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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged.

The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.

So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Think I was arranging the cars with Chunky, Chunky where are you?

Do we have any bridesmaids yet?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm in the skyline and roaring the engine ready for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in the skyline and roaring the engine ready for you. "

Oooft!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having..... "

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers.... "

Have I got to put knickers on again?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm in the skyline and roaring the engine ready for you.

Oooft!!!!"

And its automatic, so i have one hand free.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

Have I got to put knickers on again?"

Blue ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

Have I got to put knickers on again?"

Depends if you can find any, didn't you give the last lot to the butcher as a sorry present

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Errrrr now this is awkward

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I assume neither of you are wearing white?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward "

Why? We're still your wives....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I assume neither of you are wearing white? "

As you can see from my profile pic, totally virginal.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

Have I got to put knickers on again?

Blue ones. "

Haven't got any

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

Have I got to put knickers on again?

Depends if you can find any, didn't you give the last lot to the butcher as a sorry present "

Nah. It was more of a souvenir....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward "

Why? Because she caught is fucking on the cupboard? She's over it, FaF?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

Have I got to put knickers on again?

Blue ones.

Haven't got any "

Not yet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've decided I need a posse of groomsmen..... Let's guess who I'm having.....

Who do you want, sure you can have them all of you drop your knickers....

Have I got to put knickers on again?

Blue ones.

Haven't got any

Not yet. "

Oooooh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I assume neither of you are wearing white?

As you can see from my profile pic, totally virginal..... "

Yeah i haven't ruined her yet

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple! "

And Jaffa cakes?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple! "

Yay! DC is here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple! "

Perfect! Can we have a dance too?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? Because she caught is fucking on the cupboard? She's over it, FaF? "

Yes, it can be your wedding present

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives.... "

Good

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good "

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? Because she caught is fucking on the cupboard? She's over it, FaF?

Yes, it can be your wedding present "

Woohoo! You can have a blow job for yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad "

Very very good

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good "

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think I was arranging the cars with Chunky, Chunky where are you?

Do we have any bridesmaids yet? "

Hellooooo *waves* I am CB

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Think I was arranging the cars with Chunky, Chunky where are you?

Do we have any bridesmaids yet?

Hellooooo *waves* I am CB "

I know but we have no bridesmaids under you, want to help gather some?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it? "

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here "

You're both loved by many, lusted by More.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here "

I am indeed, so very lucky

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

How did I only see this now congratulations

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

You're both loved by many, lusted by More. "

Who's More? Is he/she fit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

You're both loved by many, lusted by More. "

Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations "

We need bridesmaids.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

8=================================D

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

You're both loved by many, lusted by More.

Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede! "

Your shoes will still be on your feet and your legs are in the air, over your shoulders.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"8=================================D"

Jousting is on!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

You're both loved by many, lusted by More.

Who's More? Is he/she fit? "

No. Its my alter ego. Lol

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations "

Cool . Foursome

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!

And Jaffa cakes? "

With champagne? if you must

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"8=================================D

Jousting is on! "

Cock jousting??

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How did I only see this now congratulations

We need bridesmaids..... "

Aww can I be one I promise Il behave with the emm best men

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!

Yay! DC is here.... "

I wouldn’t miss it!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!

And Jaffa cakes?

With champagne? if you must "

We must, we must.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome "

Only four?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

You're both loved by many, lusted by More.

Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede!

Your shoes will still be on your feet and your legs are in the air, over your shoulders. "

Not before the wedding

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"8=================================D

Jousting is on!

Cock jousting??"

Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do....

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!

Perfect! Can we have a dance too? "

It wouldn’t be a wedding without - Absofuckinglutely we can

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Sparkles, just wanna say, you're so lucky to find love here

You're both loved by many, lusted by More.

Don't get piss on the shoes, they are suede!

Your shoes will still be on your feet and your legs are in the air, over your shoulders.

Not before the wedding "

Pfffffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party "

The after party is an orgy, the strays come on...I mean to the newlyweds

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged.

The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.

So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century?

"

*cough* I have a beach and I could rent a beach house *cough*

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party "

OMG I’m 1st in the queue!

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I have an alternative idea for confetti. Might need a few other guys to pitch in though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"8=================================D

Jousting is on!

Cock jousting??

Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do.... "

I kind of won, he got jousted with his own flaccid cock because I'm just that good!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have an alternative idea for confetti. Might need a few other guys to pitch in though. "

Hell yes!

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have an alternative idea for confetti. Might need a few other guys to pitch in though. "

I'd rather not be seagulled at my wedding, it makes a mess

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"8=================================D

Jousting is on!

Cock jousting??

Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do....

I kind of won, he got jousted with his own flaccid cock because I'm just that good!!!! "

If his cock was flaccid around you baby, you're doing something wrong

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four? "

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"8=================================D

Jousting is on!

Cock jousting??

Nippy is jousting Sparkles for me..... But he started at the hen do....

I kind of won, he got jousted with his own flaccid cock because I'm just that good!!!!

If his cock was flaccid around you baby, you're doing something wrong "

I'm scary

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged.

The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.

So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century?

*cough* I have a beach and I could rent a beach house *cough*"

Yes! Woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!"

And we have a winner!!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well "

Good call....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So after many conversations, now seems like a good as time as any to tell you all that NotsoPosh and I are engaged.

The wedding will be held on a beach (we're still arguing over the actual location ) but we need all manner of help from you guys. There needs to be a wedding party, a photographer, someone to make the cake and if there's a priest knocking about on here, even better.

So what part would you like to play in the wedding of the century?

*cough* I have a beach and I could rent a beach house *cough*"

Yay!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!! "

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll pop the champagne for the toast to the happy couple!

Perfect! Can we have a dance too?

It wouldn’t be a wedding without - Absofuckinglutely we can "

We'll fit it in between the orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!!

I'll get me coat. "

Can you beat the Aston?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fine....! I wish you both well and I will now ghost your thread, just don't complain or mess with my bumhole while I'm sleeping again, ok....

* flips hair and struts off *

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!!

I'll get me coat.

Can you beat the Aston? "

Im not into pissing contests.

I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fine....! I wish you both well and I will now ghost your thread, just don't complain or mess with my bumhole while I'm sleeping again, ok....

* flips hair and struts off *"

Can't promise that....

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well "

What what’s happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!!

I'll get me coat.

Can you beat the Aston?

Im not into pissing contests.

I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere. "

No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening "

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening "

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!!

I'll get me coat.

Can you beat the Aston?

Im not into pissing contests.

I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.

No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day "

You turn up sitting next to me - how much more style could a lady want? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!!

I'll get me coat.

Can you beat the Aston?

Im not into pissing contests.

I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.

No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day

You turn up sitting next to me - how much more style could a lady want? Lol"

The bride sits in the back....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included "

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4.....

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides"

Ohhh standard enough then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then "

Exactly, didn't think you'd mind

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Can I please be a bridesmaid? I’m rather ugly so will not upstage the bride

xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4....."

Now that's just greed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then "

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll be the wedding car driver. An Aston Martin Rapide S. It's a four door!

And we have a winner!!!!!

I'll get me coat.

Can you beat the Aston?

Im not into pissing contests.

I'll take my Lamborghini Urus elsewhere.

No pissing going on here but I need to arrive in style on my big day

You turn up sitting next to me - how much more style could a lady want? Lol

The bride sits in the back...."

Even better.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then

Exactly, didn't think you'd mind "

Not at all

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party

OMG I’m 1st in the queue!"

Sorry ladies. I'm taken

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then

Exactly, didn't think you'd mind

Not at all "

Can i get a cuddle before you get messy?

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then

Exactly, didn't think you'd mind

Not at all

Can i get a cuddle before you get messy? "

Hell yes you can

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed "

What's your point?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue) "

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I please be a bridesmaid? I’m rather ugly so will not upstage the bride

xx"

Absolutely! Well sold!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then

Exactly, didn't think you'd mind

Not at all

Can i get a cuddle before you get messy?

Hell yes you can "

Id be happy with that. Then the fitties can have you. Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority "

Obvs. Just like I am yours hubby

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party

OMG I’m 1st in the queue!

Sorry ladies. I'm taken "

We like to share

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

You being pimped out to pretty much everyone at the wedding including the brides

Ohhh standard enough then

Exactly, didn't think you'd mind

Not at all "

Can I be first

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority "

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed

What's your point? "

None really , have as many as you want

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed

What's your point?

