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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Jo, the one with the beautiful boobs from Intrigued32, and I need to organise a hen do for the Fab Wedding of the Summer that is Sparkles and NSP nuptials.

Let us know where the party bus should stop to pick you up, what drinks/snacks you are bringing, and if you have something to entertain us with.

You fabbers with a penis are welcome on board but only there to serve and entertain the ladies so don't be of a shy disposition

All aboard!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Wooooooo hoooooooo!

I'll be angelic one with the halo. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck it.... Count me and my mate, Jack Daniels in! Come get me in Dorset!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

* drops my pants again *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What’s a hen do?

Lay eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wooooooo hoooooooo!

I'll be angelic one with the halo. Obvs"

Yeah right! My halo is soooo bright it will need a towel thrown over it if anybody wants 40 winks on the bus

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"* drops my pants again * "

Good man.....

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve got the bus and Maid of honour with me Naked taxi service

D.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop off in Yorkshire and I'll bring gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"* drops my pants again * "

Do you actually wear pants Nippy Shit

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

Ahem!!! I have a penis so what do you think you're going to do with me then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in for this fabulous hen do. Can the bus detour to Scotland by any chance to pick up the northern angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ahem!!! I have a penis so what do you think you're going to do with me then "

Let me show you...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"* drops my pants again *

Do you actually wear pants Nippy Shit "

No, nohope, not often....Xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Ahem!!! I have a penis so what do you think you're going to do with me then

Let me show you..."

Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can really cluck

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got the bus and Maid of honour with me Naked taxi service

D."

Perfect..... You'll look good in the chauffeur cap

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

I could be convinced

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As father of the Bride , i shall be there to ensure there is no jiggery pokery.

Though after two pints of weak beer i will probably fall in to a deep slumber. Thus allowing all sorts of malarky

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can really cluck "

We always need cluckers.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll be sat in the corner in my underwear, getting d*unk

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could be convinced "

Keep me under control would you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ahem!!! I have a penis so what do you think you're going to do with me then "

Don't tempt me Sophie

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice

Need another stripper

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Sounds like a blast!! I can bring gin, a battenburg cake & half a chocolate orange

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"* drops my pants again *

Do you actually wear pants Nippy Shit

No, nohope, not often....Xx"

Just checking. We don't need to be wasting valuable time

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

[Removed by poster at 19/08/20 10:14:29]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As father of the Bride , i shall be there to ensure there is no jiggery pokery.

Though after two pints of weak beer i will probably fall in to a deep slumber. Thus allowing all sorts of malarky "

Taff we will keep you awake

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Ahem!!! I have a penis so what do you think you're going to do with me then

Don't tempt me Sophie "

Whyever not Hope

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Is there a theme to the fancy dress? Watched moulin rouge the other night, corsets, stockings, debauchery and alcohol sounds perfect to me

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[All clothing removed from the brides by poster at 19/08/20 10:14:29]"

Sophie!

About time too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swansea pick up please.

I will bring a platter of mini sweet desert treats.

And I am a pretty good dancer, so I will get everybody up and rolling those gorgeous hips on the dancefloor.

Her x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is there a theme to the fancy dress? Watched moulin rouge the other night, corsets, stockings, debauchery and alcohol sounds perfect to me "

YES! Please Hope, Jo, can we have it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can really cluck "

Welcome aboard chick-a-dee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there a theme to the fancy dress? Watched moulin rouge the other night, corsets, stockings, debauchery and alcohol sounds perfect to me "

I like the sound of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there a theme to the fancy dress? Watched moulin rouge the other night, corsets, stockings, debauchery and alcohol sounds perfect to me

YES! Please Hope, Jo, can we have it? "

You may have whatever you like as it is your special day/night/week/weekend

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Swansea pick up please.

I will bring a platter of mini sweet desert treats.

And I am a pretty good dancer, so I will get everybody up and rolling those gorgeous hips on the dancefloor.

Her x"

Can pick me up at the same time. Though those sweet treats be gone by the time we pass Cardiff

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is there a theme to the fancy dress? Watched moulin rouge the other night, corsets, stockings, debauchery and alcohol sounds perfect to me

YES! Please Hope, Jo, can we have it?

You may have whatever you like as it is your special day/night/week/weekend "

Week. At least.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What’s a hen do?

Lay eggs "

That would be quite a party trick

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'll be sat in the corner in my underwear, getting d*unk"

Jo has instructed me to keep my eye on you whilst she has some fun so you relax Sparkles

D.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll be sat in the corner in my underwear, getting d*unk

Jo has instructed me to keep my hands on you whilst she has some fun so you relax Sparkles

D."

You're a good man D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Swansea pick up please.

I will bring a platter of mini sweet desert treats.

And I am a pretty good dancer, so I will get everybody up and rolling those gorgeous hips on the dancefloor.

