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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.
I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.
So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I have no words 
I'll teach you.... Then maybe we can chat wank together?
Amazing idea but which one of us is the Poundland bird? "
I don't know..... We will figure it out. One step at a time.... |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.
I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.
So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox "
Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!
There are some cracking posts on here this morning.....I’m hoping this one is tongue in cheek but you never know - nothing would surprise me after reading about the bloke who wants to shag his tow bar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.
I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.
So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox
Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!
There are some cracking posts on here this morning.....I’m hoping this one is tongue in cheek but you never know - nothing would surprise me after reading about the bloke who wants to shag his tow bar "
Missed the tow bar one... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.
I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.
So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox
Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!
There are some cracking posts on here this morning.....I’m hoping this one is tongue in cheek but you never know - nothing would surprise me after reading about the bloke who wants to shag his tow bar
Missed the tow bar one..."
You need to check it out. It’s in The Lounge and titled Towing Ball. Absolutely classic |
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket "
No need to explain. Leave it to the imagination. It conjures some lovely images (Waynetta Slob and her mum lol). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket "
I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies |
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket
I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies "
Pah! I'm only ten miles from Cadbury World. Beat THAT!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've found chatting wank on here gets the birds messaging.
I'm not talking about quality birds just the sort you find in Poundland arguing with a relative or carer.
So if you are having no luck on here try chatting fuckin bollox
Made me giggle anyway! In Poundland arguing with a relative!
There are some cracking posts on here this morning.....I’m hoping this one is tongue in cheek but you never know - nothing would surprise me after reading about the bloke who wants to shag his tow bar
Missed the tow bar one...
You need to check it out. It’s in The Lounge and titled Towing Ball. Absolutely classic "
Go go go go. Best thread reply EVER |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket
I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies "
Holy fuckballs! You’re local! *punches the air* there IS a god |
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket "
Score! |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
Staffordshire Moorlands |
"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket "
I’ve spoken to a few “society rejects” of the male variety - maybe we should introduce them, let them meet up and boost KFCs economy in these hard times?  |
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket "
Bleedin Ponce. Get you Oooh Pahnland and KFC. What's up with yer nearest Spoon? You can eat drink and theres plenty of room in the disabled if you get lucky. |
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket
I’ve spoken to a few “society rejects” of the male variety - maybe we should introduce them, let them meet up and boost KFCs economy in these hard times? "
Yes, tempting, but they'll end up breeding and can you imagine the state of the crotch droppings they'd produce? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket
I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies
Holy fuckballs! You’re local! *punches the air* there IS a god "
If you see a geeza over 6ft tall running around Queensferry with no top on and a KFC bucket under his arm it could be me off to Poundland |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket
I’ve spoken to a few “society rejects” of the male variety - maybe we should introduce them, let them meet up and boost KFCs economy in these hard times? "
Imagine a social at KFC !!!
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Actually no don't it |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Right just gonna point out I'm not talking about finessed ladies I'm goin on about society rejects.
You know that they are in here lookin for a fella who lives near a KFC and was available Tuesdays for the half price bucket
I live near a KFC AND a Mcdonalds, come get me ladies
Holy fuckballs! You’re local! *punches the air* there IS a god
If you see a geeza over 6ft tall running around Queensferry with no top on and a KFC bucket under his arm it could be me off to Poundland "
Those ladies sure are lucky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have no words
Nah dahn't get gnarly, treacle. He's offering you an education. Given the Poundland analogue I reckon we're in for treat.
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Pack a lighters from Pound world |
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