None really , have as many as you want "

Help me?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle? "

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed

What's your point?

None really , have as many as you want

Help me? "

And how can I do that??

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’ "

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed

What's your point?

None really , have as many as you want

Help me?

And how can I do that?? "

I can't imagine..... Cos I'm sweet and innocent....

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense.... "

I’ll give you away alright

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright "

Rude!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed

What's your point?

None really , have as many as you want

Help me?

And how can I do that??

I can't imagine..... Cos I'm sweet and innocent.... "

For the 4th time.... Pahahahahahhaah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright "

Can you clean your cum off her first please?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright

Rude! "

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How did I only see this now congratulations

Cool . Foursome

Only four?

OK , I'll take the bridesmaids as well

What what’s happening

Blame Posh , she wants me to have more than 4 . And you are included

Posh wants Posh to have more than 4..... Now that's just greed

What's your point?

None really , have as many as you want

Help me?

And how can I do that??

I can't imagine..... Cos I'm sweet and innocent....

For the 4th time.... Pahahahahahhaah "

They all know it's true....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 19/08/20 13:00:47]

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright

Can you clean your cum off her first please? "

I was under the impression she swallows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Cum removed by poster at 19/08/20 13:00:47]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright

Can you clean your cum off her first please?

I was under the impression she swallows. "

How can she swallow it if it's all up her back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright

Can you clean your cum off her first please?

I was under the impression she swallows.

How can she swallow it if it's all up her back? "

I might add, she's been returned to me in this condition more than once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 19/08/20 13:03:09]

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you"

Oooh yes

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright

Can you clean your cum off her first please?

I was under the impression she swallows.

How can she swallow it if it's all up her back? "

turn her around quickly (like in the porn movies). Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Chunky starts a "cleaning the cum off the bride's back service" at 19/08/20 13:03:09]"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you

Oooh yes "

I'm now wondering if I could balance a tray of drinks so I can carry three at once

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr now this is awkward

Why? We're still your wives....

Good

You know we're good..... Especially when we're bad

Very very good

Can we have MFF and have done with it?

You may have to take a number and get in line......

(but I'll bump you up the queue)

Errr even more awkward as I thought I was your main priority

Anyway, thought you were taking me up the aisle?

I SAID ‘I’ll take you up your brown aisle’

Ahhh.... I thought you were going to ake me up the aisle on a lead and give me away....

Yours makes more sense....

I’ll give you away alright

Can you clean your cum off her first please?

I was under the impression she swallows.

How can she swallow it if it's all up her back?

turn her around quickly (like in the porn movies). Lol

"

The Mystique not me, he's the one that doesn't tidy up after himself

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll volunteer to be naked drinks waiter for you

Oooh yes

I'm now wondering if I could balance a tray of drinks so I can carry three at once "

I'd like to watch the practice...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahahahhaha

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Where was I what do you need me to do

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Where was I what do you need me to do "

Everyone I think? If that's OK

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Where was I what do you need me to do "

You really want to know that

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[Chunky starts a "cleaning the cum off the bride's back service" at 19/08/20 13:03:09]"

The service is not available atm

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Where was I what do you need me to do

Everyone I think? If that's OK "

Ok by me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve decided to be Posh’s suspender handler I’ll get you all sorted m’darling and you’ll look fabulous after my hands have a wander

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"I’ve decided to be Posh’s suspender handler I’ll get you all sorted m’darling and you’ll look fabulous after my hands have a wander "
can we please be the bed for when the marriage is consummated or is that already taken?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"I’ve decided to be Posh’s suspender handler I’ll get you all sorted m’darling and you’ll look fabulous after my hands have a wander can we please be the bed for when the marriage is consummated or is that already taken? "
sorry wasn't meant to quote this

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"On standby for any stray bridesmaid's at the after party

OMG I’m 1st in the queue!

Sorry ladies. I'm taken "

Disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you ladies find a vicar because I shit you not I just saw one on the hectic morning thread

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Omg! Where did that cork go!!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Omg! Where did that cork go!!

"

Im more worried about where the bottle went?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you ladies find a vicar because I shit you not I just saw one on the hectic morning thread "

Can you direct them here please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Omg! Where did that cork go!!

"

Fishing?

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