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over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper"
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here? "
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
Get a really old Nokia phone , makes it look huge lmfao !!!
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
Get a really old Nokia phone , makes it look huge lmfao !!!
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. "
If I get a really old Nokia, I'm just playing snake, I'll forget the whole reason I needed the phone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo. "
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet "
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing "
How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing
How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake? "
No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing
How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?
No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler"
Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing
How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?
No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler
Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now "
Standard lynx cans are 15 inches tall, please don't measure one, just believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing
How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?
No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler
Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now
Standard lynx cans are 15 inches tall, please don't measure one, just believe me "
Of course I believe you, everyone tells the truth on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a 9 inch penis, so please everyone fall over yourselves to meet me.
Game needs a bit of work pal, your as smooth as sandpaper
Of course, didn't you know a 9 inch is a golden ticket round here?
That's where I have been going wrong! If I put a haribo Coke bottle next to it, took a picture and told everyone it was a real Coke bottle.....
Right I'm off to take pictures, well shop first to get haribo.
Good plan Batman! Looking forward to the pics of your 9inch from 20 different angles! Don't forget the classic shot over the toilet
Sometimes 1 angle just doesn't tell a whole story, I was mortified when someone mistook me for a 8.5 inch once. I mean how embarrassing
How awful for you! Did you windmill it in their face until they realised their mistake?
No I done the only sensible thing I could think off. I took 34 more pictures up against other objects. Strangely enough none was a ruler
Not bad. Why would you use a ruler? Who does that? Surely everyone knows the measurements of a lynx can by now
Standard lynx cans are 15 inches tall, please don't measure one, just believe me
Of course I believe you, everyone tells the truth on Fab. "
Your right, anyway I need to crack on with work, this rocket won't fly itself to the moon |
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