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weird news story of the day..19th june edition.. you will never look at cuddly toys the same again
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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
how on earth did i miss this one.... its a corker...
"A man was arrested for the fourth time for having sex with a teddy bear in public.
Charles Marshall, 28, received a citation on Wednesday for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio, it has been revealed.
This is the fourth occasion since 2010 that the man has been arrested for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear.
Marshall received a citation for disorderly conduct in the most recent incident.
Employees at the health clinic noticed Marshall in an alley engaging in a sex act with himself.
They reported the situation to police.
Marshall was found using the stuffed animal to masturbate.
Marshall has a history of arrests for having sex with teddy bears in public.
For three similar incidents in the past, Marshall served short stints in jail and paid small fines for misdemeanor convictions, according to The Smoking Gun.
He was first arrested in February 2010 after people at a public library contacted authorities about Marshall.
Witnesses there said the man had been masturbating with a stuffed animal in a men's bathroom.
A judge told Marshall to stay away from all public libraries in Hamilton County, Ohio, The Smoking Gun reported.
Later in 2010, police arrested Marshall for having sex with a teddy bear a second time.
An officer wrote on the police report that Marshall's public indecency with a teddy bear 'has been an ongoing problem.'
The third occasion Marshall was found pleasuring himself with a toy bear was in August 2011.
He was arrested for that incident after witnesses called authorities.
Police said he was masturbating with a stuffed animal in a place where minors were likely present.
It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha! that reminds me of the time there was a thread about chat roulette on here and someone said they saw a guy fucking a teddy on it 
Wonder if it was the same guy?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I'll admit to having a soft spot for teddies - but only the kind that come in black lace and have a woman underneath them!!!
Guess this brings new meaning to the phrase "Dare to Bear" |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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and the first teddy bear opening a thread on here moaning about timewasters, barebackers or folks who only want polar bears for their fur colour and I am out of here for ever.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With all the rapists and paedos in the world today I really don't understand all the fuss about a guy who likes to use a soft toy as a glove when knocking one out.
George Michael can have a wank in a toilet and pay a few £m to escape a jail term but this guy goes to jail for his 'crime'.
Personally, if it was the same bear he could claim he was in a long term relationship with it. Come to think of it, how many women have still got the same teddy from when they were children? 
(p.s. this is a joke post ok) |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
South Gloucestershire |
"if you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise..........
la le la le la, mwah, xxxxxx  "
Or "were going on a bear hunt, were going to catch a big one" most parents will recognise that |
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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
can I just say thank you to the person who just sent me a PM... totally unrepeatable and made me spit out perfectly good water... lol
I just imagine a cross-eyed bear now.... something like nookie bear
bear in a gimp mask......
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Apparently, when I was a little girl, I called my bear Gladly, when mam asked why, I said it was cos we sang about Gladly my cross-eyed bear at church (Gladly my Cross I bear)....I bet matey's bear was cross-eyed too  |
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Poor bear 
