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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would put your head in my vagina
Peace and life
That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying "
I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve often wondered if more blind people are bisexual as a lot of sexual attraction comes from how people look.
I’m not really blind you know  "
You just get dressed in the dark?  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I would put your head in my vagina
Peace and life
That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying
I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied "
You sound.... cavernous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would put your head in my vagina
Peace and life
That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying
I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied
You sound.... cavernous! "
I sure am. It's so homely though so don't be too scared.  |
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"I would put your head in my vagina
Peace and life
That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying
I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied "
Could I stay 2 nights?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would put your head in my vagina
Peace and life
That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying
I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied
Could I stay 2 nights? "
You can stay as long as you want I might have to stick a tube up your ass though to help you breathe |
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"I would put your head in my vagina
Peace and life
That would cause temporary blindness and it would be a price worth paying
I have to add that it might cause death but I've added some fairy lights and even thrown in a few books so you should hopefully be able to see and keep yourself occupied
Could I stay 2 nights?
You can stay as long as you want I might have to stick a tube up your ass though to help you breathe "
Just a little drinking straw please  |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
Puts professional hat on:
You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.
However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Puts professional hat on:
You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.
However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well."
Hi, I’m Mother Theresa |
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"Puts professional hat on:
You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.
However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well."
But I’ve heard your voice so I’d recognise you straight away  |
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"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb
Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate "
I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb
Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate
I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe. "
No heckle kid
My opinion
Red stripe! you skint lad
Mad on a forum are you yerr
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"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb
Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate
I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.
No heckle kid
My opinion
Red stripe! you skint lad
Mad on a forum are you yerr
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Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb
Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate
I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.
No heckle kid
My opinion
Red stripe! you skint lad
Mad on a forum are you yerr
Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation??? "
No?
Ur a Proper bacon kid
U keep tryin t make urself feel better
we all no ur on ur lazzies
U wana talk face t face give me an address |
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"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb
Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate
I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.
No heckle kid
My opinion
Red stripe! you skint lad
Mad on a forum are you yerr
Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation???
No?
Ur a Proper bacon kid
U keep tryin t make urself feel better
we all no ur on ur lazzies
U wana talk face t face give me an address "
Oh dear I don’t understand that language???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just need t listen mate ‘blind’ not daft or dumb
Bit of a shit thing t say tha mate
I don’t accept heckles from anyone who types like a teenager sending a text to his mates arranging to meet outside the offy in the vain hope that someone will buy them a can of Red Stripe.
No heckle kid
My opinion
Red stripe! you skint lad
Mad on a forum are you yerr
Sorry I don’t understand your punctuation???
No?
Ur a Proper bacon kid
U keep tryin t make urself feel better
we all no ur on ur lazzies
U wana talk face t face give me an address
Oh dear I don’t understand that language????"
Haha 
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Puts professional hat on:
You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.
However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well.
Hi, I’m Mother Theresa "
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"Puts professional hat on:
You would learn to recognise my voice, probably within a couple of meetings.
However it's always polite to say "Hi X it's (your name)" if you meet the person unexpectedly just so that they can place you. Unless they know you really well.
But I’ve heard your voice so I’d recognise you straight away "
Exactly. I'm unique |
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