
Striking? Like a slap on the arse?
It's my theme song lol"Hehe - always happy to administer a slap or 3! X | |||
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"Im cornwall so possibly in striking distance! Great status btw - one of my fave songs!
Striking? Like a slap on the arse?
It's my theme song lol
Hehe - always happy to administer a slap or 3!
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad "If you insist | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?"
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist "Always do gorgeous | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist
Always do gorgeous "Me . Gorgeous. You need specsavers  | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist
Always do gorgeous
Me . Gorgeous. You need specsavers "I just got new glasses pre covid.... | |||
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"I'd be happy to oblige , might take a while to get there
I refer you to my earlier 10 minute comment....
Huh? Can you spell it out for me
You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough "Well I have been wanting to take my Delorean out for a spin, test out the old flux capacitor | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away! "Could have driven over buy now lol | |||
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"I'd be happy to oblige , might take a while to get there
I refer you to my earlier 10 minute comment....
Huh? Can you spell it out for me
You can get anywhere in 10 minutes if you drive fast enough
Well I have been wanting to take my Delorean out for a spin, test out the old flux capacitor "Do it! | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol "Well why didn't you? | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist
Always do gorgeous
Me . Gorgeous. You need specsavers
I just got new glasses pre covid.... " | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you? "Running out the door as we text | |||
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"I think whoever gets to her next will be eaten alive! " You think right..... And they'll love it | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you?
Running out the door as we text "Drive safe. But fast | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist
Always do gorgeous
Me . Gorgeous. You need specsavers
I just got new glasses pre covid....
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you?
Running out the door as we text
Drive safe. But fast "To ?? | |||
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"Sorry NSP, 6 hour drive and all that "Like that's an excuse! | |||
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"Sorry NSP, 6 hour drive and all that
Like that's an excuse! "Best you tempt me on my cake thread | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you?
Running out the door as we text
Drive safe. But fast
To ?? "My house, obvs..... It's on Google maps... | |||
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"Sorry NSP, 6 hour drive and all that
Like that's an excuse!
Best you tempt me on my cake thread "Ooh... Cake! | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you?
Running out the door as we text
Drive safe. But fast
To ??
My house, obvs..... It's on Google maps... "Silly me obviously!! | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist
Always do gorgeous
Me . Gorgeous. You need specsavers
I just got new glasses pre covid....
You shouldn't get glasses. You'll realise your mistake if you do "I got new ones last week . Hate them | |||
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"Couldn't Jethro give her a portion "Hes from Cornwall | |||
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"Couldn't Jethro give her a portion
Hes from Cornwall "just down the road a bit | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you?
Running out the door as we text
Drive safe. But fast
To ??
My house, obvs..... It's on Google maps... "Right I’m here | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck?
Am I only allowed one?
More the merrier Posh
You're too good to me Grumpy....
I know
Be bad. Be very very bad
If you insist
Always do gorgeous
Me . Gorgeous. You need specsavers
I just got new glasses pre covid....
You shouldn't get glasses. You'll realise your mistake if you do I got new ones last week . Hate them "I want to see | |||
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"Surely you’re sorted out now ?
You're all too far away!
Could have driven over buy now lol
Well why didn't you?
Running out the door as we text
Drive safe. But fast
To ??
My house, obvs..... It's on Google maps...
Right I’m here "That's the old house.... Down the road a bit.... | |||
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"Nsp can’t have sex she is all tied up still from this morning "Shh.... Don't tell them all | |||
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"Wow, almost two maxed out threads now and poor old NSP STILL hasn't had sex! If it's this difficult for a lady, what chance have us mere men got? "I know! Thought it would be easier than this.... | |||
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"Now you see, 15 years ago, I'd of probably been in with a shout "Try me..... | |||
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"I've offered but at the weekend (which would then be a whole weekend of sex) and I've changed my profile postcode. And she is still holding out. What more can I do?
Be the person she really wants to fuck? "Maybe I am? | |||
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"Couldn't Jethro give her a portion
Hes from Cornwall just down the road a bit "Pppfffffttt.... Different world there. And also.... Just no | |||
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"Wow, almost two maxed out threads now and poor old NSP STILL hasn't had sex! If it's this difficult for a lady, what chance have us mere men got? "Also..... OLD? Cut me real deep there dude. | |||
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I’d better start walking hadn’t I? | |||
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"If id known sooner
I’d better start walking hadn’t I? "Seriously Geeky. Nearly 2 full threads. Where you been? | |||
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"you cant still be feeling frisky? " Oh I can.... | |||
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"*edges closer to breaking vibrator*" I may or may not have a collection of dildos that used to be vibrators.... | |||
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"*edges closer to breaking vibrator* I may or may not have a collection of dildos that used to be vibrators.... "Oh good it's not just me | |||
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"*edges closer to breaking vibrator*" I have a face that needs sat on if you need one | |||
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"If id known sooner
I’d better start walking hadn’t I?
Seriously Geeky. Nearly 2 full threads. Where you been? "It appears I’ve been oblivious and blind but you been missing me then
But I’ll make it up to you miss posh | |||
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