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A new meaning to oral sex ...oh what a cock up

By *idewilly OP Man over a year ago

portsmouth

Well we have all done daft things in our time....so heres one of mine......

One day i was having a lovely fun day with a lady and things ended up getting a little naughty you could say and she said to me theres some lubricant in the bathroom On the window cil in a box...so i thought ok....i went in the bathroom opened the box squeezed The tube and put planty of the liquid all over my cock only to realise it was getting tingly and dryer not wetter then i could smell the freshness....bugger id stuck a load of toothpaste all over my cock ...you never seen anyone jump into the shower fast enough with a ton of shower get.....it puts a new meaning to oral hygiene .....so whats everyone else done that was daft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could have given her teeth a good clean

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Menthol mouthwash is fun on oral and cleans as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A minty blow job is fantastic, an opportunity missed

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By *idewilly OP Man over a year ago

portsmouth

Not the amount i slapped on....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How could you not see it was toothpaste?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And there are those that say education is a waste of time

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By *idewilly OP Man over a year ago

portsmouth

Well im well educated....and common sense but on this occasion i didnt have contacts in...and went to the tube That was open not in a box....thats why....

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ah that's funny OP.

Good thing it wasn't Anal day or she might have had a ring of freshness

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