Her x

Can pick me up at the same time. Though those sweet treats be gone by the time we pass Cardiff "

Of course we will pick you up, I am not anywhere without you. We can have an extra platter of goodies just don't tell everyone x

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Swansea pick up please.

I will bring a platter of mini sweet desert treats.

And I am a pretty good dancer, so I will get everybody up and rolling those gorgeous hips on the dancefloor.

Her x

Can pick me up at the same time. Though those sweet treats be gone by the time we pass Cardiff

Of course we will pick you up, I am not anywhere without you. We can have an extra platter of goodies just don't tell everyone x"

Sorted that's my kind of girly mate x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Swansea pick up please.

I will bring a platter of mini sweet desert treats.

And I am a pretty good dancer, so I will get everybody up and rolling those gorgeous hips on the dancefloor.

Her x

Can pick me up at the same time. Though those sweet treats be gone by the time we pass Cardiff

Of course we will pick you up, I am not anywhere without you. We can have an extra platter of goodies just don't tell everyone x

Sorted that's my kind of girly mate x "

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Wooooooo hoooooooo!

I'll be angelic one with the halo. Obvs"

Paaahhahhahahahhahahaah yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper? "

I would have thought you would have checked out his credentials as he tried to board the bus

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper? "

Who is the stripper ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wooooooo hoooooooo!

I'll be angelic one with the halo. Obvs

Paaahhahhahahahhahahaah yeah right "

Shhhhh. It's true. They all know it...

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper? "

As soon as he walks in the door no?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??"

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

I would have thought you would have checked out his credentials as he tried to board the bus "

I did..... But that's not groping, that's important cred checking....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no? "

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish."

2 is way better than 1!

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this.... "

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish."

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day "

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper "

Bride gets what bride wants

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now"

Haha phew

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper

Bride gets what bride wants "

So you've seen my body then ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper

Bride gets what bride wants

So you've seen my body then ?? "

Gimme a minute......... I'll check it (again)

Yep!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew "

It was a worrying moment....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper

Bride gets what bride wants

So you've seen my body then ??

Gimme a minute......... I'll check it (again)

Yep! "

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper

Bride gets what bride wants

So you've seen my body then ??

Gimme a minute......... I'll check it (again)

Yep! "

Have to be thorough...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll serve drinks and cocktails... Is there any hazard pay involved with all you wild ladies?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew

It was a worrying moment.... "

It was, now am daydreaming of can can skirts and frilly knickers

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll serve drinks and cocktails... Is there any hazard pay involved with all you wild ladies? "

Nope, you takes your chances here in the wild West. You also do it naked except for a bow tie.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew

It was a worrying moment....

It was, now am daydreaming of can can skirts and frilly knickers "

Corsets are a part of my daydream....... I'll let you guess the rest

(spoiler alert.... It's pervy as fuck)

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

You can play hoopla on my penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll serve drinks and cocktails... Is there any hazard pay involved with all you wild ladies?

Nope, you takes your chances here in the wild West. You also do it naked except for a bow tie. "

Well, that's that settled then. Just me and my dickie bow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll serve drinks and cocktails... Is there any hazard pay involved with all you wild ladies? "

Erm no. The pay is getting to spend time with a bunch of beautiful ladies

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew

It was a worrying moment....

It was, now am daydreaming of can can skirts and frilly knickers

Corsets are a part of my daydream....... I'll let you guess the rest

(spoiler alert.... It's pervy as fuck) "

I need a corset, something I don't own yet

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew

It was a worrying moment....

It was, now am daydreaming of can can skirts and frilly knickers

Corsets are a part of my daydream....... I'll let you guess the rest

(spoiler alert.... It's pervy as fuck)

I need a corset, something I don't own yet "

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOMAN?

Sorry Hope. I defiled the party.

But seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll be sat in the corner in my underwear, getting d*unk"

Can I just join you I have gin spiced rum and sours xx

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew

It was a worrying moment....

It was, now am daydreaming of can can skirts and frilly knickers

Corsets are a part of my daydream....... I'll let you guess the rest

(spoiler alert.... It's pervy as fuck)

I need a corset, something I don't own yet

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOMAN?

Sorry Hope. I defiled the party.

But seriously! "

I know!!! Needs sorting ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll serve drinks and cocktails... Is there any hazard pay involved with all you wild ladies?

Erm no. The pay is getting to spend time with a bunch of beautiful ladies "

And what a time it shall be

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Can I be the stripper on the hen night? I did a few hen nights in my 20s for a friend of mine who ran a dance school and did burlesque hen nights. She created a fully-choreographed routine for me. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

Who is the stripper ??

Nippy. You can volunteer too if you wish.

That would depend on who wants to see a dad bod stripper "

Meeeee but I'm hiding in the corner can you please shimmy that little tushie of yours this way please xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Question..... How long before I'm allowed to grope the stripper?

As soon as he walks in the door no?

