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I don't want to online my new shed.
I want to feel it, smell it, wobble it....... I want to test that manwhore till it begs for mercy ....... then I'll pay handsomely ..
Sos.... Where can I buy a fuck off wonderful shed.
Smallish but not a cupboard.... a shed. Or a double cupboard.... maybe.
Where? |
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"Don't say B and Q cos I went in there for light fittings last week and I hated it and their tawdry offerings.... and I even hate the ones I bought. "
Too late  |
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"Don't say B and Q cos I went in there for light fittings last week and I hated it and their tawdry offerings.... and I even hate the ones I bought.
Too late "
I noticed but i'm not a critical type. |
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Wickets might be better
Failing that, there's probably a shed manufacturer reasonably close to where you are. Quick online search should find one. I got mine direct from one, rather than the cheap shite in the DIY warehouses |
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"Try garden centres?
Mrs TMN x
I'm afraid I can't respond.
Oh damn, I forgot already! I mean... Whoops didn't mean to post here. Carry on. *backs out of Granny's thread*"
Don't worry. I didn't read it. |
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We got a new shed in March/April. Two man job, roughly 4 hours..
In reality, not so. The roof was damaged and a few other parts were marked. Ordered replacements, only to be sent wrong colours. As main production was in Israel, had to wait 4 months for replacements, and only finally got it fully finished last week.
A lot of hassle and held back from other jobs, but it was worth it  |
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"Try garden centres?
Mrs TMN x
I'm afraid I can't respond.
Oh damn, I forgot already! I mean... Whoops didn't mean to post here. Carry on. *backs out of Granny's thread*
Don't worry. I didn't read it. "
*backs out of Granny's thread*
*message goes unread*
*exits Granny's shed* |
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last time i got one it was online, half the price of the diy stores or garden centres, cant remember the name im afraid, but it came up on google, and its all they do, you have to put it together yourself, or gat someone in, but me and a friend put it together in half a day, think it was 8 by 6, plenty big enough for garden stuff, from memory it was under 300 pounds |
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I got one online and it was shit.
All DIY store's will be rubbish.
Garden centres over priced.
A shed specialist is your best bet.
That said.
Amazingly B&M sheds are not bad.
As a carpenter I wish I had the time to make my own but needed to do it quickly. |
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"B&M do garden stuff and sheds...
That's what replaced Homebase here.
Yes, we don't have Homebase any more but not sure what replaced it. Not been to the shopping park since lockdown  "
Have to go out of town as that's where the supermarket is  |
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Yo G !!
You need a younger guy who can drive a caravan or caravanette then we can fuck on the hoof then I'll screech back to yours and turf ya out !!
Mwah x |
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Get yourself a barn granny or a stable, we can have a nativity in a stable....
Any chance we can find three wise men and a virgin on fab?
I left a shed on the A386 With a cow and a grockle in it last week, it’s lashed to 4 skateboards if that helps? |
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Have you seen any around your local area in a garden that you like?
If you surrender your fanny to someone here they might go on a mission at 3am with a balaclava and a big white van? |
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"Have you seen any around your local area in a garden that you like?
If you surrender your fanny to someone here they might go on a mission at 3am with a balaclava and a big white van? "
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"Have you seen any around your local area in a garden that you like?
If you surrender your fanny to someone here they might go on a mission at 3am with a balaclava and a big white van? "
That's a plan  |
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"Jewsons. You could build your own. You could build a shed with a veranda/porch "
did look into that, but believe it or not, it would have been twice the price, shed companys must turn them out by the thousands to make a profit |
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Shed specialist company in St. Helens. I think it's traveller owned judging by the 5 lads who delivered and installed mine for me a few years ago. In between asking if I wanted my drive tarmacd and my lawnmower blades sharpened.
Stay away from b&q and that type of outlet. Have you seen the new type of non wood sheds? A 25 year no rot guarantee. Different material altogether? |
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"Get yourself a barn granny or a stable, we can have a nativity in a stable....
Any chance we can find three wise men and a virgin on fab?
I left a shed on the A386 With a cow and a grockle in it last week, it’s lashed to 4 skateboards if that helps? "
What the fuff is a barn-granny ? |
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"Shed specialist company in St. Helens. I think it's traveller owned judging by the 5 lads who delivered and installed mine for me a few years ago. In between asking if I wanted my drive tarmacd and my lawnmower blades sharpened.
Stay away from b&q and that type of outlet. Have you seen the new type of non wood sheds? A 25 year no rot guarantee. Different material altogether?"
I looked at loads of places online. B and M and argos were the best but .... fuck me they are all out of stock.
I hate all shed vendors...... |
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"Yo G !!
You need a younger guy who can drive a caravan or caravanette then we can fuck on the hoof then I'll screech back to yours and turf ya out !!
Mwah x"
Fuck on the hoof ?
Is turf me out the in word for cunny ?
You turf me out and I log you off ? That kind of thing ? |
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"There used to be that place on the Dock Road, GC, that had all the sheds up on the wall.
And I think one similar near Warrington.
Not that I've got an I Spy book of sheds, or anything "
Terry's Timber........ ooooooooo forgot about them.
I'll check ......thanks |
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I looked at loads of places online. B and M and argos were the best but .... fuck me they are all out of stock.
I hate all shed vendors...... "
Plastic and vinyl sheds are the future! Not sure if the vendors are any better. If you assume they'll be cunts you won't be disappointed.
Good luck and post a pic of your final erection. Er you know what I mean  |
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"its cheaper and better to build your own shed.
pinelap sheds are so poor and only dipped into the creosote
a built shed is stonger and more stable than premade rubbish"
I read that as pineapple shed  |
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"Check out "Waltons sheds" online - great sheds & the spec is a few notches up from the B&Q & usual garden centre rubbish x
Thanks. I'm not carrying it back from Cornwall tho ......."
Haha - dont worry, they are a national company & deliver |
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"Yo G !!
You need a younger guy who can drive a caravan or caravanette then we can fuck on the hoof then I'll screech back to yours and turf ya out !!
Mwah x
Fuck on the hoof ?
Is turf me out the in word for cunny ?
You turf me out and I log you off ? That kind of thing ?"
Huh ?? Cunny .????
Granny your so down Wiv the kids ...the 50's ones .
Please tell me you wear a pvc Mac and drive a turquoise Micra !!
Oh and I like cheese on my crumpets xx |
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"its cheaper and better to build your own shed.
pinelap sheds are so poor and only dipped into the creosote
a built shed is stonger and more stable than premade rubbish
I read that as pineapple shed "
A pineapple shed, that would look so cool. |
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