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A customer just flash me her pussy.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you carefully thought it through. Weighed up the pros and cons. Had a long hard look at yourself and thought 'is this what I really want?' 
Arresting?"
That is definetly a big con and should be at the top of the list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My advice would be to ask for consent to touch her....
Surely this is obvious? 
But it looks wet and inviting. Like a fresh puddle before pond scum begins to gather on it "
You know how to make a woman moist Peach...  such a way with words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As someone who's run a sex shop for the last 20 years i can tell you from plenty of personal experience you will always know when you can touch and when you can't..anyway who gets to the stage of being physical without speaking and a bit of banter anyway?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""excuse me madam, can I touch your pussy?"
"Yo, Lord Flashheart. Did you mean to show me yer Mary, coz it's got me weak at the big brain and I wouldn’t mind cradling it in man hands""
"hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooo he's been quiet for twenty minutes ...I wonder what happened  "
A hot policewoman has just handcuffed him. Now he'a thinking should he touch her stab vest. |
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"She got no knickers on and she as flash me Two time . Do you think it will be ok to touch, it look nice and wet  "
I think you should ask her whether she forgot to put her panties on this morning? As a first step, to check she isn’t just trying to trap you to get out of paying the bill....... |
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By *oiraTvTV/TS
over a year ago
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I knew a lady once. Her name was Mrs Solcombe. She work in an old style department store, in the womens department. She use to go on about your pussy being wet... Turn out she had a cat called Tiddles |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat""
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too."
You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.
You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you"
Haha if she wants me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.
You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you
Haha if she wants me too "
I don't think she does |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.
You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you
Haha if she wants me too
I don't think she does"
Store of my life  |
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"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.
You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you"
Typical male comment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a big fan of "don't shit where you eat"
Yes have to agree with you on this. It's why I have never dated or gone out with any woman I work with, and there have been a few I would have like too.
You just agreed with her to get I her knickers didn't you
Typical male comment."
Yep |
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
A night in the cells and a lifetime on the register?
Corgi register? "
I could never understand the connection between gas fitters and The Queen's pooch? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.
Did you REALLY....?  "
Yes I did. One of the best bj I have had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.
Did you REALLY....?
Yes I did. One of the best bj I have had. "
And you're on fab talking to me and not in her vagina....? |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"so I rub my hard on couple of times through my shorts. She did not Asked to touch she help herself. Yes I was right, she was very wet.
Did you REALLY....?
Yes I did. One of the best bj I have had. "
Nice to know that it doesn't just happen in porn movies. Good for you, you lucky sod. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no"
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks "
I think its porn on his phone. Or she charged him £50 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks "
Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.
But I was luck she did first Touching |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks
I think its porn on his phone. Or she charged him £50"
No her husband all ready paid the invoice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks "
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks
I think its porn on his phone. Or she charged him £50
No her husband all ready paid the invoice."
Copy invoice may come with more than you expect. Hey OP wake up from the dream..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks
Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.
But I was luck she did first Touching "
Did she 'Oh my what a big tool you have?' |
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks
Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.
But I was luck she did first Touching
Did she 'Oh my what a big tool you have?' "
‘Oooooh show me what that BIG tool can do’... |
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"Why not .. what could be the worst that could happen
He could earn himself a spot on the register?
She was in her 30shi. So no
The register isn't just for kiddy-fiddlers, y'know? If you go grabbing a totally-real-and-not-at-all-made-up woman by her fanny without an invite, you can get into a lot of trouble, no matter how wet and inviting it looks
Yes I know .That why I always ask first and if woman say No they meant No.
But I was luck she did first Touching
Did she 'Oh my what a big tool you have?'
‘Oooooh show me what that BIG tool can do’..."
but Is it really his tool as he seems to of borrowed a few pics from the web lol |
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