I like the fact you ladies agree on this....

Lol did I say I was a lady? Damn I must have been fibbing on that day

I was being all polite. I'm over it now

Haha phew

It was a worrying moment....

It was, now am daydreaming of can can skirts and frilly knickers

Corsets are a part of my daydream....... I'll let you guess the rest

(spoiler alert.... It's pervy as fuck)

I need a corset, something I don't own yet

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOMAN?

Sorry Hope. I defiled the party.

But seriously!

I know!!! Needs sorting ASAP "

Sooner. Do it now please

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available. "

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap? "

Its a stretched Hummer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer. "

A pink one?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer. "

That's what she said

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer.

A pink one? "

Just for the occasion.

With white quilted leather.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer.

A pink one?

Just for the occasion.

With white quilted leather. "

So they marks don't show? Good plan!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer.

A pink one?

Just for the occasion.

With white quilted leather.

So they marks don't show? Good plan! "

Up there for thinking, down there for dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer.

A pink one?

Just for the occasion.

With white quilted leather.

So they marks don't show? Good plan!

Up there for thinking, down there for dancing. "

Oh there will be dancing!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Chunky's chauffeur services are available.

Are you driving the party bus CG? Will you be wearing a cap?

Its a stretched Hummer.

A pink one?

Just for the occasion.

With white quilted leather.

So they marks don't show? Good plan!

Up there for thinking, down there for dancing. "

Somewhere in the middle for orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's dancing service is also available.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles.... "

Squire, fetch my pink lance!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Squire, fetch my pink lance! "

Dude, this is the hen do! The jousting comes next week....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles.... "

Yes, she totally beat you last night.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Squire, fetch my pink lance!

Dude, this is the hen do! The jousting comes next week.... "

Oh yeah, wrong thread.....

*Slowly shuffles off backwards*

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Squire, fetch my pink lance!

Dude, this is the hen do! The jousting comes next week....

Oh yeah, wrong thread.....

*Slowly shuffles off backwards*"

You got all overcome didn't you....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Yes, she totally beat you last night..... "

I have a a screenshot saying yours was 47 mins, js. You can't touch dis....

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Yes, she totally beat you last night.....

I have a a screenshot saying yours was 47 mins, js. You can't touch dis.... "

No one will fall for that..... They all know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Yes, she totally beat you last night.....

I have a a screenshot saying yours was 47 mins, js. You can't touch dis.... "

a a a a, omg I need to log off.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I'll take the accessible spot on the bus! I'm bringing a tapas finger feast and anyone is welcome to sit on my lap, if they get too tired or too dr*nk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take the accessible spot on the bus! I'm bringing a tapas finger feast and anyone is welcome to sit on my lap, if they get too tired or too dr*nk "

Can I please sit on your lap?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ok so apparently I'm ignoring the wedding too much and getting shit for it in PM....

So, "if anyone here present does have cause to believe etc...."

YES ME!!!!! I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!! It's a love stronger than cheese string, our love bridges the fact that she beat my thread completion record last night!

I'll "joust" you for her sparkles....

Yes, she totally beat you last night.....

I have a a screenshot saying yours was 47 mins, js. You can't touch dis....

a a a a, omg I need to log off..... "

Come here and I'll make it better

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By *lectricdreamMan  over a year ago

bristol

Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'll take the accessible spot on the bus! I'm bringing a tapas finger feast and anyone is welcome to sit on my lap, if they get too tired or too dr*nk

Can I please sit on your lap? "

You may indeed

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot "

It's a naked position....

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Since yourself and Jo will be busy with this...

Could I borrow D. For a while? I’ll keep him occupied

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By *lectricdreamMan  over a year ago

bristol


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position.... "

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position....

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ..."

Yes you do, you have to be measured up for it first.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position....

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ...

Yes you do, you have to be measured up for it first. "

She's measuring dicks again...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position....

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ...

Yes you do, you have to be measured up for it first.

She's measuring dicks again... "

Always baby

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By *lectricdreamMan  over a year ago

bristol


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position....

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ...

Yes you do, you have to be measured up for it first. "

That’s fine by me...as long as you have warm hands..

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By *lectricdreamMan  over a year ago

bristol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position....

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ...

Yes you do, you have to be measured up for it first.

That’s fine by me...as long as you have warm hands.. "

Let me find a hot body to warm them up on, gimmie a min

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By *lectricdreamMan  over a year ago

bristol


"Anychance of a bristol pick up...

I don’t mind serving drinks for you sexy lot

It's a naked position....

That’s totally fine by me...do I get supplied a Dickie bow ...

Yes you do, you have to be measured up for it first.

That’s fine by me...as long as you have warm hands..

Let me find a hot body to warm them up on, gimmie a min "

Oh how rude lol. I’m sure we can find somewhere to warm them up

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By *uge G RectionMan  over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

all the good stuff happens when I'm at work!

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